Hello all! This is a song about writing fanfiction, put to the song Hellfire (which is a super epic dramatic song, check it out if you haven't). I have to give credit to my friend for helping me out with this one. So enjoy! Or burn…Just kidding.
Beata Maria
You know I am a canon man
Of my writing I am justly proud
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than the common vulgar AU-pairing crowd
SO TELL ME MARIA
Why my fic has zero likes?
Why the mean comments scorch my sooooooul?
I SAW IT
I LIKED IT
The gayest of the OTPS
Is filling my inbox out of all CONTROOOL
With fire
Hellfire
Is what should burn this fic
Cause crappy
Writing
Is turning it to shiiiiiittt
It's not my fault, I'm not to blame
It was the writing and the zero likes and flames
It's not my fault, the author's plan
had no development or plot and should be baaaaaaannnned
Like it, readers
Don't let the haters bring me down,
Don't let their fire sear my fanfiction!
Destroy the fanfic
And let it taste the fires of hell
Or else let it get likes and likes aloooone.
*Random background guard appears*
"Minister Frollo, your fanfiction is getting horrible reviews."
"But how? Nevermind. I'll get those likes. Even if I have to burn down all of Paris!"
*Singing continues*
Hellfire,
Darkfire,
Now AU it's your turn
Choose canon
Or delete it
Like my fic or YOU WILL BUURRN
Mods have mercy on you…
Mods have mercy on me…
But it will have LIKES or
IIITTT WILLL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNN!
*Dramatic ending as author throws computer into fireplace and immediately regrets it*
YAY! Please review/favorite so I won't throw my computer into the fireplace in a fit of anger.