Barack Thinks About Bill
Barack woke up and did all of his morningly things. Except this time, something was different. He was thinking about somebody else, not Michelle... but Bill. His dream about the romance really made him think and what he was thinking is how sexy Bill looks in a charcol suit.
...Bills grey hair glistened in the moonlight as Barack called him over to ask a series of presidential questions. Bill of course would answer them with presidential answers. Except one question was not like the others... "What do you think about my speech"..." Have you ever fantasized about us"..." What law should i pass?" Bill answered all of the questions truthfully, " Your speech is great, yes, and gay marriage."
Hope was in the air for the two men after all. Barack went to tell Michelle he'd be back soon him and Bill were going to go work on his speech at the open house. That was a lie, he and Bill went to the beach and talked about everything. Barack told him about his dream, how he and Bill ran off to Germany and were engaged and watched marathons of The Middle. Bill thought about it for a minute, and Barack was nervous to see what he would say.
"Barack, were both married but if we pass the law me and you could divorce the first women and marry eachother, and we have to do it before your term runs out."
"Yes, okay but i dont know if congress is going to want to pocket veto my law or not..."
"So it's a deal? If the law passes we leave the ladies for eachother?"
"Yes sounds like a deal. I love you."
"I love you too."
Barack and Bill split after their talk and Barack went home to work on the law. Baracks phone kept going off like never before and his inbox was filled with flirty texts from Bill. Barack seemed secretive all of a sudden. Michelle was starting to worry and tried everything she could. She offered massages, movies, the dirty, movie night, everything and anything, but Barack wanted no part of anything she had to offer.
Day after day Barack worked on this law, finally he sent it in. Ten days later it came back, APPROVED was stamped in red across the paper. Barack was very excited along with many others, he immeditly took a picture and sent it to Bill.
Barack... Barack... Barack. It didnt stop Barack couldnt hear anything else other than "Barack" so he shook his head, it was Michelle. "Honey, I think you were day dreaming and your head was hanging i wouldnt want you to get a soar neck."
"Oh thanks babe, I'm busy so I have to get back to work."