Hi hi~ Pudding aquí! This is just a random cute little one-shot I thought of in the shower (where I started giggling like an idiot at the idea) and threw together at 10:50 PM on September 6, 2011.
I may make it into a little series of how to piss vocaloids off. Tell me what you think!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Vocaloid or Miku-chan~
How to Piss Off Hatsune Miku-chan~ (and Maybe Get Yourself Killed in the Process)
1. The obvious—deny her access to leeks.
2. Pronounce her name "Hatsoon Meekoo"
3. Talk to her about how flat her chest is compared to Meiko and Luka.
4. Make sure she hears your conversation with Gakupo about how much better the Len and Kaito duet of Ievan Polkka was than hers.
5. Talk to her about how high and annoying her voice is and how she should sound more like Mikuo on a normal basis.
6. Take a picture of her (in secret) in her Romeo and Cinderella get-up and send it to everyone. EVERYONE.
7. Send the lyrics to the song, too.
8. Tell Len and Yuki what's really going on in the Two-Faced Lovers PV and force her to confirm it.
9. Ask her what her name is, and when she tells you, make a face and say, "Ugh, I don't like J-Pop. What's a vocaloid?"
10. Tell her that her hair is stupid.
Well, that's pretty much it! Short, right? If you review enough, I might make sequels with Len and stuff. Give requests!