Jillian and Ironhide- Ironhide and the Easter Bunny

Summary- It's almost Easter and Jillian and Ironhide are out for a drive one day. When Jillian decides to tell him about the Easter Bunny, she doesn't know he'll wreak havoc! Meant to be short and funny. =P Enjoy.

It is the night. My body's weak. I'm on the run. No time to sleep. I've got to ride. Ride like the wind to be free again. The song on the radio blasted out of the speakers. It was one of Jillian's favorite songs.

Ironhide groaned, "Ugh. I can't stand human music."

"Hon, it's either this, or Love game by Lady Gaga." Jillian laughed.

Ironhide swurved at the sound of that song. How he loathed it! "No damn thank you. I can't stand her talking about how she wants to ride on some lucky male's disco stick."

She laughed. It was fun teasing Ironhide. "So.. anyway. Easter's coming up." Jillian announced as she went through the radio stations. She was sitting in the driver's seat, but obviously wasn't driving.

Ironhide made a noise, "What is 'Easter'?"

"Remember how I told you about the Bible, and Jesus Christ?" Jill asked him.

"Yes." Came his response.

"Well, Easter is a celebration of the ressurrection of Christ. So, it's quite popular." She said. "Including the Easter bunny tradition." She added.

"Who is the Easter bunny?" He questioned.

Jillian thought about his question for a few seconds. She could make a nice joke about this. Hell, knowing Ironhide, he'd be alert all night looking for the Easter bunny. She smiled to herself, "He's a bunny. Nobody has ever seen him, though. He comes around at everybody's house at night and leaves small baskets."

"Bombs?" Ironhide sounded alert already.

Jill tried not to laugh. "No, 'Hide. Stuff like Chocolate."

"Poison?" He questioned again.

"No! Candy. Though.. there was this one time.... ehh.. nevermind. It doesn't matter." She joked, but he didn't know that.

"What? Tell me, Jillian. What is it?" She could tell he was curious. Extremely.

"Well.. they say that one Easter morning.. a little kid died from eating a piece of his candy, though they're not sure exactly how it could've happened. There was no sign of poison." She lied, seriously trying not to laugh.

"Have you ever.. eaten this.. so called 'candy'?" He asked.

She nodded, "Many times."

Ironhide slammed his brakes. Luckily, there was nobody behind them. "What?!"

Jillian sat up from falling down on the floor of the giant Topkick. "OW-A! That hurt!"

"I can't believe you!" Came the deep voice of Ironhide. "Are you insane?"

"Shut up and drive." She told him.

"No! I will hunt this bunny. No bunny is gonna come in or around our house this Easter." He told her as he began driving down the road again.

"Oh, give it a rest, 'Hide." Jillian replied, grinning to herself.

"I shall not 'give it a rest'." He mocked her.

"Well, we'll see what happens." Jillian replied, smiling to herself.

Just like he said he would, Ironhide was alert at all times in the large backyard of Jillian's house. It was the day before Easter morning, and he was keeping a close eye on the ground.

"Hey, 'Hide. Can you--" She was interrupted by a loud, ground-shaking noise. She jumped and dove for the ground. It was Ironhide. He shot at the ground, close-by to where she was standing. "'Hide! What the hell? Were you shooting at me? I mean.. I didn't know I was that annoying.."

"I saw him! Jillian! I saw the Easter bunny!" He quickly dashed over to her, helping her up. "He's running away! look!"

Jillian looked where he was pointing, only to see a small little brown-furred bunny running for its life. She laughed, but then quickly tried covering it up. "Oh my God! You did find him!" She covered her mouth, pretending to be in shock. She added, "Too bad he got away."

Ironhide dropped his arms to his sides. He looked.. defeated.

"Don't worry 'bout it, 'Hide. I'm sure he'll come back for more." Jillian told him with a pat on the leg as she began walking back to the house. Ever since she met Ironhide, she moved out of her old house and moved somewhere with a big backyard, and tons of trees. Her neighbor, thankfully, had installed an extremely tall wooded fence because of the previous occupants of her house.

"If he dares." Ironhide added before transforming into his Topkick form and driving off into the wooded area. The trees swallowed him up, and Jillian went in the house when she could no longer see him. Quickly, she ran to her room, and grabbed two baskets. One filled to the max with chocolate, and the other carrying a couple bottles of oil. The Topkick had always complained he needed an oil change. She quickly hid the baskets, making sure to find a good hiding spot.

At least an hour and a half had passed by when Jillian heard something faint, but loud in the distance. It almost sounded like.. gun shots? "Oh no." She thought as she raced to her back porch. She heard it much clearly now. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant tree began to rock over, then another, and Ironhide tumbled out of the thick forrest.

"Jillian! Jillian! I saw him again! I saw him and the Mrs. Easter bunny! They were breeding to make more! They already had a few younglings. I think they're going to dominate the world. We must flee the planet." Ironhide rambled on and on, alomst uncontrollable. Jillian, honestly, had never seen him like that before. Maybe she was pushing things too far?....Nah!

"Woah there, big guy. There's only ONE specific Easter bunny. I think maybe you saw... a different one. It's okay, 'Hide. Come on, bring out your hologram and come inside." Jillian told him as she walked back in the house.

A few moments later and his hologram form was walking in the house. "I'll tell ya, Jill. There's something going on here. Something.. peculiar."

"'Hide, just give it a rest. It's almost night. He'll be comin' around to people's houses soon." Jillian shrugged as she took a sip of her fresh coffee that she had just gotten out of the pot.

"How does one little bunny travel the country in one night's time? I think there's more than one Easter bunny, Jill. There's gotta be." He shook his head, his fist clenched on top of the table. Jillian didn't reply. Instead, she took the time to look at his features. He was slender, but well built. He had the darkest black hair and looked to have rough skin as well. She knew he was too old for her, but she personally didn't care. He was one good-looking guy. Possibly in his late thirties. Jillian, only being twenty-three.

"I don't know." Is all she said, still staring at him, as if in a trance. Suddenly she shook her head.

"What are you doing?" He asked, noticing her odd behavior.

"Nothing! Nothing. Um.. anyway. It's getting kinda late." She looked at the clock. It read 10:33PM. She hadn't realized what time it was. "I'm headin' up to bed. Night."

"Not so fast!" He said, quickly getting up from his seat.

Jillian, confused, turned around, "What?"

"You're not sleeping alone. I don't trust this bunny." His voice was shrouded in everything serious. "I'm sleeping with you. Whether you like it or not."

"What?! Well, if you put it like that, it sounds like you're gonna rape me!" She laughed, then noticing how serious he was, she stopped.

"No! I'm going to 'guard' you. All night. Even if it means staying up aaaall night." He replied.

"Fine." She shrugged and continued walking up the stairs. She got her nightgown on, brushed her teeth and climbed in bed.

Ironhide spoke, "Actually, I'm going to guard outside of the room. If you need anything, I'll be in the hallway."

"Okay." Jillian replied, tiredly. She smiled to herself before falling asleep.

Ironhide kept to his word and guarded all night. He paced back and forth in the hallway. Realizing that the Easter bunny could be anywhere in the house, he decided to go donwstairs. After another three good hours of staying alert, the tired hologram dissappeared, and now he was back in his Topkick form outside. He stayed alert, though. All night.

The next morning came rather quick. Jillian got up quickly, and went downstairs, her small basket behind her back. She walked outside to find the awaiting black truck.

"Hey, 'Hide. How'd your bunny hunt go?" She asked, smiling.

"Extremely well. He did not show up. He was probably too frightened to show. That means no poisoned chocolate in baskets." Ironhide sounded confident that his staying up all night had worked.

Jillian put on a fake, confused look. "That's weird." She pulled out her basket from behind her, "Cuz I got mine."

The Topkick stiffened and remained silent. She could tell he was either really pissed off, or just shocked that his night-guard duty hadn't paid off. Suddenly, he transformed. "WHAT?!" He yelled. Yup. Pissed.

"I'm sure he left you one as well." She replied. "I'll go look."

Ironhide just sat there.. on the ground, looking more confused than ever. Sure enough, Jillian came out with a basket. Two medium-sized bottles of oil were inside. "Hey look, 'Hide. He did! You were always saying you needed an oil change!"

"I'm not putting that in me." He shook his head, folding his arms.

"Why not?" She asked.

"Because." He replied, "It could be deadly for my system."

"Oh come on, 'Hide." Jillian pleaded.

He shook his head, "No."

Jillian suddenly laughed. She knew she had to tell him.

Ironhide noticed this and glared at her, "Why are you laughing at me?"

"Because." She laughed. "Because.. The Easter bunny doesn't exist."

Ironhide raised an 'eyebrow'. He said nothing.

"It.. it was a joke." She replied, still laughing.

"You.. punked me?" He asked.

Jillian nodded, wiping the tears that came down her eyes from laughing. "Yes."

He just sat there, arms to his sides. Confused.. or.. angry. He was, what Jillian called, 'scary-calm'. Suddenly, he transformed into his Topkick form and just sat there. He didn't budge. "I can't believe you." He finally said. Jill could've swore she heard him chuckle.

"It was.. tempting." She replied.

He grumbled to himself before mumbling embarrassingly, "I'm ready for that oil change, now."

THE END.

Yea.. the ending is kinda weird.. I couldn't figure out how to do it. Please R&R. =)))

OH and BTW, I'm not sure if anybody already did this idea.. I know there was a Santa Claus one, so I did the Easter bunny.

Thanks! =D