mori walked all up inda club and was like 'holla holla lets jam out amigos'

the twins were all 'we'll get our saxophone"

honey was like 'imma get my oboe on son'

mori was like hey ho where my electric tri angle hikaru have you seen it

ginger number one is a clueless fuck

kaoru was like its totally up honey-senpais butt

honey was like uuuuuh check yourself before you wreck yourself its in my pits

he produces a tri angle from his left pit

and a metal stick from his right pit

he hands them to mori

mori smells them

and is all like

'dddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnn '

then he strikes the tri angle to produce a beautiful tune

the gingers weep softly because it is so beautiful

they play their saxophone and all the hot lads in the land come to woo them

honey then gets his oboe on

it sounds like the breeze on a fresh winter's morning

coming out of a donkeys asscrack

kyouya comes onto the scene on his rad skateboard and starts frantically strumming his mandolin to the tune of 'pump it' by the black eyed peas

together they play in harmony

tamaki then walks on in and hes like 'this tune be rank as hell i am so out'

and he does the worm out of the room

then he does the worm back in and moonwalks over to the microphone and hes like 'nah son i had a change of heart lets roCK"

and then he starts belting out madonna like a fricking jukebox

and it was sexual

the end