I'm publishing this story at midnight. It's when Mordecai goes out on a date and gets more than what he bargained for. I don't own regular show. Made because there's no true Mordecai/Margaret lemon.

"Oh Mordecai! Isn't this date wonderful?" A slightly intoxicated Margaret said walking out of a restaurant to her new boy friend, Mordecai.

"Yep, it sure is." Mordecai said hoping that he wouldn't fumble and mess it up.

"Want to know what would make it better?" Margaret said leaning against Mordecai's chest.

"Wh-What?" Mordecai stammered "Shit! She's onto me now, I totally ruined the date." He thought face-palming himself.

"Let me show you." Margaret said seductively taking Mordecai's left hand and pulling it, running. It took Mordecai by surprise and he struggled to keep up with her. The 2 lovebirds ran for a few blocks before Margaret reached her apartment complex, ran up 6 flights of stairs, into her apartment, and Mordecai onto the bed and began to strip down to a thong and a string bikini.

"She's so fucking hot." Mordecai thought looking at Margaret's near-naked figure in front of him. He wanted to strip her down and fuck her, no questions asked.

"Like what you see?" Margaret said looking at Mordecai's pink cock emerge from its sheath making her horny and sweaty. Soon she ripped off all of the clothes she still had on and threw them on the floor. Seconds later she took Mordecai by the ankles and brought his legs into a sitting position and began to suck his thing. After several minutes, Mordecai yelled Margaret's name as he climaxed and released into her mouth.

"You're so sweet you naughty boy, MORE!" Margaret said bouncing her breasts trying to get Mordecai aroused again. After a few minutes, she repositioned herself for seconds, and seconds did she get.

"Mordecai, fuck me, fuck me like you never fucked anyone else before!" Margaret screamed showing Mordecai her tight forbidden area that she positioned herself on him and he plunged into her making her gasp from both shock and pleasure.

After 12 minutes of incredible pleasure, with Mordecai going faster and faster, Margaret reached her climax allowed her juices to spill all over the sheets.

"Mordecai! That was incredible. I want to marry you, have your kids, and love me like I've never been loved before." Margaret said situating her by Mordecai. They could have begun kissing lustfully, make love again, or fall asleep but now months of suffering and loneliness seemed far away, they had each other, and the world to themselves.

Mordecai woke up. "What an incredible dream!" He thought. He looked over to his left side and found Rigby not there, heck this wasn't even his room. He heard a little moan from his other side and found Margaret sleeping; her body warming Mordecai. "She looks so cute when she sleeps." Mordecai said.

Just then, Margaret stirred awake and then turned to Mordecai that made her jump from shock. Then she remembered what happened last night.

"N-No, how can this be?" She thought, she had been having affairs with her human boyfriends to crave her desire without worrying about getting pregnant. However, her natural instinct got the best of her, now she wasn't sure if a robin and blue jay could have kids, her parents were robins, and it scared her about getting pregnant, she was constantly watching her weight and now having to deal with possibly a small person in her. Then she remembered that she would only have to worry about it for 3 months, before her egg is laid then another 6 months before the egg hatches. Then carry on with any motherly duties.

"Margaret, is something wrong?" Mordecai said looking confused.

Margaret then ran into the bathroom and took one of the old tests she had in her cupboard and came back minutes later, crying.

"Margaret, what's wrong?" Mordecai asked being very concerned about his new lover.

"I-I'm pregnant."

Now I had to make a story like this because I talked to yaoi writers and they say that there needs to be a canon heterosexual lemon per 13 yaoi lemons at the least. This is a Mordecai/Margaret lemon in its purest form. This will be a tie-over until ZERO MASON writes one in this category. Chapter 1 of 4 to 7.