"HEY NERD" kars yelled to joseph
Joseph crossed his arms and huffed, "what, cars"
"WHAT KIND OF FUCKIGN NAME IS JOJO"
Joseph gasped, how dare he ask such a question! Lucky for JoJo, he was a master of comebacks, and promptly responded, "A BETTER NAME THAN YOURS!"
Kars chuckled, a better name than his own? Why, that's absurd!
Joseph, assuming that he won due to Kars's silence, yelled something so terrible, I must advise anyone younger than the age of 2 to click away from this fanfiction right now.
"WHAT KINDA NAME IS KARS HUH?"
Kars GASPED and clenched his fists. "What kind of name is Kars?!" Why, Kars is a name suited for a God! How dare Joseph ask such a bizarre question!
The embodiment of perfection sniffled, "A-a bb-better name than y-yours!" he said through choked sobs.
"Wait, are you...crying?" The best JoJo said, confused.
"N-NO! SHUT UP!" He then stormed out of the arena, bawling. How dare Joseph say that to him, the nerve of that arrogant bastard! He MUST get back at him, and form the greatest comeback the world has ever known!