Guess who's back?! Me! sorry for the long hiatus didn't mean for it. but last year in high school so school has me backed up. *sighs* I hate school.

so this story is thanks to a good friend of mine. she came up with the idea I provided the story. Based on a few of her headcanons for the crew and I think you'll find them through out. Review at the end to recommend some things to add for mayhem! Enjoy! Titania signing out.


A groan escaped his lips as he answered the phone. It was 4 in the morning. Who could be calling at this time? Blurry he read the caller ID. of course it had to be Phichit, one of his closest friends. With another groan and a yawn he rolled away from the warm side of the bed with his lover and answered on the third ring.

"Phichit do you know what time it is?" Yuri grumbled to his friend.

"Yuri! I have the cutest little friend to show you!" his voice sounded too full of energy for the early morning.

His motions were still slow as he reached for his glasses almost dropping them on the ground. Slowly he climbed out of bed leaving the warmth and comfort of the bed.

"Another hamster? That's nice Phichit but you know if you bring him over he might get lost and…" he trialed off just as Phichit cut him off.

"Not a hamster i promise! It's called a chinchilla. It's the cutest little thing i swear! You have to see him!"

"Yuri?" the thick russian accent almost sent a chill down his spine as he looked back at the half sleep russian.

"Coming. Ah sure. Bring him over later Phichit when it's not so early in the morning." he didn't even hear what Phichit said before he hung up and went right back to bed, into the warm embrace of Victor.

"Who was that?" his sleepy voice was like a purr in his ear.

"Just Phichit, something about a new pet that he wanted to show" he mumbled as he buried his face in his warm chest.

"Oh a pet?" almost like that was a magic word Victor's dog, Makkachin, jumped on bed and settled in between them. Both of them laughed and settled down and soon went back to sleep.

Around 10 o'clock the doorbell rang. They were just finishing up the daily chores.

"Who could that be?" Viktor asked as he headed to the door.

As soon as he opened in a familiar frowning face.

"Yurio!" Yuri called as he made his way from the kitchen, "what brings you here? With Otabek I see." he smiled as the both of them were let in.

"We just thought we would stop by since we were in the area is all." Yurio stuck his nose up in the air a bit like as if he wasn't the one that suggested they stop by in the first place.

"Yes of course come in." the pair shuffled into the living room and settled down. Makkachin came over and started to sniff them. Otabek managed to give him a good pat before he almost jumped on Yurio.

"Hey get off me you stupid dog!" he pushed the dog off of him just as a meow was heard from the bag he brought.

"I see you brought your cat with you. Bring him out so we can see!" Victor smiled at him.

With a huff he brought over the bag and opened it to show a furry face just as he jumped out and onto the nearby table.

"Snowbell off the table." Yurio scowled the ball of fluff.

With what seemed like an annoyed meow the cat jumped into his lap. Makkachin made sure to give the newcomer a good lick before trotting over and planting himself by Victor's feet. Content with what he found.

Before anything else could be said the bell rang.

"Someone else?" Victor looked at Yuri.

"I'll get it." he sighed and went to answer the door.

"Yuri! I brought him!" Phichit shouted as he almost shoved a small carrier into his face.

"What did you bring Phichit? Some of your hamsters?" he tried to peer into the carrier but he didn't see anything in the darkness inside of it.

"My hamsters are at home. This is my new companion! He's a chinchilla!" he walked into the living room and planted the carrier on the table in the middle for all to see.

"A chinchilla?" Yurio asked, "is that some kind of rat?"

"It's like a giant hamster." he explained as he opened the small door and reached his hand in. what he brought out was a bit adorable but before anyone could get a good glimpse at his Makkachin started barking and leapt at it. The fuzzy blurb in his hand leapt and landed on the shelves Makkachin close after it.

Snowbell gave a yowl in protest and jumped as Makkachin ran by and her claws ended up in the drapes slowly dragging lines down the nice pattern.

"Snowbell no!" Yurio ran after his cat just as Victor and Yuri tried to calm down their dog. All the while Phichit was trying to catch his jumping critter.

Standing in the corner Otabek was silently holding up his phone recording the chaos that ensued around him. Never had he seen anything like this before.

Vases went falling, the crash of glass and books were almost as loud as the yelling and chaos. It took almost half an hour for everything to die down and everyone to get a hold of their pets.

They all looked around in pure silence and terror. Fragments of glass and ceramics littered the floor and Victor had to hold Makkachin back from running through it.

"...I'll get the broom." Yuri mumbled as he left the room.

Meanwhile Otabek was watching over the video trying really hard to keep a straight face watching the chaos over and over again.

"What are you trying to hide?" Yurio looked at his phone before trying to take it out of his hands, "delete it! I swear you better not post that!"

Phichit quickly put his new pet back in it's carry on "...i am so sorry.."

"It's alright Phichit as long as you be careful next time and maybe leave the little guy at home…" Yuri smiled as he swept up the small pieces of debris.

"Right!" He seemed to cheer as he closed the door to the cage.

"...please no more pets in the house until this is all cleaned up." Victor begged.

Everyone could agree with that.


Bonus

The next morning the chaos from earlier seemed like just a dream. The house was clean but a few vases and glassware less. It took two hours to clean everything up as good as new and by the time they finished everyone was exhausted and slept over.

Victor was down in the kitchen assisting Yuri with breakfast when Phichit walked in "I can't find him!" He was in a distress, "i let my chinchilla out for a few minutes and now he's gone as soon as i turned my back!"

"He couldn't have gone far. We haven't heard barking so i'm sure he's somewhere safe." Yuri set down the pan of eggs before they burned and walked over.

Before the two could go look Yurio stumbled in, his eyes half asleep and bad bed head. Sitting a top his head was the chinchilla Phichit later called Rascal.

"Yurio whatever you do don't move." Phichit grabbed a net and slowly snuck up behind him.

"Hm? Why?" Still groggy from just waking up he didn't notice the animal on his head until a net came down over his eyes causing him to scream.

And chaos ensued once again.


More to come in the next chapters! this isnt the end! Review what you would like to see next. I will try to post weekly now but the key word is try. i promise i'll get the next chapter out though! so review and share with your friends! Titania signing out!