Bodyguard

"Don't you think this is a little much?"

"Nope."

"But Santana—"

"Rachel, you're a superstar. Britt is a world renowned dancer. Quinn is a famous author, and I am an Ivy League lunatic who built an empire from the ground up. There are more than a few people looking for dirt on you guys, and/or to knock me down a peg, but I won't let them do it at the expense of my family—especially our children."

Rachel smiled. "Fine. But bodyguards for the twins' first day of school is a bit dramatic. And that's coming from me."