AN: Well this was written as a skit. I was challenged by Axellia and Sparkycsi to write a parody of bad fanfiction. The challenge I was set was below.

A Parody

Danny as a love god. Lindsay wants him, Stella wants him, Angell wants him even Flack wants him. But only your oc can get him! and she's mac's daughter

"Daddy!" the blond haired fireball cried throwing her arms around her father's shoulders as she entered the crime lab.

"Cassy Wassy, how are you doing kid?" Mac Taylor asked, mussing up his daughter's angelic blond curls.

"I'm great Daddy Mac. Here to bring my favourite CSI's lunch." Cassy squealed holding up a brown paper bag, which Mac took off her.

"You're the best cook ever Cassy!" Mac told her proudly, before noticing that Cassy wasn't taking any bit of notice as super hunk Danny Messer walked by, a cowboy swagger and stunning good looks.

Danny had noticed this beautiful angel standing next to Mac in the corridor and decided he had to have her. She was his height, slender with breasts perfectly proportioned with her Barbie like figure. Her long golden hair framed her symmetrical face. Heart shaped lips were practically begging him to kiss her.

So he did.

Cassy found herself breathless as Danny kissed her with a raging passion that rivalled only that of the gods. She knew they were soul mates. Danny pulled away and looked into her eyes.

"Your beautiful , we must be soulmates." He dropped down onto one knee and took her hand, and pulled out his Grandmother's ring he always carried around with him. (For such an occasion lmao!)

"Will you marry me?" he asked her. Cassy accepted the proposal straight away, before turning to Daddy Mac who was smiling, because he already knew that his daughter and Danny were meant to be together.

"I will pay for everything and you will have the best wedding ever." Cassy pounced on her father again.

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Stella had been fantasising about Danny all day, he was wearing thoe jeans and that tight white vest. She felt flushed as Flack bounced into her office, wearing his trademark pink shirt ad tie.

"Hey girlfriend!" he called settling into the seat across from Stella, crossing his legs over each other.

"You won't believe what I've heard Stelly! Our little bit of hot stuff Danny Messer's just proposed to Mac Daddy's little bimbo!" Stella's jaw dropped. As Lindsey bounded in from the office next door.

"Did you just say that my sweet thing just proposed to Cassy?"

"Yo girlfriend! Our sweet buns just went down on one knee. What I won't give for a night with the gorgeous Mr Messer." Flack said dreamily.

Danny walked past the window diverting their attention, as all eyes were on his ass.

"At least he'll look damn fine in a suit." Lindsey remarked as they all sank into a collective sigh.