I was sitting watching Homeward Bound A.K.A minding my own business, when Emmett my bear of a brother came in. I quickly flicked to a random channel (he didn't know about my little obsession) football was on…CRAP.

He swaggered over to the couch and grabbed the remote. Obviously I tried to grab it back but it was useless, I may aswell have grabbed thin air which was exactly the case considering he was already standing up with a smirk on his face. Using my speed I leapt at him, and SMASH!

Oh Edward Emmett thought shaking his head Emse will be so disappointed in you.

I hung my head in shame. Poor Emse, She had only bought that table a few weeks ago even though furniture was just a prop.

He swung himself onto the couch and proceeded to watch the match. Gators were playing. "Why were you watching Homeward Bound anyway?"

I struggled to keep my cool, nobody needed to know little secret.

God I hated it when he was right.

"I wasn't watching homeward bound" I growled simply trying to sound menacing, "I was channel hopping."

But being my brother in a way he could see through me like a glass window, I could see it in his thoughts "sheesh what an idiot" and then he laughed his extremely irritating booming laugh, which could probably be heard within a ten mile radius. To me it sounded like some poor animal being strangled. I sniggered at the thought and came up with a new game plan...

"Hey Emmett I stole your blueberry pie jelly beans!"

"You wouldn't"

"Oh yeah!" I said "Try me,"

"I don't have any left!" Once again I could hear what sounded like a bear in the process of falling out of a tree hanging by a rope.

"THAT'S IT EMMETT!" I roared before charging across the room as fast as I could toward Emmett.

Emmett was stronger…obviously but I was always the fastest.

Then…S M A S H!

The large dent in Emse's wall only was caused by a nudge.

That set Emmett off immediately Payback I thought grinning at him. He got up off the floor, nostrils flaring looking like he'd just been hit over the head with a baseball bat. A huge iron baseball bat in his case.

He was silent for a moment then...

Oh My Gosh! You are officially the worst brother ever! I jumped for a minute as though he had screamed at me but then I realized…His thoughts were louder than his words.

I knew I had to get away before our constant fighting cause anymore disturbance. Inspiration struck quickly.

"I'm going to Hogwarts!"

I stamped out the door hearing a mumbled "good riddance." from Emmett, I knew Carlisle would understand and wouldn't stand in my way.

I was going to Hogwarts!

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