Mario and Luigi are having a heated discussion.

Mario: Peach is hotter!

Luigi: No Daisy is!

Mario: PEACH!!

Luigi: DAISY!!

Mario: At least Peach likes me!

Luigi: You're saying Daisy doesn't like me? You're out of your mind!

Yoshi: Actually you're both wrong, birdo's vacuum-like mouth is seriously attractive.

Mario: WHAT! Birdo looks like a corn dog with eyes!

Luigi: I have to agree with Mario there.

Yoshi: How could you? (Begins to cry)

Mario: You know it true. (Yoshi runs away)

Luigi: Hee hee, corn dog, nice one.

Mario: Peach is still way hotter.

Luigi: DAISY!!

Mario: PEACH!!

Wario: I have to agree that Peach is hotter.

Waluigi: Nah Daisy Rocks my socks!

Wario: What the heck, no!

Waluigi: What do you mean?

Luigi: Yeah What?

Wario: Daisy isn't a real girl. She wears orange for gosh sakes. At least Peach wears a girl color.

Waluigi: Orange is cool.

Wario: I guess, but pink's better.

BOWSER: PEACH IS BETTER YOU IDIOTS! (Burns them all)

Mario: Wow dude, you got some anger management issues.

Luigi: Yeah chill man.

BOWSER: Just kidding, did u see those two babies run. I only singed 'em.

Mario: Ha ha that was great!

BOWSER: See ya dudes. Talk to ya later.

Mario: Bye

Luigi: Bye

Please Review: this is my first fanfic. So it probably sucks, but review anyway.

See Chapter 2. I just started.