"Y'see, Doctor? It's not always a good idea to push the big red button," Rose sighed, staring at her friend. He was currently hanging upside-down by one foot from a rope in a tree.
He scowled at her, then at the glasses that had fallen onto the ground and promptly broken when the sonic screwdriver had fallen on top of them. "My glasses. I loved my glasses."
Rose rolled her eyes at the nine-hundred-year-old Time Lord. "Idiot..."
The Doctor huffed. "Shut up and get me down."
All the times he'd not gotten her out of a trap until the last moment came flooding back, and she decided to have a little fun. "Oh, I don't know, Doctor. I rather like you tied up..."
He seemed to choke in surprise, jaw dropping (well... upwards...?). "Rose! This isn't the time to discuss... kinks. Lemme down! I can't feel my foot!"
"Though," Rose continued as if she hadn't heard him, "I know of a lot better places that I could have you tied up, Doctor."
"Let. Me. Down," he growled. "This isn't funny!"
She sighed and picked up the sonic screwdriver, "Fine."
"No, wait, Ro—" the Doctor started, just in time to fall on top of his aforementioned glasses.
As Rose giggled, the Doctor groaned. "You are so going to pay for that."
"Mmm, promises, promises," she purred with a smirk, flirting unabashedly.
Before he could do anything to make good on that, she whirled and ran, knowing he'd eventually catch up, but hoping she could get back into the TARDIS before he did so.
The Doctor stared after her and muttered, "That girl will be the death of me," before he started running after her.
Author's Note: Yeah. I know. Rose/Ten. Again. But this time it was deviantART's fault, I promise. There's a cute drawing on there called "Pushing Buttons, Doctor" by Jesldres, which I unashamedly stole for this and gave due credit for. I did change a bit because I'd be laughing to hard to post it.