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As You Wish, Senora
"Come out here!" Vicki Guererro demanded of Ricardo Rodriguez. "I want to see how it looks on you."
"Must I wear it all with the tux?" Ricardo asked.
"Yes, unless you want to be naked."
"That won't be necessary."
Ricardo emerged wearing his usual tuxedo with cat ears, a strand of pearls and a crisp white apron. "Do you require anything else of me, Senora?" Ricardo asked Vickie as politely as he could manage. He honestly wanted to strangle the woman, but a wager is a wager, and he'd been lost to her fair and square.
The previous evening Vicki Guerrero had bet that Alberto Del Rio could not beat Dolph Ziggler in an arm wrestling contest. Vicki said she was so confident that Dolph would win that if he did not, she and Dolph would personally detail all of Alberto's cars.
"What do you want to bet?" Vickie asked.
"If your guy wins, I will give you Ricardo as your personal assistant for one entire day."
Dolph Ziggler won the arm wrestling contest easily as Alberto had already had way too much tequila before the bet was struck. Ricardo was quite angry about the outcome, however, he had to do what Alberto requested or risk losing his place as the wrestler's right hand man.
For one entire day, he had to be Vicki's personal assistant, and do everything she said. She also required that no matter what he had to smile and say "As you wish, Senora".
"Ricardo, be a darling and bring me some ice tea."
"As you wish, Senora. Do you require lemon?"
"No. But I would like you to sweeten it. Two splendas should suffice."
Pouting, Ricardo went to Vicki's kitchen and poured her tea. Dolph Ziggler walked through and snickered.
"Nice getup, Rodriguez."
"Bite me."
"Watch how you speak to me. Wouldn't want your "senora" finding out"
Ricardo sighed, straightened the ears on top of his head, and brought Vicki her tea.
She took one sip and yelled "Excuse me! I said two splendas, I think there is only one in here."
"Should I fetch you another, senora?"
"Yes, and be quick about it."
He brought the splenda. After she drank her tea, she ordered him to vacuum her living room, fold her laundry, cook her lunch, and wash the dishes.
When he finished all those tasks , she said, "Sit." "
"As you wish, Senora" He sat in the chair next to hers.
"Not in the chair, here at my feet."
He sat down on the floor next to her. She stroked his hair. "You've been a good kitty. Sit here and mommy will pet you. Those ears suit you by the way."
He tried to purr like a cat would and said "Thank you senora." He hoped to God that no one else found out about this. Knowing his luck, Dolph Ziggler had already posted pictures on Twitter.