HI people this takes place 4 years after saskue kills the snake pedifll Orachimaru and itachi has "killed" all of the rookie nine mis saskue
Saskue: Why, Why did you do it! Do enjoy seeing my pain!
Itachi: Why yes! Yes I do!
Saskue: I hate you! You killed our clan, you killed my friends, my sensei, and naruto, but most of all you kill the love of my life, you killed Sakura!
Itach: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I CAN'T BELEAVE YOU FELL FOR THAT! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Omg I cant wait! I will finally be able to upgrade my sword with the money…
Saskue: What money!
Itachi: Naruto and I had a bet to see if you would really believe that I could kill all those people! Hahahahahahahah I mean come on! Dad is head of the clan, the most powerful clan in the village, naruto and Sakura could easily kick my but before I even activated my shringon they were sein before I even got out of the academy …
All of a sudden all the people that Itachi 'Killed' came out from an underground area the size of the leaf village
Naruto: Damn It! I should have know you would be able to pull this off Itachi! You have a higher rank then me in the great pranksters of the leaf!
Itachi's Mom: O were sorry Saskue but when Itachi gave us the idea it was just too good to pass up!
Saskue: But where have you all been!
Itachi's dad: there is a second village under the leaf. The ninja's of the leaf are immortal, so everyone the 'dies' just moves there until there needed again
Sakura: I knew he would fall for it! I mean he believed mine and naruto-neesan's lies for years did he really think that to kids of the fourth hokage could be that weak? I mean dad is still alive and waiting for some time to get in to action he's getting really board
Saskue: Wait you're an Uzumaki!?
Naruto: No, were Nemazes
Saskue: So it was all a lie?
Itachi: yeah Pretty much
Saskue: You are all so in for it!