Que: Hi Y'all! This is our first story written together, so hopefully there are no mistakes, because we presently have no beta reader. Our goal is to make you laugh, so if you're not laughing, that means we're doing something wrong. All the stories to come will be written by the two of us and typed up by me, because Vee has horrible grammar.

Vee: Hey!

Que: Don't deny it, you were this close to strangling me for trying to correct your grammar while you were writing it down!

Vee:…Shut up.

Que: Anyhoo, on with the story!

Disclaimer: Neither of us own Yu Yu Hakusho or its characters in any way, shape, or form. We only own our OCs, which you are not allowed to use without our permission.

Chapter One

Once upon a time, there was a bunny rabbit…

Okay now seriously.

It all started with a scavenger hunt. It was all Susan's idea, so of course she made them call her 'Her Majestic Holiness Queen Mayor Susan'. I mean really. Although one had to admit, she was efficient. She came up with the list, the location, and the other participants!

The day of the hunt, everyone gathered at the Forest of Doom (okay, so it wasn't really called the Forest of doom, but the actual nickname was way worse, so I gave it a nickname). Once everyone was present, they were split into four teams of two. Each team got a list and a camera. The teams' names were 'The Flamin' Bunniez', 'The Doughnutkabobs', 'The Miffed Kumquats', and 'Chinchilla Verde'.

By this time, you're probably wondering who the heck the main characters are! Well, in fact, it's two someones. Their names are Ryo Greendale and Lilith Blake. They were both pretty average high school students. They had known each other since grade school, and had become best friends after they realized they had all the same classes together. They were very close and were drawn together by the same love. Cheese. Yes, I do mean cheese. Gouda.

But that's a tad off topic, more about our sexy main characters!

Ryo was the shorter one of the two and was very sensitive about that fact. She had short, straight blond hair, swimming pool blue eyes, and a scary obsession with manga. Lilith was much taller than Ryo, and tormented her frequently about it. She had very short, curly brown hair, hazel eyes, and an unhealthy obsession with monster energy drink. Both of them wore glasses.

Now that you know a little about our heroines, ON WITH THE STOOOORY!!!

…Wow, that was epic.

Once they'd split into teams (Roy and Lilith being the Flamin' Bunniez), Susan gave the starter aaaaaaand – THEY WERE OFF! Ryo and Lilith's list cited these items:

An acorn cap.

A fuzzy green caterpillar.

A flat rock.

A clover.

A penny.

Litter from McDonalds.

A three-foot hole. (This was what the camera was for.)

A fox den. (Also what the camera was for.)

A maple leaf.

A purple bhudda.

…Wait a minute, rewind…a purple bhudda?! Yes, it actually was one of the items on the list. Once they got over the initial shock, they had this to say;

"Is this some kind of joke, or does she actually expect us to find a purple bhudda?" That was Ryo speaking. She was the sensible one…at times…

"I don't know," said Lillith, "But that is so COOL!"

"Heck yeah!"

And so they began their search, the McDonalds litter being the first thing they found. Eventually though, the search became tiresome. Finally, they had found every thing except the three-foot hole, and of course…

"How in this godforsaken craphole are we going to find a purple bhudda?!" called Lilith.

"I don't know, maybe Susan hid one as a bonus item. Just keep looking!"

It was then that Ryo's love of all things shiny caused her to be sidetracked by a glint on the ground. Yes, cliché as it sounds; she had an attraction to things that shine.

"Ooh, what's this?!" said Ryo, and immediately snatched it up. It appeared to be a small round gem attached to a string.

"Well this looks valuable…" she mused.

It was then that she heard Lilith exclaim, "Oh yay! Come look, a three-foot hole!"

Ryo pocketed the gem and started towards Lilith's voice, when she heard, "NOOOO!!! Oh great, I dropped the darn camera!"

She picked up her pace and found Lilith peering into the hole. It was rather dark, but Lilith was sure she could see the camera. She tried to reach it, but the hole was deeper than she expected, and she lost her balance. In order that she wouldn't fall in, she grabbed Ryo. However, this only caused Ryo to lose her balance as well, and they both fell in, screaming at the top of their lungs. They couldn't tell for sure, but it was definitely not a three-foot hole!

Que: And that concludes the first chapter of our first story! We hope you enjoyed it!

Vee: But if you didn't, we don't care!

Que: Hope to see you soon, and remember – no reviews, no new chapter!