A/N:
I heard this song in the
car the other day, and this idea randomly popped into my head! And
thus- Fangalicious was born. And Iggy makes a
cameo appearance as a back-up singer.
I think it's pretty funny, just
because I can't see Fang doing all the dance moves and gestures
that go with this song...
Anyhoosles, tell me what you think.
Iggy: I find this disturbing because I'm singing this with Fang... but also funny.
Rain: It is kinda disturbing. Whatevs, home skillet.
Iggy: ..?
Rain: Yeah... I have no idea. Anyway, onto the disclaimer. Iggy?
Iggy: Rain does not own Fergie, the song 'Fergalicious', Maximum Ride or any other things that may appear in this chapter.
And on that note- on with the chapter!
*music begins to play...*
Fang:
Four, tres, two, uno!
Iggy:
Listen up ya'll, 'coz this is it! The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious!
Fang:
Fangalicious definition You can see me, you can't touch me Fangalicious I flex muscles So
delicious Fangalicious
def- Fangalicious
definition I'm the F to
the A, N, G I'm
Fangalicious She's my witness So
delicious Baby, baby, baby Of my hot
body
Make
them girls go loco
They love me and so
They get their pleasures
from my photo
I ain't
easy, I ain't breezy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Girls just
come and go like seasons
Iggy: (So
delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was
suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
That
makes them girls go swoon swoon
And they be bashing down my
door
Just to touch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)
(It's hot, hot)
So delicious
(I makes them girls
go swoon swoon)
So delicious
(They want to take a flight with
me)
I'm Fangalicious
(H-h-hottie, hottie)
Fangalicious def-
Fangalicious def-
Make them girls go crazy
They always wanna touch
me
Always hiding from my sight-y
(Stalkers)
And can't no other boy knocks 'em dead like me
(So delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in
the gym
Just workin' on my fitness
(Ooh
wee)
I make yo' girl go swoon swoon
And she be bashin' down
the door
Just to touch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)
(I'm so hot, hot)
So delicious
(I make those
girl's go swoon swoon)
So delicious
(They want a taste of
what I got)
I'm Fangalicious
Hold hold hold hold hold up,
check it out
If you really want me
Honey,
get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
But don't be kidnappin' me
Although it's so tasty,
tasty
It'll make you crazy
Iggy:
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y,
girl's think you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl's
think you tasty
D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to
the E, to the, to the, to the
Hit it Fang-y!
Fang:
All the time I turn
around girlies gather round And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit
conceited 'Cause they say he's a hottie I flex muscles My body stay vicious I make yo' girl go swoon swoon So delicious So delicious
Always lookin' at me up and down,
lookin' at my
(Uh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin'
to round up drama
Hey man, I ain't tryin' to take your
chick
And I keep on repeatin' how the girls wanna touch
it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like a toy
boy
(So delicious)
But
I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is
fictitious
That makes them girls go swoon
swoon
And they be bashin' down my door
Just to touch what I
got
Four, tres, two, uno
I be up in
the gym
Just workin? on my fitness
She's my witness
(Ooh
wee)
And she be bashin'
down my door
Just to touch what I got
(Four, tres, two,
uno)
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay,
ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Fangalicious,
t-t-tasty, tasty
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So
delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm
Fangalicious, t-t-t
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
Iggy: T, to the A, to the
S-T-E-Y, girl's think you tasty To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y,
girl's think you tasty To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y,
girl's think you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl's
think you tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Four,
tres, two, uno)
To
the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the
L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to
the
(Four, tres, two, uno)
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl's
think you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl's think you
tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Four, tres,
two, uno)
To the
D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the
L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the,
to the
A/N;
Yeah, some things may not rhyme, but you get the idea.
Iggy: I could totally get more girls than Fang!
Rain: I think your fanbase is a little smaller than Fang's. But I still love you! -hugs-
Iggy: I say we put it to a vote! Fang or Iggy.
Rain: -sigh- Men.
Iggy: C'mon Rain!
Rain: Fine. Leave a review stating whether you like Fang or Iggy more. I'll put the results in another chapter of this. Tell people to vote (so that Iggy feels loved).
Iggy: I heard that.
Rain: -sigh-