Naruto: The First Shinobi

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Story written & developed by Nightmares Around Winter. Story developed & edited by The Fox Boss (formerly YoukoTaichou).This chapter has also been beta-read by Rein Hellfire.

Author Note: Hello everyone! You may know that this story was taken down by the admins, but thanks to both Darthcourt and Kobic for giving me copies they downloaded of not only first male nin but other stories as well. Sadly I won't be able to upload all of them at once due to the holiday season and sadly there was a recent death of my grandfather, so I do have much drama to deal with that end. So I will try to post this chapters up once a week. Once again, I am very sorry and just a huge, HUGE 'thank you' to everyone who was supportive and helpful. Hope you enjoy this chapter even if you already read it.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

*Sounds*

"Demonic/otherworldly voices or thoughts"

Jutsu

(Jutsu Translation)

(Author's Note/Translation) The ANs are that are numbered are at the bottom.

Chapter 1: The Wanderer

On a simple, unpaved road in the early morning stood a hooded figure. The figure's cloak was brown to match the color of the rocks and stones around him. It could be said that the hood blended almost too well with the rock, making it feel as if the figure occasionally vanished and reappeared as he came close to the bridge leading into Tetsu no Kuni (Land of Iron). Not much could be seen of the person as the cloak went down to his feet and the hood covered most of his face except for his mouth. The only thing truly noticeable about this figure was that he was clearly male, by his breadth of his wide shoulders.

The figure had a long recurve bow strung over his shoulders. This bow was made out of metal and possessed a sharp blade that went out over the grip. A small quiver of arrows was present on the figure's side. As the man came to the bridge, a small group of Kunoichi came out from behind some rocks. The man stopped and stared at them from beneath the cowl of his hood.

"Looks like we got our first catch of the day, ladies." The leader said with a wide grin as she was joined by her compatriots. The leader of this group was a woman, in her mid twenties to early thirties. She had on her forehead a white bandanna with a slashed out Kumogakure symbol, a universal symbol for a missing nin. She also had light tan skin with blue eyes and long black hair that went just below her shoulder blades. This Kunoichi was armed with a tanto that she pointed at the hooded figure. "Take off your hood and hand over any valuables, male." She said in a commanding tone.

The hooded person noticed that the other two woman began to encircle him. They were around the same age as their leader but were different in many ways. The one on his right was taller than their leader, and had milky skin with blond hair and sea-green eyes. She had a forehead protector with a slashed out symbol of Kirigakure tied around her neck. A calm, calculating look could be seen on her face as she stared at his bow. The other was the shortest of the group. This woman had large earrings and cinnamon colored skin. She also had yellow eyes with a wide grin going ear to ear and bluish black hair. Finally, she had a protector tied around her slim waist with the slashed out symbol of Suna on it.

The hooded figure took off his hood and the moment his hood came off, all three missing nins blushed madly at the sight of his face and began to drop their threatening pose. The man was nothing more then drop dead gorgeous. The formerly hooded figure had long, spiky blond hair and sun-kissed skin that made his striking hair and baby blue eyes stood out. This person also had dark whisker marks on his cheek that reminded the three of a fox, which made him seem even more alluring than he already was. "I'm afraid I don't have any money or anything of any value." He said simply as he smiled thinly, making the trio's hearts go faster and causing their faces to turn red with lust.

"Well then, I guess you'll have to give us something a bit more... 'sensual'..." The leader murmured as she drew closer to the blond man. The other two women began to giggle lightly as the leader came closer to the brown-cloaked man.

This man merely smiled amorously, "That seems fair, in fact, it might be more of a blessing to be with three lovely ladies like you." He said as the leader placed her hands on his waist. In what seemed like a matter of second, the man slammed his palm into her nose, breaking it quite messily. The Kiri girl recieved a kick to her gut making her bend over and begin retching, until the man kneed her in the face, knocking her out cold.

The leader was obviously furious as she grabbed him, or made an attempt to grab him. The man broke free of her grasp easily, and in return grabbed hold of her arm and placed it behind her back to use her as a shield against the Suna Kunoichi who had pulled out three kunai. The woman swore to herself as the man wrapped his arm around her companion's neck and pressed a deadly sharp-looking arrow against the bottom of her spine.

The man smile become more confident and cunning.

"Drop the kunai, Sunagakure." He called out.

The Kunoichi looked to her leader who nodded reluctantly. She sneered at the man before dropping the sharp, pointed knives. "Good..." The brown-cloaked man said as he began to tighten his grip around the leader's throat. The Suna Kunoichi's eyes went wide with fright. "You bastard!" She shouted as she charged him. The man quickly grabbed the leader's shoulders and used it as a ledge to flip himself over his hostage. He then drop-kicked the charging Kunoichi, knocking her out as her face impacted the unpaved path.

The leader coughed violently as air rushed into her aching trachea and deprived lungs. She glared at the blond, who was standing over the newly downed Kunoichi with a small but proud grin. "Who the hell are you? Are you some sort of samurai?!"

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm not a samurai." The man stated calmly as he pulled out his bow out from behind his back. He held it at the end, almost as if he was going to use the bow itself as a weapon.

The leader of the bandit group was confused by this statement. Not to mention, she had never seen anyone, especially a male, move like that. The woman drew a tanto and lunged at the blond figure. The man effortlessly dodged her swipes. He leaned back so the knife went over him, he side stepped around her when she tried to cut him from the left or right. The bandana-clad woman was getting more and more angry and careless with each swing, thereby causing each swing to become sloppier than the previous swings. Finally, when she made another lunge, the man caught the tanto in the space between the bow's grip and the sharpened blade. With a twist the tanto flew into the air, causing the Kunoichi to look up. While she was distracted, the blond-haired man used the other end of the bow to knock her out.

Uzumaki Naruto craned his head upwards to peer at the falling tanto, before catching it by the handle before the knife could hit the ground. "Well...that was easy." He muttered to himself as he stared at the leader's face. He crouched before her prone figure as he opened up his cloak to reveal his dark shirt and matching, loose baggy pants. He had a belt that held many different items attached to it from simple bolas to sharpened chakram rings. Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a hand-sized book with a black cover.

The book had the symbol for Kumo on it. As he looked throw the book, he saw numerous pictures of kounichi with their information like names, birth date, talents, three sizes, ETC. Naruto came to the page with the small group leader, "Matsuka Kara,wanted for involvement in a gambling racket as well as sexual harassment, three sizes are 36D-23-32..." He stopped as he looked at the leader's chest. It was a lot smaller than the measurement that the book gave. Naruto lifted the woman's shirt to see that she had tied her chest heavily with bandages, causing the reduction in bust-size. He nodded as he smoothed down the prone figure's shirt and 'X'ed out her picture with a black marker. He then proceeded to grab a pair of handcuffs that he had on his belt before placing them onto the arms of the bandanna-wearing woman and her followers. "Well that was one of the easiest jobs I've ever had..."

"Nice work." A voice said behind him. Naruto quickly turned around to see a woman with black eyes and long, faded red hair styled into points going upward tied with her Kiri protector. She smiled playfully at him in order to show off her intimidating pointed teeth. Naruto noted the two swords in her hand as he rose from his crouch. "It's rare to see a man hold his own against Kunoichi." The newcomer stated.

Naruto smiled at her, as she was an honestly attractive looking girl. He decided to be friendly but made more then sure his bow and arrows were at his side. "Thank you, ma'am." He said, "What brings a Kiri Kunoichi out here? If it's for her," He said as he pointed to the still unconscious missing-nin from Kiri, "Then I'm afraid I beat you to her."

The girl shook her head. The swords in her hands began to crackle with power as lightning gathered at the blades of the sword. "No, I'm not after a petty bounty. Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto frowned at the woman's sudden hostility, before drawing and nocking an arrow from his quiver. "I've been watching you for a while now, the Mizukage sent me to come and... collect you."

Naruto's thoughts went to that village. He didn't stay for long and was only there to look for work. The one he got was to hunt down a wild boar that already killed three people and injured 5 others. He did meet the Mizukage, whose name was Yashira, when he had to turn in the job and buy a bingo book. He had hardly talked to her. "I didn't break any laws." He stated simply, "If you're going to attack me, then do I at least get a name?"

"I'm above giving my name to useless males like you," She started as her blood-thirsty smile widened. "But... You have to have balls of brass to even think of asking, so I'll guess I'll overlook it. My name is Ringo Ameyuri, one of the Seven Swordswomen of the Mist. As for what you did, I honestly couldn't care less. Come with me and I won't have to harm you."

Naruto pulled back the string of his bow. "I'm afraid you're going to have to use force."

Ameyuri took a stance, "Fine, more fun that way!" She said as the lightning shot out from her blade.

'SHIT!' Naruto cursed to himself as he leaped out of the way of the tendrils. His eyes widened as he saw how the attack hit a rock, which exploded from the attack. 'HOLY SHIT!' He thought as he took to his feet and tried to get as much distance between him and the swordswoman. He then drew his bow and fired an arrow at his aggressor. Ameyuri barely had time to dodge the arrow before another one came towards her, barely missing her.

'He's not bad, for a male.' She thought as she took a swipe at him.

Naruto sidestepped and swung his bow, cutting Ameyuri slightly on the side of her right arm. She hissed at the pain as a long, bleeding wound now stretched down her arm. The woman snarled at Naruto as she attacked once more. Naruto eyes went wide as Ameyuri came at him madly. He was so focused on watching her and trying to track her movement, that he ignored the pain in his eyes.

Though, something amazing happened. Naruto had no real way to explain it, but it felt like he could see Ameyuri's moves before she actually made them. Therefore, he was able to grab Ameyuri by the wrist. He then proceeded to twist said wrist around and pin Ameyuri into a painful hold. Ameyuri yelped in pain before she looked angrily at him and proceeded to gasp in shock. "Y-You're a girl?!" She shouted.

"WHAT?! NO I'M NOT! I'm a guy!" Naruto yelled. "What makes you say such a thing?"

"Well, you're USING a Kekkei Genkei right now!" She yelled. "Your eyes are bleeding!" Naruto used his free hand to touch below his left eye and was appalled to feel an eerily warm liquid beginning to run down his cheeks. He looked at his fingers and indeed saw blood on his fingertips. Ameyuri ignored that pain in her arm as she narrowed her eyes at him, "Wh-What are you?"

Naruto was silent as thoughts ran throw his mind. The thoughts were questions that had no real way to answer them: 'How could he use a Kekkei Genkei if males lacked the chakra coils to use even the simplest jutsu? Where would he even get a Kekkei Genkei from? What does it mean?' In his distracted state, Ameyuri took the chance to twist free from her pin, and punch Naruto in an attempt to knock him to the ground.

Naruto, somehow blocked her attack and head-butted her hard enough to knock her out. He ran away from the area, not even bothering with the three Kunoichi he had captured that day. He needed answers but where could he go? The first place that came to mind was his home village of Konohagakure to see the kage who was like a grandmother to him, but then it hit him: How would she react to this?

Any hidden village would be out of the question in fear of what they could do if he was too forward. Though there was one woman who could help him in Hi no Kuni (Land of Fire). As he ran to his new destination, he didn't realize that what he did will make the elemental nations ripple with activity.

A Few Days Later

In a dark, secret room a woman was counting out a pile of money. This woman was dressed in a dark cloth dress with a deep scar running down her left eye and short black hair. A stern look on her face appeared on her face as the secret door to her office was opened. The woman allowed herself a small smile when her second favorite bounty hunter came in. "Naruto-kun," She greeted before frowning at the state of the blond. He looked like he hadn't eaten slept or eaten in days.

"Hey, Zakuro." Naruto greeted the woman with a smile.

Zakura eyed the young man. Naruto was a good bounty hunter, despite being a male, but he always went for rather low paying targets. Which is understandable as the ones that payed a relative fortune were for a large group or particular talented Kunoichi. Naruto was just a teenage boy, around 14 or 15 if memory served. She was actually relatively surprised that Naruto had the audacity to take such a dangerous and shady job, with a face like his he could be a high-class host or even an actor. "What's wrong boy?" She asked.

"Nothing." Naruto mumbled, just as his stomach growled like a crazed monster.

Zakuro rolled her eyes, "I'll get something for you to eat." She said.

"Sorry." He apologized as Zakuro left her office, before returning with a small plate of dango.

Naruto picked one up and began to eat them like mad. "So, what brings you here? It doesn't look like you have a bounty to turn in." Zakuro said.

Naruto stopped eating the dango and put the stick in his hand down, "What can you tell me about chakra?" He asked

Zakuro eyed him curiously, "Not much, chakra is essentiallyenergy within the body and spirit gained from training and experience. Females have much more chakra in their bodies than males, hence why they are able to use abilities known as jutsu."

Naruto took this information in as he ate another piece of dango, "I see, then what about Kekkei Genkei?"

Zakuro scowled. "I don't know! I just get contracts and pay the people who bring back here! Ask a Kunoichi!" She said just as the door opened to allow her favorite bounty hunter and her partner walk in. "Just in time." She said to herself.

"Hey Kakuza-chan, Hisa-chan." Naruto greeted the new figures with a light wave as he ate some dango.

Kakuza looked over at him, "Naruto." She greeted him with a wide smile underneath the black mask that she wore as she looked at the young blond that she adored...thought probably not as much as her partner.

"NARU-KUN!" Hisa squealed like a fan girl as she hugged him right into her bosom. "You look delicious!" She muttered to the confusion of Zakuro and to the jealous of Kakuza who shoved her off of him/

"KNOCK IT OFF! YOU HORNY ZEALOT!" She snapped. Kakuza was a tall woman wearing black robes with red clouds on them. Her mask and white headdress hid most of her face but Naruto saw her without them. She had tanned skin with stitches on her body and face that Naruto actually didn't really mind. Kakuza had long black hair and was very beautiful in Naruto's opinion. He also liked her eyes, pupil-less green with a red scelera. The robes hid her figure quite well, but if Naruto had to guess, then her bust-size would have to be at least a large DD to a small E. She also wore a slashed Takigakure protector.

"FUCK YOU!" Hisa shouted back. Hisa was another beauty, she wore the same black robes as Kakuza but the left side was missing showing off her solid DD chest held back with loose bandages. She had midly pale skin with short, silver hair that was slicked back along with very lovely purple eyes. She carried around a menacingly looking triple-bladed scythe with the slashed proetctor of Yukigakure around her neck. "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT NARUTO LIKE ME BETTER! YOU STITCHED UP OLD HAG!"

"OH, LIKE HE WOULD BE INTO A FREAK WITH A BLOOD FETISH!" Kakuza snapped back as she dropped the tied-up body she was carrying on her shoulder onto the floor.

Naruto stood between them, "Come on girls," He said calmly, "I don't like any one of you more then the other. I think you both are very lovely and attractive." His comments made the two blush happily.

"Oh you always make me hot and bothered!" Hisa said as she started to glomp and caress him in a ... Less then legal manner.

"HISA!" Kakuza shouted.

Hisa pouted at her, "Can't I rape him just a little?" She whined.

"You can help me with this," Zakuro said as she grabbed the front part of the body.

Hisa pouted, "No way!"

Kakuza glared at her madly, "DO IT OR ELSE I'LL PULL YOUR HEAD OFF!" She snapped.

"FINE!" She shouted back. Hisa walked to the body and grabbed the legs as the two carried the body to the backroom.

Kakuza eyed the two leave as she realized was alone with Naruto. She decided to take the initiative, "How have you been, Naruto?" She asked.

Naruto smiled, "Actually you sort of arrived at a good time, I was wondering if you could tell me a few things about chakra and Kekkei Genkei?"

Kakuza eyed him curiously, "Why do you want to know such things?" She asked. 'DAMN IT! WAY TO RUIN MY CHANCE DUMBASS!'

"It's just been something I was curious about." He said.

Kakuza was silent as she sighed, "Fine. Chakra is, to put it in simple terms, the energy that's in all life and nature. Chakra is utilized in virtually every jutsu and technique. Chakra within humans is much powerful in females than in males due to the fact that man lack what is called Chakra Coils. This is why all Kunoichi are female and why certain villages force members of ninja clans to have only female spouses and children, as required by law."

"Oh yeah...the umm...Futa jutsu." He said as he turned faintly green at the image of a woman with a huge dick dangling down.

"Well that is the unofficial name of that particular jutsu." Kakuza said, "It basically creates male sex organs for females so they can successfully impregnate other females and guarantee that the resulting child would be a girl, thus a Kunouchi advocate. However there HAVE been cases of a male being born from such a relationship."

"What happens when that happens?" Naruto asks.

Kakuza merely shrugged, "I don't know. It's a VERY rare for that to happen and each village has their own rules."

"I see..." Naruto said as he ate the last piece of dango on the plate in front of him. "What about Kekkei Genkei?"

"Kekkei Genkeis are basically genetic mutations within certain families that grant special abilities to them. Take, for example, the Uchiha clan's Sharingan from Konohagakure or the Hyuuga clan's Byakugan."

Naruto nodded in understatement, "So hypothetically speaking, if a boy was born from a clan with a Kekkei Genkei, would that child have the genes for the Kekkei Genkei even if he can't activate it himself?"

Kakuza was silent in thought until she nodded. "I suppose... The gender of the child wouldn't affect those genes associated with the Kekkei Genkei..."

Naruto nodded, "Thanks, Kakuza-chan." He said before leaving.

Kakuza eyed Naruto as he left and sighed when he closed the secret door behind him.

Naruto was completely quiet as he walked out of the public restroom where the bounty collection office was hidden. He made way for Konoha. Some of his questions were answered, but now he had to go to the Hokage for the most important questions that were really starting to eat away at him.

END