Exchanged a Cliff for a Cave

Just a little scene I cooked up for Chasyn's "Raptor" and "Drop Anchor", where the family finds out the girls' nicknames for them.


"What? I get named Trip and my brother's Squirrel and Barry's Dirt and they came up with Dickwad and Doctor Asshole Butthead but Aunt Claire is Firelady? That's totally unfair!" Zach complained.

Barry snorted. "Claire's a girl. That's gotta be why."

[Dirt.] Delta shook her head in her laughter.

"Racist and Sexist," Owen muttered under his breath.