Attention to the Audience
Summary: Bruce brings awareness to the importance of common courtesy in the theater.
AN: I just saw Spiderman 2(great movie) and the experience was ruined by a mom and her definitely not mute baby. And you know what?! She didn't leave when baby decided to test out his vocals! Bruce! Speak in my stead.
Bruce: yes ma'am
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The Avengers had just returned from a mission in Nigeria against an outbreak of gamma-mutant primates. Bruce had played a big part of the mission in curing and defeating them so the Avengers decided to let him choose what they'd do for the post-mission activity. Bruce chose something relaxing: a movie, Lilo and Stitch by everyone's vote.
Bruce sighed in relief as his stressed body relaxed in his custom (from Tony), weightless recliner. Bruce smiled slightly, time to relax, heal, and catch some Z's.
"Hey Pepper… yeah we just got," Tony said into his phone.
Bruce's eye twitched and he stared at Tony incredulously before he shook his head. It's Tony, just ignore it.
Click! Snap~
"New gun?" Clint asked, messing with his bow wire.
"Yes," Natasha replied simply.
Bruce flinched.
"Friend Steve! Thank you for this delightful popped corn!" Thor boomed, chewing loudly.
Steve chuckled. "You're welcome," he replied, taking his own noise handful.
Bruce gritted his teeth, taking deep breath before he snapped. He stood up, surprising everyone.
"Alright, that's enough!" Bruce said.
He looked at Tony. "No phone please," he said gently, and Tony hung up sheepishly.
He looked at the two assassins. "The battle is over, no more weapons," they comply.
Bruce turned to Steve and Thor. "Eat quietly and close your mouth. Don't call attention."
Quietly, (so in normal tone) Thor apologize and Steve nodded sheepishly.
"Now we can watch a movie," Bruce breathed, falling into his seat. "Jarvis."
"Yes sir."
The movie began.
End.
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I kinda hope I don't have to tell people these things but there are those idiots out there so, yeah.
Thanks for reading my PSA! Review please~!