The Bachelor Party

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Summary: Legolas decides to have a bachelor party for Aragorn

Legolas sees how terrible Aragorn looks. He hasn't slept in days and bags are forming under his eyes. The Human rubs his temples as another migraine shot through his head.

This all started when he proposed to Arwen.

[Flashback…]

Aragorn is standing alone in an empty field. He is pacing around nervously. He has left a letter in front of Arwen's bedroom door telling her to meet him in the field. He digs out a small box out of his pock and opens it. Inside is a beautiful engagement ring. It glitters as sunlight hits it. He closes and puts it back in his pocket.

Arwen reaches the field and immediately jumps into Aragorn's out-stretched arms and hugs him tightly. They break their embrace and kiss each other on the lips.

So, what is it you wanted to tell me, love", Arwen asks him.

Aragorn clears his throat and bends down to one knee.

He tries to get the box out of his pocket, but it is now stuck. He tugs hard at the box. Finally after some effort he gets the box out, but whacks himself with his hand in the process.

Arwen laughs at her lover's problem with the box. Aragorn rubs his sore nose.

Aragorn opens the box and takes one of Arwen's hands into his.

"Arwen", Aragorn says looking into her eyes, "I was wondering if you would give me the pleasure of marrying you?"

Arwen lets out a shriek of joy as she jumps onto the Man. Aragorn is taken completely by surprise and his eyes go wide. They roll on the soft grass and roll around a bit. They stop rolling and Arwen is lying on top of Aragorn.

"Yes, yes I will."

Aragorn slips on the ring onto Arwen's finger and they both kiss each other.

[End flashback…]

Aragorn is sitting at his desk anxiously making out a list of wedding guests.

"Okay so I will invite Galadriel and Celeborn. Then I will have to invite Haldir…",  Aragorn mumbles to himself as he writes the list. 

Legolas got up from his perch on Aragorn's bed and walks over to the Man. He puts a hand on his good friend's shoulder. Once he fells Legolas's hand ob his shoulder, Aragorn drops his quill and looks up and back at his friend.

"You have been working too hard and too long, Mellon Nin," Legolas states, "You should let Arwen finish the guest list. You and me should do something tonight."

"What do you have in mind?"

A wicked smile forms on Legolas's lips.

"Oh dear Elbereth", Aragorn thinks, "I do not like that look."

TBC…

What exactly are Legolas's plans with Aragorn? Find out in the next chapter. It's kind of obvious due to the title, but oh well. Sorry it's so short. Pleaaaaasssssseeeeee review!!