To Hamlet or Not to Hamlet

by Happy Dickfart

My high school English class spent no less than THREE MONTHS on Hamlet alone! Our education system is failing and it's entirely the government's fault.

There once was a man named Prince Hamlet

Whose mom fucked his uncle, goddamnit

He talked to a skull

And killed his uncle

English class sucks, where's my omelette?

- Dickfart