Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Rated R Lemon
It's Halloween time again Inuyasha gets an idea scare the crap out of the girls and gets the guys in on it, Kag and the girls with Sugimi's help, and an unexpected ally get the ultimate scary revenge. Updated extended Oct 2012, horror, comedy, romance, Inutaisho/Kag
Sugimi's Haunted Halloween
By Raven2010, and Cindygirl, Dec 4 2011
Inuyasha's twisted scheme, good girls gone bad, cheerleader, the greeting committee
It all began with hellion Inuyasha's plan "Hey it's Halloween time again" grinning Inuyasha mentioned "You know what that means?
"Yeah, so?" Miroku replied
"Oh shit mutt face, you're not going to try some shit this year to, are ya?" Kouga questioned "Don't even think about trying to get me to go in on it,"
"Why don't you just shut your trap go to the salon get your pedicure and bikini wax with all the other girls?" Inuyasha ragged
"Right after you do dog breath," Kouga shot back "But have the decency to take a flea bath first,"
"Last year he screwed with Kagome and nearly got killed" Bankotsu reminded
"Yes he's is a genius at it" Jakotsu added "Inu darling behave, don't make Jaky have to spank you naughty puppy" he teased "Promise Jaky you will be a good boy," he loved bugging Inuyasha
"Gods damn it Jak, how many frigging times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that?" Inuyasha protested "One of these days,"
"What one of these days you'll marry and make an honest man out of me? Aw Yashy don't get your thong in a twist" Jakotsu joked
"Cough ma marry cough gag gross," Inuyasha responded
"What color is it? Kouga ragged "Give us a peek,"
"Lord Inuyasha Taisho wearing a thong" who would have thought it? Miroku teased "Is it smooth? Doe's it chafe? Does it have lace?
"I bet it's hot pink to" Bankotsu razzed "With a matching bra"
"Ooooo, bastards, I ain't wearing a fucking thong" Inuyasha fumed
"I will let you know now little brother I shall not go in on whatever ungodly thing you plan on doing. I will however stay back and end enjoy watching you die" Sesshoumaru informed him "And since I am feeling generous I shall also make funeral arrangements for you in advance closed casket only because I believe the miko will hack you to bits,"
"Wet blanket" Inuyasha wisecracked "When are gonna grow a pair?
"You were never born with a pair brainless suicidal fool" Sesshoumaru shot back
"Alright let's cut the bullshit' mutt face what the hell are you up to? Kouga inquired "I know it's no good,"
"Okay you bunch of sissy's I was thinking this year why not have some real fun," Inuyasha replied
"Oh yeah like what?" Miroku asked
"We scare the girls nothing really bad just enough to rattle they're cages,"
"This just proves my earlier statement about your stupidity and death wish," Sesshoumaru said "After you die I get your red sports car," he smiled evilly after his statement
"I have to agree with Sessh I don't think it's a good Idea," Jakotsu stated "Plus I'm still young and want to live,"
"Precisely," Sesshoumaru agreed
"Figures you'd side with the girls, hell your practically one yourself," Inuyasha wisecracked
"Want to go in the back room and find out Yashy," Jakotsu teased
"Eeeeew, shut up before I kill ya," cringing sour faced Inuyasha said
"Go try it out you might like it" Kouga needled "It being your first time I know Jak will be gentle"
"Asshole I love the hairy cave not the stick shift," Inuyasha shot back
"Remember last year fellows? Ow wench stop let go come on Kagome it was just harmless fun" please? I'll be a good boy he said while held in a headlock by the miko," Sesshoumaru replayed the events in a perfect imitation of Inuyasha's voice creeping him out
"Yeah that was sweet," Miroku teased
"Sesshoumaru your creepy you know that now shut up and let's talk plan," Inuyasha growled
"Oh alright I'm bored any freaking way," Miroku exclaimed
They set their plan in motion Miroku called Sango, and the other females of they're little group to come and meet them the unsuspecting girls agreed. A few hours later they met the guys at the suggested meeting place at the college after hours, they'd often hang out there after school closed, and the girls entered the boys waited to spring the trap. As the girls made their way to the part of the school they were to meet the boys it was eerily quiet, then a sudden wind was heard blowing, next breathing, as they continued on cold chills ran down their spines but they continued. A few moans then a spooky distant voice was heard
"Help me, over here help me," the voice pled "Ohhhhh" it moaned
"Where are you? Kagome asked
"O, over here help me please?" it stammered "I'm so scared,"
"Okay hold on we're coming," Kagura said
"Sounds hurt to me," Ayame commented
"Yeah, poor thing," Sango said
They walked past a long row of lockers in the hallway just when they reached the end the lights flickered tthey saw blood all over the floor and a skeleton with blood on its head jumped out "Hello ladies,"
"Ahhhhhhhhh," the girls shrieked and ran like hell
Once outside they stopped panting heavily when they all caught their breaths "Wait a minute I am going to kill those lousy low life bastards," Kagura who had just figured out what it was bit
"I have an idea," Kagome said
"Yes, do tell Kags?" her companions replied
"Follow me, and stay quiet," Kagome instructed, they did once they were inside the dean's office Kagome turned on the PA system "Inuyasha" she called too sweetly
"Gulp" he was nervous
"Oh this is bad on so many levels," nervous Miroku said
Kagome spoke sending shivers down his spine "Inuyasha, Inuyasha where for art though sit Inuyasha?"
Then heard was a loud crash bang "Ow gods damn it wench" what the hell was that for? Inuyasha
yelled and clamped a hand over his mouth but it was too late 'Oh shit' he thought
"Congratulations sir fucks up a lot," Bankotsu insulted "I'm not willing to die with him are you boys?"
"Nope" the others answered in unison
"Inuyasha you stupid prick now they know where we are," Kouga bit in a low voice "What's wrong with you?
"Ah shit" he replied "Stupid, stupid, stupid" he said while smacking his head
"Duh, I knew that since we were pups" you just now figuring that out? Kouga wisecracked "I'd stay and watch my Kagome at work but I don't want to die,"
"Have fun dog," Bankotsu teased "If ya live look me up I'll have a nice juicy bone waiting for ya,"
"I'll pray for you," Miroku exclaimed "Try not to die,"
"You're going to run deserting traitors," Inuyasha said
"Inuyasha Taisho you are so dead, sit," Kagome said as she and the other girls closed in on them "Sit, sit, sit," bam
"Bye mutt face, be a good boy," Kouga said just before he bolted leaving Inuyasha behind stuck in his spot from the sit command
"See you sucker," Bankotsu, and Miroku said in unison as they ran
"You cowering pussies get back here," Inuyasha insulted
"I am so going to enjoy this," hiding Sesshoumaru whispered
"I know, awesome hah?" Jakotsu said "Better to side with the girls,"
"Indeed" Sesshoumaru added "And it is such a great pleasure watching my idiot brother hang himself out to dry,"
Next they heard "Hello Yasha sweetie," the girls greeted Inuyasha
"Oh crap, n, now girls it was all in fun" pl, please don't kill me? Besides I wasn't alone Miroku, Kouga, and Bankotsu were here and in on it the pussies took off" Inuyasha whined
"Hm, no Jakotsu, or Sesshoumaru," Kagura said "Couldn't get them in on it, hah?" she ragged
"Yup Sesshoumaru is far to classy to lower himself to do such stupid juvenile things," Kagome
commented "And Jakotsu is a sweetie, he loves women,"
"Ah, hah," Sango, and Ayame agreed
"Those are my girls," Jakotsu said in a low voice
"Ah that is why I love and side with women," Sesshoumaru replied
"You know what they say side with the winning team," Jakotsu added Sesshoumaru grinned
"So you claim, but strange your cohorts left you here all alone," Ayame needled, even though she knew that they had been there
"Yes how about that," Sango said in a scary tone
"Gulp, n, now girls don't do anything drastic, y, you know I love you," he stammered trying to bribe them "W, what are you up to?
"Nothing honey," they answered in unison sweetly "Relax pet,"
"Shit this is going to be good," Jakotsu said
"See isn't waiting and watching well worth it?" Sesshoumaru exclaimed
"Yup, and fun to,"
"It's alright Inuyasha we forgive you, right girls?" Kagome innocently said
"Yes" they agreed
"Oh shit, in five four three two one zero," Jakotsu counted
Next was heard "Nooooooo" as the women lifted Inuyasha off the ground, and carried him off "Oh no not that, you wouldn't?" he said
"Hehehe, at long last," Sesshoumaru exclaimed as he and Jakotsu hidden inside his barrier followed
"Y, yes they would," laughing Jakotsu gasped
"Yeeeeeeeow" Inuyasha shrieked after the girls had sat him in the shower then turned the ice cold shower on him "Damn wenches are killing me,"
"This is how we wash the fleas, wash the fleas, this is how we wash the fleas out of the pretty doggy's fur" Sango sang
"Hey what about the others they were in on it to," Inuyasha whined
"Yes but you were the only one here so you get our undivided love time and affection," Kagura teased
"Ooo look he's all shiny and new," Ayame ragged
"Think we should do like they do in the dog grooming place and put a bow in his hair? Kagome teased
"You better not," Inuyasha bit
"You heard him ladies ribbon him up," Ayame teased
"Ribbon it is then" they said in unison, and tied it into a bow in his hair
In a flash all his clothes were gone, and he was dressed in a bright red cheerleaders costume the skirt
was very short barely covering his backside and front. They then forced him out through the front door of the school, every time he protested he was given the option of keep walking or die. When they were outside he was greeted with wolf whistles and applause from the male students, and praised by the female students who dear sweet Sesshoumaru had called to come there some were filming Inuyasha with camcorders
"Wanna join our team? the cheerleaders teased
"Wow she's hot," one boy said
"Meet me in the locker room babe," another teased
"Oh somebody kill me now," Inuyasha whined
"Hey nice ass new girl," a few males said in unison
"Can I have a bite? Another asked
"If the outside looks that good I would sure love to see what's under the hood," another guy teased
"Ah shut it you fucking degenerates," Inuyasha bit "You bastards are so horny you'll screw anything,"
"Only you new girl," the boys replied
"Little brother a closet dresses like a girl boy you are a disgrace to our family name," Sesshoumaru who appeared to be just arriving needled
"If I were straight I'd do you in a minute," playing along Jakotsu ragged
"Gross, not in this life or the next princess," Inuyasha bit "And shove it fluffy sama,"
The girls made Inuyasha walk the streets dressed as he was with them trailing him all the way home, with Sesshoumaru, and Jakotsu right behind them. When the group of friends arrived at the Taisho home knowing Inuyasha would bolt rather then enter his home dressed as a girl for inside was the one person above all others he dreaded seeing it his father Sugimi
"Allow me little brother," Sesshoumaru said, then reached over put his key in the lock and unlocked the front door "There you are,"
"Gee thanks a lot for nothing," Inuyasha sarcastically replied "Pedigree butt wipe,"
Inuyasha entered one look at his son and Sugimi's eyes instantly widened, than an evil smile crossed his lips. In a split second he threw his arms around Inuyasha giving him a bear hug "The daughter I always wanted oh this is a blessed day indeed," Sugimi said
"Oh for fucks sake it's me you ass your son and I am not a damn girl. So pull your nose out of your ass and you'll smell it," Inuyasha snapped
"Naughty potty mouth, daddy will have to take care of that," Sugimi teased
"What is you so called keen canine sense of smell out of order or something?
"Sniff, sniff nope I smell all girl so that means it's pure female," Sugimi said
"Oh bite me," Inuyasha replied
"As you wish," Sugimi did and playfully growled while hanging on
"Yeow, gods damn you, ya rabid mutt, I'll fucking kill you," Inuyasha screeched
"Mouth pup," in a flash Inuyasha was getting his mouth washed out with soap, as he squirmed in his father's hold "There, there now daughter when father is through you will have a nice clean sweet mouth. Remember boys do not like potty mouthed girls, keep that up and you will never marry or mate and I want grand pups,"
"Aw maybe she's having that time of the month," Kagura ragged, Inuyasha growled
"Need some Midol, dear?" Ayame asked
"Maybe she needs a Kotex pad a maxi pad it is probably one of those heavy flow days and that is why she's extra cranky," Kagome added
"Aw is that what it is honey?" Sango needled
Next day
Party plans, with Sugimi's help, an unexpected ally
"Girls we need to get some payback on those three legged weasels," Kagome said
"Three legged weasels?" Ayame asked
"Yup, she means guys have two walking legs, and the one in the middle aka the penis is the third leg," Kagura explained
"Cough, cough only our Kagome would come up with something like that," Sango managed to say between laughs
"We could always just break all three legs, hehehe," Kagome said and laughed
"Eek" the others exclaimed
"I know just who to ask for help," Kagome stated
"Who? Sango, Ayame, and Kagura asked
"Papa, he is the master of playing tricks and a holy terror, hehehe," Kagome told them
"Good idea with Sugimi's help we can't lose," Sango said
"Let's do it," Ayame, and Kagura exclaimed
Knowing Inuyasha was gone for the day they went to Sugimi's house "Hello, how are my girls?' Sugimi greeted while he answered the door
"Fine" they answered, then went in
"I want to ask you for a big favor," Kagome said
"Okay, what is it?" Sugimi answered, Kagome told him what Inuyasha had done in the school, and who was in on it "I see, now I know I was wondering why Inuyasha was dressed as a cheerleader. Good job by the way that was most enjoyable,"
"Thanks papa," the innocently smiling girls answered in unison
"Girls I think this time we need something much bigger to use on the boys," Sugimi said
Jakotsu came by and was let in "Hello, okay ladies I know you are up to no good,"
"Jak what makes you say that? Ayame asked
"Come on I know what the boys did to you in the school," Jakotsu replied
"Oh" Sango exclaimed
"Not to worry ladies whatever it is I want in on it,"
"Jakotsu you little devil," Sango teased
"Big devil but that's beside the point," he joked
"An idea just came to me there is an old abandoned mansion on Takeda street it would be the perfect place to do what I have in mind," Sugimi said
"Now how to get them there" Kagura exclaimed
"Simple I will call the cretins tell them there is a Halloween party there with lots of booze goodies, and girls they'll be eager to come then," Jakotsu told them
"Whoa he's so much like a scheming female it's scary," Ayame commented and shivered a bit
"Why thank you dear," Jakotsu replied "Now on with our plans. I will call them with the invites because if one of you girls did it they'd be suspicious. Especially after what they did to you,"
Then a deep silky smooth voice was heard "I would also like to participate in the festivities," Sesshoumaru stated
"Ooo the help of three gorgeous males why I think I've died and gone to heaven," Kagome teased, Jakotsu, Sugimi, and Sesshoumaru thanked her
"Man this is going to be the best Halloween ever" Jakotsu excitedly said
That night
Miroku answered his phone "Hello? Jakotsu told him of the party "Okay Jak thanks, I'll be there,"
"Yo, speak to me," is how Inuyasha answered his phone
"Hey Yash it's Jak," Jakotsu replied
"What can I do you for?" he joked
"I called to let you know that there'll be a big Halloween party tomorrow night in the abandoned old mansion on Takeda street," Jakotsu told him
"Yeah, so, I don't care,"
"Yash there will be lots of free booze, goodies, and plenty of women there to," Jakotsu said he was using the perfect bait "I already invited the others they're going to be there,"
"Free booze goodies and babes I'm in," excited Inuyasha replied
"Okay see you tomorrow night,"
"Okay, thanks Jak," Inuyasha answered and hung up
"Hehehe, suckers," Kagura exclaimed
"Like shooting fish in a barrel," Sango joked
"Best part is we're doing it Halloween night," Ayame said smiling evilly
"Boys shall we go and prepare the mansion for the festivities? Sugimi asked
"Yes lets," Sesshoumaru replied
"Can't wait to start," Jakotsu answered "And I know the perfect place to get what we need,"
The group headed out they arrived at the mansion, set up candles to help create the spooky atmosphere, and the rest of what was needed, in no time at all they had completed the task. It was a Halloween masterpiece jack o lanterns were spread around the front room with various decorations. Bowls of candy and goodies were set out, the table had cups plates knives and forks on it, before the guys arrived Halloween night the beer Keg and other liquors would be put out
"This ought to draw them like bees to honey," Kagome stated
"Yes especially little brother he always was a sucker for and easily swayed by liquor and females, the combination of both is irresistible to him," grinning Sesshoumaru told them
"Yup and Miroku the lecher all you gotta do is mention women and he's there," Sango added
"Yes dear and when I called him with the invite I made sure to stress that point," Jakotsu said
"Jakotsu you're like the evil genius of revenge, Sesshoumaru, and Sugimi to," Kagome praised
Sugimi's haunted mansion, horror within, run for your life
Halloween night as planned the guests arrived, eyes immediately drifted to the lit candles, booze, goodies, and the other Halloween treats. Miroku Kouga, Inuyasha, and Bankotsu went searching for Sango and the others, as they walked down the hallway the silence was shattered by a scream, a scream Inuyasha knew well, the panicky males ran to the end of the hall
Another scream cut through the silence spotting the stairs leading to the second floor they ran up the steps "No, no please don't kill me, I want to live?" she pled, at the top of the stairs the men came to a screeching halt
"No for tonight you die," a strange deep male voice answered
"Kagome, Kagome? Inuyasha called
"Kagome where are you? Asked Kouga
"Keep talking so we can find you" Bankotsu said
"No, no, no please don't do it?" Kagome pled
"That way," Inuyasha said pointing to a large master bedroom
"If I cannot have you no one will," the male said "Your mine,"
"No please?" Kagome protested "Please don't do this?" she pled
Inuyasha being the hothead he was kicked the door open, and nearly dropped dead from what he saw next, Kagome was wearing feudal era clothes there stood a tall man dressed in feudal era samurai clothing if not for the horror of the situation they'd have looked like the ideal feudal era couple. The male had one arm around Kagome's waist holding her to him, in the other hand he held a long dagger up ready to plunge it into Kagome's heart. She gripped his wrist in vain trying to hold him at bay but he was to strong horror filled them and their blood ran cold, just as the samurai thrust the dagger into her heart he turned his head showing his face Inuyasha almost died right then
"Dad nooo," Inuyasha screamed'
"Sugimi whyyyyy?" Miroku cried in horror
"She's mine in life and death," Sugimi replied wearing a sick grin on his lips with glowing red eyes jagged stripes on his cheeks he then leaned in and kissed her
"You god's damned son of a bitch I'll fucking kill you," Inuyasha bellowed then lunged just when he neared his sire they disappeared "Noooooo"
"Oh my god," Miroku gasped "How the hell can this happen?"
"Sword, Sesshoumaru's tenseiga we can get it Sesshoumaru can bring her back," Inuyasha exclaimed
"Good idea," Bankotsu, Kouga, and Miroku agreed
Heavy moans were heard, all eyes turned to the back of the room zombies with ragged clothes, and grayish skin appeared stalking toward them "Hungry so hungry, must eat," they said
"Shiiiiiiit" Inuyasha and his male companions shrieked
"Ruuun" Inuyasha stressed the word
"Hungry don't leave," the zombies said
"Move it," Bankotsu yelled
Miroku, Bankotsu, Kouga, and Inuyasha quickly turned headed for and ran down the stairs taking the steps three at a time when they saw a bloody severed head at the bottom of the steps they sped up and were out through the front door at warp speed. The first thing they saw just outside the door was a charred body smoke still rising from it and a short distance away severed body parts on the ground positioned to spell you're next. There was a graveyard a short distance from the house, desperate to make a fast escape and seeing that going through it was a shorter distance then going around it headed for the graveyard even though that was the last place they wanted to be, behind them they heard
"Hungry, need food," the following zombies said with outstretched arms "Food,"
'Eeeeeee" the men shrieked
As they headed toward the grave yard bloody bodies littered the property Sesshoumaru with a slit throat hung by his neck from a tree they gasped in horror. Opposite his brother Inuyasha saw Jakotsu pinned to a tree with arrows. The ghosts of Sugimi, and Kagome hovered in front of them tripling their fear but quickly disappeared. Looking ahead there was a body slumped over a rock it fell over to reveal Naraku clothes torn with bloody pieces of skin hanging from his face and body he looked as if someone had started skinning him alive and died before they could finish
As they entered the graveyard the panicked males started running over the graves, Inuyasha was the first "Ahhhhhhh, what the hell?" he looked down to see the boney hand of a skeleton reaching up from under the grave holding onto his ankle "Another one no you can't eat me,"
"Shit, shit, shit," Kouga exclaimed when a pair of arms wrapped around him holding him in place, he looked it was a huge man "Gulp, l, let go, I, if you do I'll be a good little w, wolfy," he stammered
"Ahhhhhhh" Miroku shrieked when a ghost shot up out of one of the graves and booed at him then a hand grabbed his butt "No, let me go," he protested when he found himself locked inside an upright coffin that leaned against a tree "I, I don't want to die,"
"Nooooo" Bankotsu screamed when a vampire leapt at caught held onto and readied herself to bite his neck "Y, you keep your fangs to yourself," he stuttered then felt her fangs graze his neck "I don't want to be a vampire,"
"Uhhhhh" all unable to move screamed as the zombies closed in on them
Bankotsu felt the neck of his shirt being pulled back "No I am no corpse humper,"
"Hiss" the vampiress responded
"Damn forgot not pervert vampire drinks blood," he said she bit him
Meanwhile With Sugimi, and Kagome
In a separate room Sugimi, and Kagome leaning against each other for support so as not to fall over from laughing so hard, both looked at each other and their eyes locked. Something came over them and before either one realized it they're lips were locked in a passionate kiss, tongues soon danced and as burning lust and desire took over and controlled them. Kagome's hands began to wander his body then went to his hair and freed his hair from its tie
He pulled his lips from hers "Kagome" he moaned
"Sugimi don't stop, I want you now,"
"This time you are mine for real," he replied and took her lips again
Lemon starts
With lips still locked Kagome's dress was hiked up, and her undies sliced off by his deadly claws, next her nimble little hands untied then pulled his hakama down. Sugimi wasted no time he lifted her up, her legs immediately went around his waist, and arms around his neck, holding her against the wall he quickly entered her though she was a virgin she moved with him, and she felt no pain. The feel of her silken passage wrapped around him was almost more than he could bear it was maddening and paradise at the same time
"Gods Sugimi yes," she moaned as pleasure consumed her "Feels so good,"
"Ahhhhh" he moaned
"Yes Sugimi harder,"
He kissed her neck "Mine" he possessively growled
"Yes yours. Don't stop,"
"So tight so hot I'm losing my mind," he panted while pumping in and out "Uh" he groaned it was sweet torture
"Sugimiiiii" she cried out with her first climax, they continued
"You will not walk when this night is through," he promised "Ooo" he moaned when she shifted
"Uh, don't care just keep going and don't stop," she panted "Gods yes," she said when all at the same time he hit the sensitive spots "Su, Sugimi," she exploded he was not done yet
Lemon continues
From their hiding places Sango, Kagura, and Ayame were laughing they're asses off watching the action in the graveyard and were leaning against one another for support. Just when it seemed the end was near simultaneously everything ceased disappeared and dead silence remained. In a daze Bankotsu, Kouga, Miroku, and Inuyasha looked at each other with curious eyes they were snapped back to reality when a howl was heard
"What the fuck? All four exclaimed
When they looked up to where it came from the second floor room that eerily glowed from a candles light and had the window shade drawn all the way down. The shadows on the shade revealed the activity Sugimi, and Kagome were currently engaged in Sugimi had forgotten that he had put her up against the wall next to the window. Eyes widened and gasps escaped the observing male's mouths looking on with glazed over eyes
"A fucking mating howl," Inuyasha bellowed "Lovely we get screwed over and scared shitless and he gets rewarded by getting laid"
"Gentlemen I get the feeling we've been had," Miroku exclaimed
"Gee, ya think?" Inuyasha sarcastically responded "What was your first clue?
"That low life dirty dog," Kouga said "I know he's your dad but I'm having murderous fantasies,"
"Same here," Inuyasha added
"At a boy Sugimi," smirking Miroku exclaimed
"Figures you'd side with the fucker one perv always sides with the other," Inuyasha bit
"Son of a bitch," Bankotsu snapped "I want to kill him so bad right now,"
"While we're down here getting chased, almost eaten, and getting the shit scared out of us he's up there getting mated to the wench," Inuyasha barked "I am going to kill the old bastard,"
"Happy Halloween suckers," Ayame, Sango, and Kagura said while jumping out of the bushes
"Ahhh" the males shrieked when from behind them they heard
"Boo" Sesshoumaru, Naraku, and Jakotsu exclaimed
"Sons of bitches," Inuyasha, Bankotsu, Miroku, and Kouga, cursed
"Ohhhhh please don't eat me mister zombie," Jakotsu teased "I'm so scared I think I wet my panties,"
"No I don't want to be a vampire," Sango repeated what Bankotsu had said back to him
"I'll be a good little wolfy," Ayame repeated Kouga's words
"No you can't eat me," Sesshoumaru taunted Inuyasha with what he had said
"Shut it fluffy up yours. You bastards set this up, remember paybacks a bitch," Inuyasha bit
"Yes and so are you," smirking Sesshoumaru insulted "So much so you need some anti bitch pills,"
"No I need asshole repellent," Inuyasha shot back
"That was a dirty," Kouga complained
"Oh you mean like what you dinguses did to us in the school," Kagura reminded
"Gulp" came from Kouga
"Yeah wolf cakes we know along with Bankotsu, and Miroku you helped Inuyasha" Sango informed them
"Inuyasha made us do it," Kouga tried joking
"Lying wussy wolf," Inuyasha said "Yeah but this shit you wenches did is way worse" he complained
"Well boys you started it," Ayame reminded
"Ohhhhh" they whined
"Hah, we get put through hell and pops gets laid," Inuyasha said "It ain't fair fate you bitch,"
"Of course she is that's why you boys cannot get away with anything," Ayame gloated
"Father does deserve some reward," Sesshoumaru exclaimed "A big one,"
"What? Are you nuts? Inuyasha replied
"Yes after all this is his masterpiece,"
"Whaaaaat? That son of a bitch I'm gonna kill him, when I'm through hell never fuck again," Inuyasha snapped
"Inuyasha? Miroku sweetly called
"Yeah, what?"
"I have something for you," Miroku replied
"What the hell? The hanyou bit when he was hit with three binding sutras halting his movements "Miroku when I'm free you die slowly and very painfully,"
"You will not disrupt your fathers mating, I to want revenge but even I am not that low. Never interrupt a man's carnal pleasure if you wish to remain alive especially one of the canine demon species,"
"He's got ya there mutt," Kouga needled
"Like I give a shit," struggling Inuyasha snapped "Let me go you walking hentai house,"
"Flattery will not help you or change my mind," Miroku replied
"Fool father has already marked his mate and is still in the midst of mating. To interfere with him now would only insure your own death," Sesshoumaru warned
"Gods damned dogs I hate every last one of you," Inuyasha bit "The only good one is a dead one,"
"Woof, woof, dog breath you are a dog to, hehehe," Kouga ragged "So you'll be a good dog when you're dead, hah?"
"Ya had to remind me didn't you," Inuyasha complained
"Yep you know it," Kouga answered
"Aw my sweet little puppy," Ayame cooed, then scratched behind his ear
"A, Ayame s, stop, crap," Inuyasha stammered "Damn it woman come on s, stop,"
"Sic him Yame," Kouga teased
"My cute little puppy," Ayame replied, and continued her ministrations knowing what was coming
Miroku removed the binding sutras from Inuyasha
"Damn it wench, I, I said whine, st, stop," Inuyasha protested then tapped his foot on the ground while sitting like a dog 'Damn her she knows canines can't resist and are suckers for this' he thought
"A true dog," Bankotsu teased
Then Ayame simultaneously scratched behind both ears "Whine, whine no Ayame st, stop,"
"Nope you know you love it,"
"Awww, puppy likes the scratchies, yes he does, yes he does. Such a good boy," Sango ragged
"That's it wench," Inuyasha said picked Ayame up put her over his shoulder and was gone
"Don't break it," Miroku said to his retreating form
"Try and keep up," Bankotsu teased
"Folks lets go have our party and enjoy Halloween, we've got plenty of free booze, and goodies," Kouga reminded all of the people making like corpses got up off the ground and joined them
They all went into the mansion and partied, hours later as the group was still partying Sugimi, and Kagome appeared, Kagome was now an inu her waist length hair grew down to her knees, along with her new claws, golden eyes, and fangs. Sango and the others smiled Miroku nodded his approval of her new appearance. Sugimi laughed his ass off when they told him what Ayame had done to Inuyasha
A half hour later Inuyasha returned with Ayame "Well, well, well it lives all hail lord Humpgimi," Inuyasha razzed
"And what of you, pup?"
"Yes, do tell little brother," Sesshoumaru teased
"Oh no old dog we're talking about you not me," Inuyasha answered "And fluffy go play in the traffic during rush hour in the rain,"
"Hm, I would not dream of robbing you of your fun," Sesshoumaru replied
"Oh he flies through the air with the greatest of ease with his hard on in hand the daring young inu on the flying trapeze.
Though observers may think he's sick all eyes remain glued to his impressive dick. Beneath the moon the women swoon. While the men jealously glare in envy
The wench rode him high the wench rode him low she really kept the old dog in tow" Inuyasha sang
"Now that's fucked up," Kouga exclaimed "One lobotomy needed stat," he said pointing to Inuyasha
"Yes, he needs institutionalization immediately" Sesshoumaru added
"Sick bastard," Miroku, and Bankotsu said
"Hey guys I do have a close friend who's a doctor in a mental hospital I could make a call. Dr Hirohito could make arrangements," Kagome teased
"Damn wench gets laid and she's gone rabid already," Inuyasha teased "Dad think she needs servicing again pronto,"
"Inuyasha Taisho I'm gonna service you creep," Kagome said
"Shit" he responded then ran "But you can't that would be incest, eew," he needled
"Get back here mommy just wants to show you love,"
"Ow, ow, ow, claws forgot about those," he shrieked as she jabbed his butt with the tips of them "Note to self wench mated pop now has deadly claws, and fangs,"
"Come here Inukins," Kagome said "Don't be afraid sweetness,"
"No freakin way,"
"Congratulations Ayame," the others said
"Thanks"
"It's about damn time the mutt got mated," Kouga wisecracked "Was his first piece, hah?"
"Kouga I'll kill you," the indignant hanyou yelled back
A half hour later Kagome came back with Inuyasha in tow wearing a glowing jack o lantern over his head, looking inside Sugimi saw that Kagome had also placed a pen light between Inuyasha's teeth. The room erupted into laughter, to bust the hanyou's chops they gave a round of applause, Inuyasha gave them the finger
"Hey mutt face you might wanna save that finger, you're going to need it when your dick falls off," Kouga needled. Suddenly the jack o lantern was off Inuyasha's head, flying across the room toward Kouga who was getting his long wanted chase "He loves me, he really loves me, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside,"
"Shut it you sissy," Inuyasha snapped "Not to worry flea bag when I'm done you'll be feeling all warm and dead inside,"
"Rough love I like's it,"
"Oh shut up you freak," Inuyasha snapped
"See ya dog breath try and keep up," Kouga ragged, then sped off at high speed with Inuyasha in pursuit, the gang partied into the next day