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Subject: Here's that list you wanted!
Kitty Pryde's Top Ten Ways to Drive Logan Batshit Insane
1. Play with his hands(the part where his claws come out). When he tells you to stop ask him if you've been a bad girl. Then say that he should spank you. (Be careful that he doesn't blush to death.)
2. Tell him that you're leaving him for Sabretooth.
3. When you're on a trip complain about foreign food. When you're back in the states complain that he never takes you to exotic restaraunts.
4. Jump in his bed and ask him if he'll read you a bedtime story.
5. Read him a bedtime story.
6. Call him a bad boy and spank him.
7. Get photoshop and doctor a picture of you making out with Sabertooth. Leave them in a conspicuous place. When he finds them tell him you didn't want him to find out like this.
8. Same thing as number seven just with Jean Gray's picture. (Actually, that's a little to mean.)
to give him a bath. (He needs one, trust me.)
10. Take him to the vet for a rabies shot!
Have fun, Jubilee!