By: NOT KEITH!!!!
Hello everybody! Keith Kobinski here! Writing coherently! COHERENTLY I SAY! AND IN HTML!! Wait, that was all in caps... Anyway, my name isn't actually Keith Kobinski. And I'm actually very good at writing. I should probably mention I'm not actually 13 or necessarily male either.
You see...
This is just a rather stupid joke. The deal is, I write a really horrible story and then I post it on Fanfiction.net and see how many bad reviews I get. I got 24... what the... 24? 24?! Geez, that's more Animorph reviews then I ever got on any of my other stories, gah. 2000 words of crap and I get 24 reviews??! For not trying? Granted, they were all flames except for one dude who said my story was "okay."
But seriously, 24 reviews?
Gah... anyway, do you realize how hard it is to right horribly? Honestly it is so ingrained in me to write correctly that finally I just wrote out the stupid story and went back to make the horrible audacious mistakes in it. Actually, it was kind of fun.
24...
So anyway, this is all a stupid prank and believe me, that's all it was. I wasn't trying to teach anybody I lesson in the horrible meanness of crushing a child's dreams in flaming them and telling them their story sucks, and that a staring at a toilet would be better, and they should never write again and... nope not at all! Really I just did this for kicks, if I did this as a lesson I'd be a horrible hypocrite as I enjoy reading horrible stories as much as the next person. The only regret I have of this joke is that I never got to talk to DJ Eagel in Instant Messenger when he added me to his Buddy List. We did have a small e-mail correspondence though:
-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Kobinski [mailto:astrodragon2000@msn.com]
Sent: 17 July 2003 19:22
To: (cut)
Subject: SPAM?? - IHATEYUO!!!!!!!
I THINKYOUREAIMMATURESHITTYFUCKINGLITTLEBASTARD!!!
YUJUSTDON;TSEEGRATEARTANIHAETYUORSTORYS!!!!!
ANITHIKYOURSTIPIDSTUPOIDSTUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTYOURFREIND!!!!! ASTRODRGAON!!!!!!!!
DJ Eagel's: Ever heard of a Space Bar?
DJ Eagel has an enjoyable sense of humor. I wish I had talked to him in Instant Messenger... (sighs) DJ e-mail me! Wait, nevermind, I'll be deleting the astrodragon address... nevermind DJ!
So while I could go on and build up the outrage and incredulousness of my audience... I don't think I will. Because I'm getting somewhat bored and want to do other other things now. I have real stories to write.
Oh, and I don't think I will claim my infamy and tell you my true name. I just can't face up to what it will do to my reviews. (though it may increase them I sensed in the "Keith" story that people don't take kindly to junking up the website.) Maybe I will later, when I feel relatively safe, but for right now it's too much of a risk. Got it? Anyway, if you have any guesses on who I am, I encourage you to try. I don't think I write too characteristically. And I haven't given anything away in terms of identifying favorites--
(Animorph character of sorts pop in) "Gah! Don't listen! His/Her favorite character is-!" "Keith" stops him/her by doing something that would be characteristic in terms of identity so of which will not be revealed. "Keith" then realizes that certain facts may have already been revealed and so goes back to change certain facts so that they may referr to either sex. And such.
Well I have nothing else to say so I'll be leaving now. I apologize for any anger caused over this fake fan fiction and screenname. I found it hilarious. You probably didn't. But still, I found it hilarious. Goodbye.