Story: I'm Sorry, You're Not My Type!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… otherwise it would somehow have Jack Sparrow, my favorite yaoi plot, and Mexican chocolate… you don't want to know. Anyways, back to the story.

Warning: We've got some…: yaoi, profanity, and other stuffs… what do they call it again?

Shuichu: They call it etc. I call it potatoes. Whatever you think.

Shuichi: hmm… that's a tough choice! I think I'll take potatoes for 1oo!

Shuichu: Hurry up, and get on with the story, baka!

Shuichi: Did you mean that in Spanish or Japanese?

Shuichu: Does it look like I know Spanish? I'm Asian for Pete's sake! (No offense to anyone who is Asian and speaks Spanish.)

Shuichi: …Who's Pete?

Shuichu: OMG. Your mom!

Shuichi: Really? Pete, can you make me a sandwich?

Shuichu: Idiot! Just get back to the story already! Jeez!

Shuichi: Okay, okay! Don't get your knickers in a twist.

Shuichu: O.o

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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"Your highness, you look absolutely ravishing. There won't be a set of eyes that can look away from you at the ball tonight," the woman fixing up his dress said.

Naruto looked at the mirror. He stared at the pure white flower in his hair and the dark blue, flowing dress he wore. If he'd known any better, Naruto would have thought he was really a girl. It scared and embarrassed him at the same time. And almost immediately, he looked away, ashamed.

Naruto knew this day would come. In fact, he'd tried running away from it, but every time, the queen's guards caught him. They always locked him back up in that godforsaken tower. It was horrible.

The woman that had designed his outfit must have seen his face because she remarked, "Oh, don't look so sad, my lady. You are absolutely stunning in that dress. Are you nervous about meeting the guys? Don't worry. They won't be able to keep their hands off you!"

Naruto nearly cried. For any normal girl, hearing that he looked good in this dress and that all eyes would be envious or worshipping would be the best news in the world. But for a guy, …the idea of getting stared at sexually by men and dancing with them made Naruto want to jump out of the tower he was locked in everyday.

Every compliment on his "elegant, petite figure" or his "heavenly face of light" was another stab to his pride from the knife that the people of his kingdom bore.

His kingdom… yes, it was amazing. In the thirteen years he'd lived in the Konoha Empire, Naruto had been raised to be the next ruler of his kingdom. He had lessons on things from math to manners. He ate salad as a main course. (He even wore lacey pink underwear.) All of these things were a part of, as his royal advisor put it, becoming the perfect queen.

That's right. A queen.

You see, in this world, the women now have all power. Whether it's the new color of the royal curtains or the decision to go to war, the women make the choice. It's been that way since the Great War when Naruto was younger, where the third king of Konoha was killed in battle. He protected his people to the end and is honored. When he died, the woman Naruto called "Granny" became ruler. She was the granddaughter of the first ever king of Konoha. Lady Tsunade, that's what they all called her. Everyone adored her. She was a strategic ruler and didn't panic in the face of chaos. That's why the kingdom decided from then on that women would be the ones in control.

Though Naruto wasn't a blood-relative of the queen, he could become the ruler because he'd been adopted by the queen from birth when his family had died, and no other heir was available. The only problem was: Naruto was a guy.

But of course that didn't stop a "strategic" queen from succeeding. Tsunade realized when she adopted Naruto as her own, he had very girlish features. Of course the pressure for an heir had been on her mind and so… she made Naruto a girl.

No one had known about Naruto yet. It was easy for her to change the gender and not raise any questions.

And that's why Naruto was about to go to his "Happy-Sweet-Sixteen-And-Get-Yourself-A-Man-Birthday" Ball.

"Princess, I'm going to go tell Lady Tsunade that you are ready to go downstairs to the ball. But I think your advisor will be here in a second, so don't go down just yet."

"Huh? Oh… yeah. Don't go down. Kakashi's coming'. Got it."

The woman smiled at Naruto before turning to leave the room. "Oops. I am so sorry. I didn't know you were outside the door. Please come in!" Naruto heard the woman say from outside. He stood tall as the figure walked in, only to relax upon recognizing the person.

"It's just you, Kakashi. What did you want anyways?"

"Princess, I-"

Kakashi stopped short when he heard a growl emit from Naruto. "I'm sorry. I'd forgotten after talking with others about your ball for so long."

"I don't care! You of all people should know why I hate that stupid title. It's not… fair. "

"Naruto, you're right. It's not fair, but if Lady Tsunade found out that I knew you were really a man, she would not be pleased. Though I know you hate it, I must call you things like "princess." I'm sorry, but that's the way it has to be."

Naruto sighed. He'd had this conversation a million times with his royal advisor, Kakashi. And every time, Kakashi always said the same thing.

"Naruto, I will escort you to the ballroom, now. Be a good boy, and come quietly or I'll have to kidnap you."

Naruto looked at his advisor bewildered before saying, "I-if you're going to actually address me as a guy, you could at least leave the lecherous old man act behind. That's just wrong on too many levels."

Kakashi and Naruto laughed until their faces turned red before they actually made any progress towards the door.

They walked down the hallway towards the grand staircase where every man in all of Konoha waited eagerly for a chance to dance with the princess. "Naruto, I know tonight will be difficult for you, but please bear with it. We can't risk people finding out about your secret."

Naruto looked over to Kakashi. "I will hate every moment of today, but I promise no one will find out… but you will be serving me something other than salad for two whole weeks, do you hear me?"

"Loud and clear, princess."

Naruto tried his best not to wince at the name, and began to walk down the steps, straight into the sea of men.

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Okay guys, what'd you think? I hope you like it cuz I sorta kinda really tried on this one!! Lol. So, um… review for me, please? Just tell me what you liked or what you didn't like… What you wanna see in the next chapter… you know. REVIEW. Just….

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