Okay random crack!fic
This is for JelloRocks because she read it first when I wrote it in Math class.
Enjoy :)
Prompt: Ponies, Sakura, 'tee-hee'
"What are you doing?"
"Looking for unicorns."
"…Right."
"Wanna help me Sasuke-kun?"
"Um, no."
"Why noooot?"
"Because unicorns don't exist Sakura."
"YES THEY DO."
"Right. I'm leaving now."
"Sasuke-kun!"
"What?"
"At least help me find the rainbow!"
"…"
"All we have to do is follow these ponies! See?"
"…What the hell?"
"Let's go, Sasuke-kun!"
"Sakura. No. Sakura, let go of me."
"Come here ponies! Say hi to the ponies Sasuke-kun."
"Sakura, let go of me. Wait, what are you doing? Oi, Sakura stop!"
"Tee-hee."
"Son of a-"
" NO CURSING IN FRONT OF THE MAGICAL PONIES OF LIGHT!"
"…"
"Okay, Sasuke-kun?"
"…"
"Let's go find the rainbow!"
"How do I get off this thing?"
"You don't! The magical ponies are going to take us to the rainbow."
"…Wait what?"