The U.S.S. Enterprise continues it's 5 year mission.
Kirk: Captain's log, stardate 6120.6. We got bored so we decided to have a Nicktoons marathon. Now we are continuing are 5 year mission.
Spock enters the bridge.
Spock: Captain, why would those two kick out their own flesh and blood because of a superstition.
Kirk: Spock, you remind me of a fandom that my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather joined.
Spock: What are you talking about?
Kirk: about 250 years abot, that episode made everyone lose their minds.
Chekov: 252 to be precise, Keptain.
Spock: They lost their minds over a TV show. Illogical.
Kirk: I wonder how we did not act like them. If not, worse.
The Enterprise approaches a temporal vortex.
Uhura: Captain, we're caught in a vortex!
The Enterprise aimed away form the vortex and it went to red alert.
Kirk: Maximum warp, Mr. Sulu!
Sulu: Warp 8, Sir!
The enterprise was still unable to escape.
Sulu: Oh my!
Kirk: Get the hell out of here!
Chekov: Ze vortex will rip ze ship in half keptain!
Kirk: Then that means...
Spock: We will have to enter that vortex.
Kirk: Sulu, turn us around.
Sulu: Aye, aye, captain.
The Enterprise turned around and entered the vortex. Inside was a really painful tunnel. The enterprise turned left, right, up, down, loop de loop, sharp turns, you name it. The crew started to deform a little as if they started to become 2 dimensional.
Bones: Jim, can you explain why I have only 4 fingers?
Kirk: No, Bones. I don't think i know why you have 4 fingers.
Spock looked into a hand mirror and saw that he was completely 2 dimensional.
Spock: Fascinating. we are going to one of your cartoons.
Kirk: Which one, Mr. Spock?
Spock: That one with the superstition.
Chapter 2 Coming Soon...
Before you ask... Yes, this is a No Suck Luck sequel. I know this has been going on for a year, but i was thinking about what would happen if Captain Kirk got involved in the situation and i could not get the idea out of my head.