Hey people what are you doing out there reading this story anyway shouldn't you be working in your god damned homework or something? people listening in audience grab hammers and pound over head and stuff in the closet...janitor discovers and sends to hospital and all the fans rush to the hospital to bang over head and re correct mind...I jump out the window and rush to the show again... UGHHH gosh running five miles can get to you...Heh this story is a really just some stupid thing me and my friends did when we all stayed the night together we were screwing around and started writing diaries about the characters b/c we screw around and pretend we're the people in the show(I still don't remember who came up with the idea again, why do we call Sango mom? ) I personally think Sango's diary is a little jacked up but hey...READ AND ENJOY! REVIEW TOO!

Chapter 1...Kilala's Diary

Sango: slutty ass bitch

Inuyasha: boner

Sesshomaru: stoner

Kagome: horney porn star looking for sex

Kirara: A stupid ass cow that likes to hump bushes, stop signs and her mom...

Miroku: Gay S.O.B. but still loves Sango

Kikyo: Fat ass bitch that is waiting for you in your car

Teddy: A sparkly rubber ducky keychain (fluffy's masturbating toy)

Sesshy is still looking for his Teddy. He is crying for him. Oh nooooo, he's humping natally! Natally likes it! Kagome gives him a 9.5! YAY. AAAAHHHHH! Sango is trying to f Inuyasha! Kirara just ran out to the stop sign and started to make out with it! HOLY SHIT! She's humping her mom! Sango's ass is hanging out her damn skirt! Jaken is staring at it... (the hell why) Miroku is coming onto Kikyo! Kikyo squished him! Sango is killing her! But sadly, Kikyo flattened them both. They will happily in Kikyo's belly button. Sango popped out! She yells ling ling is dead! Inuyasha's penis is broken! It was too hard so Sesshy broke it off. (he was trying to give him a blowjob) poor puppy. Kagome is humping Kirara! Oh poor kitty! Puppy gave Kirara flowers, Sesshy got mad and bitch slapped him. Then he went off into the corner and got high. Dumb ass stoner. Puppy is standing on Kikyo and suddenly says "wow I can see everything from here" oh my gosh fat Jessica walked! run her grand canyon is open! Holy shit Kikyo got sucked in! but won't fit all the way in. suddenly they here a bang bang. What the hell is that? It's Sesshy and kagome! EWWWW, get a god damned room that is silent. Puppy's one inch dick is getting a boner just from hearing them. Oh shit he's stripping for kagome. They are making out! To much sex is going on at once! Sango is getting jealous. She jumped on kagome and beat her with a dildo. where is Kirara in all this? She is still humping her mom! Sesshy still has not found his teddy. He will never get over the death of teddypuppy's dick grew back longer than before...heheheh all...right! then he went over to Sesshy and fucked him Sesshy was too high to notice. Suddenly Sango walked in with teddy in her hand. Sesshy screamed with happiness. He ran over to love on teddy, but then teddy came alive and started eating everyone! Killer duck! Why is puppy sitting in the corner saying does are hoes and bucks are fucks? Oh well... Kikyo ran up to it and squished it. Sesshy ran up to her and stopped her. O.o poor Sesshy he got squished! Well now he and teddy can masturbate happily ever after in Kikyo's belly button. Sango and Miroku are in fat Jessica's grand canyon crying over sad movies, Kirara lives happily humping her stop sign, Sesshy is happy getting high, and will all l live happily ever after. Inuyasha and kagome are happily making children so their species won't become extinct. Natally and Kikyo are happily having sex in fat Jessica's grand canyon, every person or demon/animal are living happily ever after the end. But hey in Jessica's grand canyon there will be noting but cum from all the sex

Yeah..right...ok...just to tell you none of this with all the dicks falling off and things like this really happened like I said a bunch of my friends and me got together and well you could say we were on some really bad crack that night but nothing literally happened we just like to screw around really stupidly, but yeah...please review PLEASE! Just to tell you the next chapter wont be up until the next time we all get together other wise it wont be as good with just one person typing it so your gonna havta wait...I did not type this chapter either Kirara did (Kelly) so if you think its jacked up don't complain to me...complain to her...mines coming soon...