A/N: I'm bored out of my mind and well I feel like making a parody of me and Kisame (my friend Aaron)'s first beach trip. Minus the staring at hot surfer men. So Cast shall be, and explained.
Me = Madara. I'm Madara because he's my roleplay character and evidentally current status in our little group.
Aaron = Kisame. Aaron's tall as fuck, and got some brutal and straight forward tendencies. He also roleplays Kisame.
Itachi - Aaron's neighbor. Because he was there and the man was REALLY short I believe Itachi would fit him best. It would also explain why Kisame and Madara were at the beach together in the first place.
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"It's not like you were any help." Kisame scoffed as he and Itachi crawled into the monstrous whole they had done. Madara had attempted to help but only seemed to make things worse. "Shut up! I tried!" Madara rebutted, crawling cautiously into the cavern. They'd pitched a tent over the top and it looked like a bunker in the woods for some sort of military. Madara peeked out for a moment, watching the curious feet walk around there new found hide out. Itachi had done most for the work, being a strangely fast and efficient digger. Kisame came in second. Madara had a good start but in the end only interfered and collapsed other peoples walls so he backed off.
The Uchiha twirled around and sat comfortably at the bottom and conversation picked up. Though it was ended quickly by the sudden movement under the spot that Kisame sat. A few seconds later a crap, of rather large proportion, popped out of it's home under the sand. Madara shouted and Kisame bolted out of the whole before anyone else could blink. The three scrambled from inside the whole and Kisame had Madara's bottle of sun screen. Metal. Of course. Madara watched with cautious eyes as the half-shark threw the can at the animal. Miss. Madara sighed in relief. "Kisame! Your going to ki-" but it was to late. The man had already ran into the hole, retrieved the can and took another shot. This one a direct hit. The crabs arms reached up and flailed before falling onto it's back and Kisame quickly bagged it.
The three peered inside curiously to see the crab twitch and fall over. By now children were circling around with weary parents. The three Akatsuki now the center of attention in the small radius. They shifted nervously to the shore line and set the crab down. Though it didn't move (A/N: In real life this is about when all the 'Mr. Krabs!' cries came in. e3e) "Maybe it's playing dead." Kisame said with a hopeful glint in his eyes but Madara shook his head. "I doubt it. You probably gave the thing a concussion " Though the blue man refused to believe it and looked almost in tears. "No! It might just be in shock." - Madara sighed. "Put it in the water. If it swims off it's fine if not..." Kisame looked at the crab. "You do it." After a string of arguments Madara picked the crab up and tossed it into the water where the animal sunk to the bottom. Kisame sat down. A crushed expression covering his face. "Next time let's not hit it with a metal can..." Madara sighed.