What? Everybody's doing it….
I (thankfully) don't own "My Immortal." This chick called 'xxxbloodyrists666xxx' does.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (The hell?) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (Uhh, I got a bi friend, Sweetie…)raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! (DEAR GOD I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! *sobs*)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (such a mouthful – why did your parents name you that?) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (BABIES ARE BORN BALD, BITCH!) with purple streaks and red tips (At least pick a MATCHING color scheme…) that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid (Limpid? Sounds goffik. Hyuk hyuk!) tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (NO, BITCH!) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. (Dear Lord, Why did you let Stephanie Meyer publish Twilight? Love, Birdie.) I have pale white skin. (Go out in the sun. You will be red.) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (NO, HARRY, RUN!) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. (No! And here I thought you wore pink, lacy things!) I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. (They have a very limited selection. It's mostly nerd-gear. So…?) For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. (McGonagall would throw a fit.) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. (Wait – it's raining AND snowing, and you're outside walking around, looking like a hooker? Yeah, that makes sense. *grumbles* And people think my stories are jacked up.) A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (…WIMP!)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! (NO! NOT DRACO! SPARE HIM!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. (Tom Felton would like a word with you.)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (I'd yell at my friends "NOT NOW I'M BUSY!")
AN: IS it good? (NO) PLZ tell me fangz! (And that was the beginning of the torture.)