Hello people, welcome to my utterly random world! This story is (hopefully) going to be a funny one, however, will take a backseat to my other fanfic, "Always And Forever Yours". So I may not update as regularly, I will try to update, around once a week. :)
Disclaimer: If I owned Yugioh, things would be different. Very different!
Chapter One
"That's it pharaoh! I'm sick of you swanning around like you own the place!" Bakura yelled. " acting like you're so much better than everyone else! You need to be taught a lesson!" And with that he began to mutter under his breath, his eyes focused on the short teen.
" What you gonna do Bakura? Send me to the shadow realm?" Yami joked, not taking him seriously. Bakura's voice grew louder.
/sh*t!/ the pharoah mentally cursed.
/what is it Yami?/ Yugi asked via their mind link, not wanting to draw attention to whatever it was.
/Bakura's using shadow magic/ he answered.
/Is it serious?/ Yugi asked.
/I cant tell, wait, no! He's not-/ The Pharoah was cut off, as Bakura finished muttering and beams of red light shot from his palms. They hit Yami squarely in the chest and he seemed paralysed as he stood there stationary, his face an expression of shock and fear. The force of the beams knocked Bakura backwards, and he fell flailing his arms, the beams hitting everyone standing around, including himself, they all froze, immobile. They stayed like this for several seconds before they all suddenly began to shrink. They reduced to over half of their normal size before they stopped shrinking. Suddenly they were able to move again.
"What the hell did you do Bakura?" Yelled Kaiba, who then slapped a hand across his mouth as his voice came out in a childlike squeak. There was a pause as they all looked at eachother and themselves and saw just what Bakura had done.
"He's turned us into 5 year olds!" Yami explained, shooting daggers at Bakura and growling. Ryou trembled and dodged behind Bakura.
"Bakura!" Kaiba spat, glaring at him, his dominance apparent even in his 5 year old self. Ryou quivered, however,Bakura stood there strongly, still as defiant as he was before.
"How long is this frigging thing going to last for?" Asked Marik.
"I didn't put a time limit on it, it'll probobly wear off in about a week." replied Bakura grudgingly.
"A week, that's the most frigging stupid things I've ever frigging heard, Fluffy! How the frig are we going to-"
"How long until we forget?" Yami asked, interupting, but annoyed at having to actually ask the Theif King a question.
"Forget what?" asked Tae, but as usual, everyone ignored her. Bakura glared at Yami before answering.
"About 15 minuits, tops." Yami's eyes grew wider.
"Is nobody going to answer me? Pharoah, Yugi? She asked poking Yugi's shoulder. Yugi's head snapped round. Yami noticed, and glared at her, but grudgingly replied.
"Until we forget everything we knew past the age of 5, we will have the minds of a five year old."
"What are we going to do?" asked Tristan.
"Nyeh, I dont know!" Joey started to panic.
"We need someone to take care of us." Kaiba said in a firm authoritive voice. "I never thought I'd say this, but, we need Mokuba."
"How the frig, is your frigging kid brother going to help?" asked Marik.
"In just under 15 minutes, we are going to be reduced to 5 year olds, in a card game shop, next to a main road. Who knows what could happen, Yugi's grandpa is away for the week and Mokuba is now 14, he may be just a teenager, but he's the best bet we've got." Kaiba glared at Marik who met his eye contact before looking away.
"Well then, lead us to the Kaiba mansion!" Yugi said brightly. Kaiba jerked his head towards the door and they piled out onto the street. They walked for a while, Kaiba silently leading the way, Yami following behind him, occasionally speaking to Yugi. Yugi, Joey and Tristain all chatting and laughing. Tae trying to get Yugi and Yami's attention, and Duke, curling his hair around his finger, staring intently at Serenity who was chatting with Mai. And Bakura and Malik whispering to eachother, followed by a sighing Ryou and Marik. After a 5 minute walk Kaiba stopped abruptly.
"Whachya doin' Kaiba?" Joey half yelled, half asked. As usual Kaiba ignored him.
"Kaiba?" Yami asked in a slightly authoritive tone. Kaiba, slightly annoyed with Yami for taking that tone, glared slightly at him before replying.
"We need to cross the road." He said simply.
"Then Whachya waiting for?" yelled Joey, who then proceeded to run out into the road. Kaiba shot his arm out and grabbed Joey's collar, dragging him back to stand on the pavement.
"Whachya doin' Kaiba? Get offa me!" Joey complained.
"Silence mutt."Kaiba ordered, Joey's 5 year old form shrank away from him visibly. "We're 5 years old and could forget everything any second; we need to hold hands across the road." Yami snorted with laughter at Kaiba having said this but was silenced by a glance from Kaiba. "Someone has to be sensible here!" He muttered. Yugi held hands with Joey and Tristain, Tristain with a reluctant Malik who happily held hands with Bakura, who was holding hands with Ryou, Marik with Ryou and Duke. Duke with Mai, Mai with Serenity, shielding her from Duke's stares and Serenity also holding hands with Tae, which left Yami, one of Joey's hands and Kaiba. Kaiba reluctantly stretched a hand out to Joey and one to Yami. Yami gave him a 'you can't be serious' look, but once he saw the look in Kaiba's eyes, he quickly accepted the hand, compensating by trying to crush Kaiba's hand in his own. Joey, however, was less welcoming.
"There's no way Im holding your hand Kaiba! That's like-" Kaiba tired of his complaining simply seized his hand and they set out across the road, it was a funny sight to see; 12, five year olds all crossing the road holding hands.
As soon as they'd crossed the road, Kaiba immediately dropped Yami and Joey's hands. Everyone else soon followed, except for Bakura and Malik, who were busy exchanging style tips and plotting to take over the world. After a little walk, they made it to the Kaiba mansion. Kaiba knocked swiftly on the door and a few moments later it was opened and a mass of wild raven hair poked out.
"Mokuba!" Kaiba said loudly. "Down here."
"Seto! What happened to you? To all of you?" He asked, spotting him.
"No time to explain, in just a second we're going to-" He was cut off by a high pitched giggle.
"Oh no!" Was all he could manage before pandemonium erupted.
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The next chapter will be up soon! Promise!