I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho
or any of its characters.
Note: Emli is me, Aerith Gaines. (Like anyone cares, right?)
Characters are kinda OOC. Onegai, don't sue!
Green Eye shadow
Yusuke: Keiko, can you move over? I'm squished. You should really join the gym.
Keiko: *Hits Yusuke over the head.* FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M NOT FAT!!!!
Botan: Hey, calm down guys!!! This is only a five minute bus ride!! : P
Yusuke: Hmmmm........ all right. *sarcastic fake voice* I'm so sorry, Keiko.
Keiko: Yeah, yeah, yeah... I forgive you....
Kuwabara: Finally... We are at... the MALL.
Yukina: Yay!!!
Kuwabara: Hee-hee!!! I'm going to the video store!! *He and Yukina run off.*
Kurama: I'm going to walk around.
Hiei: Me too.
Botan: I'm gonna go clothes shopping. When I'm done, I'm going to get a manicure, a pedicure, and then, I'm getting my hair done!! : D
Yusuke and Keiko are in the video store with Kuwabara and Yukina.
********2 Hours Pass********
*Everyone meets up in Sears.*
Botan with her new hair-do: Let's go to the make-up store, Green Eye shadow!!
The guys groan.
********In the store********
Botan: I'm buying this, and this, and this, and this, and- oh, wait, I have that- and this....
Koenma appears: Hello. Hey Botan, don't you have that?
Emli: Hello.
Yusuke: Who the F*** are you?
Emli: I own this store, and this story, so watch your mouth!!
Kuwabara: Story? What story?
Emli: Never mind...
Kurama: What's your name?
Emli: Never mind that either.
Keiko: Where's the REAL owner of the store? I think you are a little young to own it...
Emli: HEY! I DO OWN THIS STORE!!!!! SEE THE STUPID NAME OF THE STORE?!?!?!
IT'S DUMB BECAUSE A 12 YEAR OLD THOUGHT OF IT!!!!!
Koenma: Do you have your period or something?
Emli: Nooooo.... I'm ALWAYS like this!!!!! (NOT sarcastically.)
*Turns to see who asked her that rude question, and her eyes light up.*
Oh, Hi Koenma!!!
Koenma: What? How do you know who I AM???!!!?!?!?!?!
Emli: ...I know who you ALL are.... I watch the show...
Yukina: Show?
Emli: Never mind. -.-
Botan: I'd like to buy all of this stuff. *Takes out a lot of makeup*
Emli: Of course, of course. Unfortunately, the cash register isn't working. Come on back to my... office.
Botan: You guys wait here, I'll go and it will be faster. Meet me in the-
Emli: NO! I mean, it's best that you all go. Step on in. *Opens a door.*
Kuwabara: you can't see a thing....
Emli: Oh yes. I'll turn on the lights. They are on the other side of the room.
*Locks the door, then goes to the other side of the room, turns on the lights,
and puts the (really small) key to the room under her tongue.*
Hiei: ??? What is this place?!?!?!?!?!
Emli: Heh. Let's talk business. Please, sit.
Everyone sits. Suddenly, they are chained to the seats.
Emli: Alright. If anyone says or does anything I don't like, They will be electrocuted!!!
All gulp.
Emli: Well, let me start off by saying, my name is Emli, and this is my lair, so to speak.
I'll let you go...
All: Phew!
Emli: I'm not done yet! As I was saying I'll let you go, once I get a date with....
Guys: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!
Emli: Hm... the lucky winner over there! *Points to Koenma.*
Koenma: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emli: And I know you are all big and independent, so I'll even let you open the door by yourselves.....
Once it is removed from my mouth by a guys mouth. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Guys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Emli: So Koenma... What's it gonna be? If you reject my proposal, you and you're little friends are BARBEQUE!
Kuwabara: I love barbeque! : D
Emli: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.....
Koenma: ........WAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Um... I mean.... Alright! ;_; (Being cute is so hard sometimes.)
Emli: Great!!!! XD Ahem. Now all that's left is the key. So. Who's going to be the lucky guy?
All: ............
Emli: Alright then. I'll pick for you. *Releases Kurama.*
Kurama is horrified. Um... Maybe someone else should do it?
Emli: I don't think so...
********back in the main part of the store********
Kurama to Yusuke: I am telling you. She is the worst kisser in the 3 worlds!!!!
Emli to Koenma: I can see EVERYTHING you are doing with my spy camera, so I know where you are. Here's my phone number. I expect a phone call from you tonight...
Cops come: Emli, you are under arrest!!
Emli flees: DON'T FORGET, KOENMA!!! AND IF YOU DO FORGET, I'LL CALL YOU!!!!
Botan: I'm glad that's over. Let's go.
Keiko and Yukina: Yeah.
Botan: Oh, wait!!! Another makeup store!!!!
Kuwabara: You already have enough makeup.
Koenma: Not to mention you're making US hold it...
Hiei: Hn. Ningens are so weak.
Botan pulls everyone into the store, Blue Eye shadow.
All: Dear god, no!
Emli: Hello. Koenma, that'll cost second date.
~The End...?~
Note: I am Emli. Hear me roar.