"Malik"; parody of "Roxie" from the play/movie "Chicago"
Malik is © to the Yugioh creators, and the song Roxie and Chicago are © to it's respectful owners. Also, I'm thinking about writing an entire fanfic which is Yugioh/Chicago... if you'd like to see this, let me know. ^^;
[MALIK]
The Pharaoh with everybody's reguards
Is gonna be Malik
The Pharoah collectin' all the cards
Is gonna be Malik
I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means somebody eveyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair, my teeth, my rod, my nose
From just some dumb merchant's son
I'm gonna be Pharaoh
Who says that murder's not an art?
And who in case he doesn't rule
can say he started with a duel?
Malik Ishtar!
[SPOKEN (from play only)]
You wanna know something? I always wanted to be the Pharaoh. And now that I'm a top duelist, I'm gonna have me a swell deck, too. Yeah, I'll get a boy to work with--someone who can lift me up, show me off--oh hell, I'll get two boys. It'll frame me better. Think "BIG", Malik, think "BIG." I'm gonna get a whole bunch of boys.
The Pharaoh with everybody's reguards
Is gonna be
[BOYS]
Malik!
[MALIK]
The Pharoah collectin' all the cards
[BOYS]
Malik. He's gonna be a celebrity
[MALIK]
That means somebody everyone knows
[BOYS]
They're gonna recognize his eyes
His hair, his teeth...
[MALIK]
...My rod, my nose
From just some dumb merchant's son
I'm gonna be
Sing it!
[BOYS]
Pharaoh!
[MALIK]
Who says that murder's not an art?
[BOYS]
And who in case he doesn't rule
[MALIK]
Can say he started
With a duel?
[MALIK AND BOYS]
Malik Ishtar!
[MALIK]
They're gonna wait outside the palace
To get to see Malik
[MALIK]
Think of those who'll bow down to me
"We love you, Malik"
And I'll appear with a Sennen 'laveliere'
That goes all the way down to my waist
But always in the best of taste!
[SPOKEN]
Mmm, I'm the Pharaoh. And everyone loves me, and I love them. And they love me for loving them and I love them for loving me. And we looove each other. And that's cuz none of us ever got enough love in our childhoods. And that's the duelin' game... kid.
[BOYS]
He's giving up his humdrum life
[MALIK]
I'm gonna be
[BOYS]
Pharaoh!
He made a scandal and a start.
[MALIK]
And Yugioh will shit, I know
To see his name get filled below
[ALL]
Malik Ishtar!
Malik is © to the Yugioh creators, and the song Roxie and Chicago are © to it's respectful owners. Also, I'm thinking about writing an entire fanfic which is Yugioh/Chicago... if you'd like to see this, let me know. ^^;
[MALIK]
The Pharaoh with everybody's reguards
Is gonna be Malik
The Pharoah collectin' all the cards
Is gonna be Malik
I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means somebody eveyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair, my teeth, my rod, my nose
From just some dumb merchant's son
I'm gonna be Pharaoh
Who says that murder's not an art?
And who in case he doesn't rule
can say he started with a duel?
Malik Ishtar!
[SPOKEN (from play only)]
You wanna know something? I always wanted to be the Pharaoh. And now that I'm a top duelist, I'm gonna have me a swell deck, too. Yeah, I'll get a boy to work with--someone who can lift me up, show me off--oh hell, I'll get two boys. It'll frame me better. Think "BIG", Malik, think "BIG." I'm gonna get a whole bunch of boys.
The Pharaoh with everybody's reguards
Is gonna be
[BOYS]
Malik!
[MALIK]
The Pharoah collectin' all the cards
[BOYS]
Malik. He's gonna be a celebrity
[MALIK]
That means somebody everyone knows
[BOYS]
They're gonna recognize his eyes
His hair, his teeth...
[MALIK]
...My rod, my nose
From just some dumb merchant's son
I'm gonna be
Sing it!
[BOYS]
Pharaoh!
[MALIK]
Who says that murder's not an art?
[BOYS]
And who in case he doesn't rule
[MALIK]
Can say he started
With a duel?
[MALIK AND BOYS]
Malik Ishtar!
[MALIK]
They're gonna wait outside the palace
To get to see Malik
[MALIK]
Think of those who'll bow down to me
"We love you, Malik"
And I'll appear with a Sennen 'laveliere'
That goes all the way down to my waist
But always in the best of taste!
[SPOKEN]
Mmm, I'm the Pharaoh. And everyone loves me, and I love them. And they love me for loving them and I love them for loving me. And we looove each other. And that's cuz none of us ever got enough love in our childhoods. And that's the duelin' game... kid.
[BOYS]
He's giving up his humdrum life
[MALIK]
I'm gonna be
[BOYS]
Pharaoh!
He made a scandal and a start.
[MALIK]
And Yugioh will shit, I know
To see his name get filled below
[ALL]
Malik Ishtar!