Sasuke looked out the window onto the training ground outside the hospital. He had recently been admitted to the hospital for injuries he recived from the dobe smaking him with a Rasengan. Stupid dobe.
Sasuke was brought out of his thoughts when he saw a person in green spandex doing push-ups in the training ground. Since the person below was not wearing a Jounin vest, it seemed safe to assume that the person training was Rock Lee.
Lee got up from his position on the ground and began kicking a training post alternately with his feet. Sasuke wondered what Lee was doing in the hospital at all. Sasuke knew for a fact, that Naruto, Lee and Kiba hated the doctors/vets.
The thought was quickly discarded as Sasuke noticed Lee taking off the top half of his spandex suit. (AN: I don't know if this is actually possible, but just for the story, lets say it is.) Sasuke sucked in a breath at what he saw.
Lee's body was toned and looked very firm. He watched as, again, Lee striped, but this time he was down to his boxers. Sasuke blushed as he saw Lee bend over into his backpack, looking for somthing. Sasuke got a nice look at his round ass through the boxers. (AN: If you must know, Lee's boxers are green with squirlles and chipmunks on them)
Lee seemed to have noticed someones gaze on him as he turned around and Sasuke jumped away from the window. That was when he noticed somthing wet and red dripping down and staining his hospital clothes. It was his blood. He gasped. A nose-bleed? He got a nose-bleed from watching Lee?
"He was kind of hot though," said inner Sasuke.
He nodded his head in agreement. Lee was VERY hot.
The raven haired boy peeked out the window again. He brought his head all the way up when, to his dismay, he didn't see Lee outside anymore. He sighed sadly and scuttled into bed. He had closed his eyes when his door creaked open.
Lo and behold, there was Lee. Behind him were TenTen and Neji, but Sasuke didn't care. He had eyes only for Lee.
Lee walked up to him and bent down by his ear.
"I saw you watching me strip Sa-Su-Ke. Hentai." he whispered softly to Sasuke who shuddered and turned a bright red.
Then somthing happened that no one expected. Lee kissed Sasuke on the mouth and nibbled his ear a little before whispering, "You can watch me any time Sasuke-kun~."
Lee then walked out of the room leaving a bright red Uchiha sitting on his bed.
TenTen and Neji just stared after Lee.
"We never mention this to anybody. Agreed?" asked Neji.
"Agreed." said TenTen.
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AN: Well... -.-' this was a crack fick requested by Kafaru... I really don't know what else to say. This must be one of the all time crack pairings ever. Right next to ChoSasu.
Damn. I creeped myself out. I'm so sorry Neji and TenTen had to wittness that. Laters!
-Siren.