Where is my perfect Edward? Tanya wondered as she sat in her giant five story house. I haven't seen him in ages and I practically am miserable.

Tanya was (according to herself) the most important vampire in the world. Yet, she felt something missing... that thing that every girl needs. What is it, you wonder? A man. and according to tanya, as she was always right, she needed a man. and only one man would be good enough for her. Edward Cullen. She hadn't seen the Cullens in months and she was just dying to- wait, she really couldn't die, I mean she was a vampire and technically they didn't die did they?

Anyways, she really, really wanted to see Edward and his family, to go on a hunting trip with them. to kill her favorite food...rabbit. I mean, Tanya was a lady and according to Tanya (as she was always right) men were the ones who took down the big game, mountain lion, deer, bear ect.

"PILLOW FIGHT!" She heard her roommates scream from above."Tanya! Wanna join in?!"

Tanya was usually a perfect, fun-loving vampire. But when she was thinking of Edward, everything just melted away into oblivion.

"Oh my goodness Tanya! are you thinking of Edward again? I don't know why- I mean, yes I do, who here doesn't like Edward? I mean he's just GORGEOUS!!"

Even though tanya could understand Sara, she was jealous. Sara was practically her BFF and she hated the thought of her with Edward. edward WAS hers and was always going to BE hers.

Talk about dramatic! she thought, well, I'm putting to use my college and high-school degrees in Drama class.

Her whole house was like like a giant sorority. Over thirty girls lived there and surprisingly they had enough room to fit them all into the house! Not to mention the small three story collage next door for guests. Not that they got a lot of guests. I mean, who would think of coming to a house in the middle of Alaska to hang out with a hole bunch of lonesome teenage vampires?

Back to the Cullens. Of course you all know that Tanya was in love with Edward, but what about the others? Tanya liked Alice a lot, just another person to look better compared to in Tanyas opinion. Plus she was always up for a shopping trip.Rosalie on the other hand was a force to be reckoned with. She was extremely beautiful to look at even for Tanya. who could be compared to the most beautiful person in the entire world...of course, Tanya was second most beautiful in the universe. Of course. Emmett was...a little intimidating. Especially when you saw him in that GIANT monster he drove! At least he was cute. Jasper never talked to anyone. Tanya was quite the chatterbug and Jasper annoyed her. Esme was, the mother figure wich meant authority...something that Tanya despised more than quiet people. But, she had to admit she was nice. Carlisle Cullen was extremely nice and the closest thing that Tanya had ever had to a father. Her own father had divorced her mother more than 100 years ago when tanya was still a baby.

The pillow fight that the other girls were throwing was beginnig to get a little out of hand as things were starting to break.

"ENOUGH ALREADY!!" she shouted at the top of her lungs, something that she did quite often. " I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SOME OF YOU LEAVE!!" The house was not a permanent residence for most of the vampires. She thought of it as a retreat. She actually didn't know some of the girls there but she could identify them by their smell. they smelled of human blood when the four vampires that permanently stayed there were "vegitarians" of a sort. As in they only drank animal blood.

The four permanent vampires were herself, Sara, Tiffany, and Mindy.

Tiffany was the "cherry" as she was nicknamed due to her dyed-pink hair in a sea of blonds.

"I'm going hunting!" she decided as she noticed that things were not going the way she wanted. As she walked into the cold Alaskan night, Cherry, Sara and Mindy joined her.

I was so bored and I wanted to write a Twilight fanfiction so I picked something extremely random and it just happened to be Tanya. I decided to add some humor to the story and I think it's somewhat funny. Please REVIEW and tell me wha you think. BYE!! :P