Chapter 1:
Over the hill came a boy, and his dog. They had known eachother ever
since birth. The boy wearing only his torn blue shirt and green pack
filled with who knows what. His short blue pants and black shoes with
his trade mark white hat with the tiny bear ears that all in the land
knew him by. He was Finn the Human, the greatest hero in all the land
of Ooo. And his well known companion Jake the dog, with his stretching
powers he assisted Finn in smiting evil to protect the fair princesses.
He had focused on a special few, Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum, his long
time flame and current good friend, Marceline the Vampire Queen, the
mysterious girl wih a past that finn could not fully comprehend,
however he still found the girl very attractive in a strange way, The
Flame Princess, a burning dame that finn was currently dating. Fionna,
the woman who he secretly had a crush on ever since she crossed over
from the demension of Aaa. As of late flame princess had begun to avoid
him, saying she was busy with official buisness. He and her were
becomin distant until one day he went to visit her after a journey that
he had returned from afetr 2 years. (Finn was 16 when he left so now
everyones like 2 years older so finns like 18 ad well as FP) He walked
in to say hi to FP only to be yelled at. "Finn Leave! Im busy!" She
yelled only reading a book. "Oh yeah you look REAL busy!" He retorted.
"Well I am so leave!" She cried. "What is it with you lately? All you
do is say you're busy all the flippping time! This is getting
banonunonunoes!" He complained " Well if you dont like it, THEN LEAVE!"
she argued " YOU KNOW WHAT? CRAM THIS WE'RE OVER!" he yelled as he
stormed out. "Stupid human... I dont need him anyway she said as she
continued reading her book. "Stupid Flame princess... I'll go visit
Marcy, she'll be happy to see me..." he mumbled to himself. Jake had
gone to see Lady Rainicorn and his pups. Finn arrived at Marcelines
house and knocked on the door. The Vampire Queen almost instantly
answered. "Well if it isn't Ooo's mightiest hero, Finn the human, How
ya doin Big guy?" The years had been good to him, he had a nicely
developing 6-pack and build body and arms to boot. She had been
attracted to him ever since he was young but now all she could think
about was him embracing her tightly and tossing her into her bed and
doing things to her that would make rapists shudder in their sleep.
But she was awaken from her fantasy by finn calling her name with his
masculine voice. "Huh? Oh yeah come on in." She answered. He walked in
and sat in her still rock hard couch "So what brings you to my lair
mortal?" She asked with a seductive tone. "Me and FP just had a huge
arguement, so we decided that its best that we dont see eachother
anymore." 'YES! Now he's mine for the taking!' She said slowly flying
closer and closer. Eventually he started to notice "Uhhh...Marcy? You
ok?" He asked cautiously. "YOU'RE MINE HERO!" She cried. Then she
lunged at him...