Hi, thur:) I came up with this the other day when I was day dreaming in school, thinking about how crazy it would be to live in a house with the chipmunks and chipettes. Hope you like what I came up with!
Many thanks to shortnsweet615 for being a wonderful beta to this chapter:)
For those of you who don't know Padamay, she is the niece of Dave Seville and the sixteen year old sister of Toby Seville, who was introduced in the Squeakquel. In my stories, Padamay found the chipettes when she was little and they have been with her ever sense. They meet the chipmunks when Dave calls Padamay to baby-sit the munks while he is on a business trip.
So...I think that's about it. If you want more, leave a review! Enjoy!:)
I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks
(Rules 1-20)
Dave Seville re-read the letter for the fourth time.
Dear Mr. Seville,
Fans around the globe have been all asking: What is it like living with three rock stars? Surely there must be certain rules that apply to the chipmunk's that differ from a regular house hold. There must also be guildelines that that you must remember as well, to service in a house with such a busy schedule.
We at Jet Records would be honored if you would send us a few regulations that you and your son's follow on a regular basis, with an included caption. It would satisfy the wondering minds of many fans, we're sure.
Sincerely,
Johnny Cameron-C.E.O of Jet Records
"Whatcha got there, Dave?"
Dave looked up to his niece. Her pink highlighted curls bounced as she crooked her head. Her curled lash's batted in a blink. Dave shrugged, handing her the letter before he took his coat out of the hall closet. "Oh," he said, shrugging on his jacket. "Just a letter from Jet Records. They asked me to write a rule book."
"About what?"
Dave cracked a grin. "Guideline's to living with chipmunks."
Padamay smiled a little as well. "So are you gonna do it?"
"Maybe," Dave sighed, pulling his key's from his pocket. "If I ever get the time." He then noticed that Padamay was very much alone.
"Are the chipettes with you?" he asked.
"Yeah they're in the game room with the munk's," she laughed. "Guess you were too focused on that letter to hear them come in."
"Ah," Dave said, opening the front door. "Well, I should be back in a few hours. Keep 'em out of trouble."
"Will do," Padamay replied. "Have a nice conference."
Dave snorted in reply before she shut the door.
Padamay read over the letter as she walked over the couch and sat down, criss-crossing her legs. She pursed her lips in thought as the gears began moving inside her head.
Hmm, she thought. Dave's always so busy. Plus, I don't really have anything else to do, so...
The teen retrieved her laptop from her bag, then opened up WordPad.
Padamay grinned. "Let's see," she muttered. "If I were a rule book on surviving life with chipmunk's, what would I say...?"
Rules #1-20 by Padamay Seville
Rule #1-Chipmunk's and energy drinks of any kind (Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, AMP, you know what I'm talking about) should NEVER mix.
(I don't know why I have to keep telling Dave this, I mean he's had to take Alvin to the hospital three times to get him sedated after he chugged down four Red Bulls)
(...Then again, I told Alvin I'd give him ten bucks if he did it)
(Cough)
Rule #2-If you value your life, only wake Brittany under dire circumstances.
(Not even kidding)
Rule #3-If you ever find an experiment made by Simon or Jeanette, do NOT press the red button.
(They made a bomb out of bubblegum, rubber bands, Coke, and cotton balls. Can you imagine what a red button would do?)
Rule #4-When driving, never let Alvin steer unless you want some remodeling done on your car...or someone else's house.
(Common sense)
Rule #5-As much fun as it is, don't sing the song, "I'm Awesome" by Spose when my brother, Toby, is around.
(I'm awesome, driving around in my mom's ride!)
(I'm awesome, a quater if my life gone by, and I met all my friend's online!)
(I'm awesome, there's no voice mail, nobody called!)
(I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall!)
("PADAMAY SHUT UP!")
(Wince)
(See what happens? Good people lose their hearing privileges)
Rule #6-Never try to talk to animals in public.
(Don't question the fact that it's just the chipmunks and chipettes that talk)
(Just don't)
Rule #7-Don't try to sing as high as the chipmunks.
(I actually got pretty close one time!)
(Toby one the other hand, couldn't talk for about three days after he tried)
(Shakes head)
(Ah, Tobester...you should have stuck to going pew pew pew all day)
Rule #8-Always watch where you step when in the Chipmunk or Chipette Rez.
(Even if they can move quicker than all of us, they can't pull a Flash when off guard)
(Poor Jeanette had to learn that the hard way...and so did my Converse)
Rule #9-Don't challenge a chipmunk or chipette to a battle of Dance Dance Revolution
(Eleanor and Theodore may not look it, but they actually beat everyone on the last level)
(They were like two little mexican jumping beans! XD)
Rule #10-No matter how annoying paparazzi is, you can't go ninja on them.
(Dave's had to bail me out like three times)
(Mom even had to bail Toby out once!)
(Muahaha, I've taught him well)
Rule #11-No matter how much Alvin begs, do NOT let him ride on top of your vehicle
(What is it with him and cars?)
Rule #12-If a chipmunk or chipette steals your cell phone, simply go into Toby's room (Holding your breath) find a used sock (Not that hard) and chase that little demon down and stuff them inside it. But only for ten seconds tops.
(Any longer and I probably would have gassed them)
(But hey, my phone hasn't been taken ever sense!)
(Actually, they jump about ten feet back when I pull my phone out now days)
(Buahaha!)
Rule #13-If Alvin stare's at you smiling innocently for more than thirty seconds RUN.
(Everyone should catch on to this one)
Rule #14-Don't quote SpongeBob. Ever.
"I'm ready! I'm ready!"
(Dave usually does this before a concert to get pumped up)
"Bring it around town! Bring it arooound town!"
(That one would be Alvin's favorite to annoy Brittany with)
"Rectangle's!"
(Simon thought of that one when I had a geometry test)
"The Hash Slinging Slasher!"
(I had to resort to Toby's socks for this one after Brittany scared Eleanor with that)
"You'll never beat me, I'm HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED!"
(I said that to Dave when he was trying to beat me at a game of Wii Tennis)
(Dave's reply?)
(o.O)
Rule #15-Never let the munk's try to solve a rubix cube.
(Poor Simon was up all night trying to figure that dang thing out)
(But he did...Eventually)
Rule #16-Never let chipette's or chipmunk's near a microwave
(I once let Alvin try to microwave some marshmallows. Don't ask.)
(Did you know that marshmallow's will blow up if you leave them in there long enough?)
(Yeah well, like always, we had to learn that the hard way)
(When I opened the microwave door, Toby jumped back and screamed, "IT'S ALIVE!")
(As you can tell, stupidity and randomness run's in the family)
Rule #17-Never let chipmunk's or chipette's near hair dye.
(Long story short, I was going to dye Toby's hair green in his sleep, and Alvin kind of slipped and rolled around in it)
(He made me wish I was stuffed in Toby's sock after that)
Rule #18-No more Kesha!
(D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a Dinosaur! And O-L-D M-A-N you're just an old man!)
(Dave was very offended when I started singing it when he was around)
(And now dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick 'em to the curve unless they look like Mick Jagger!)
(I almost broke a rib from laughing so hard when I heard Toby singing that in the shower)
(Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep. I got a sick obsession; I'm seeing it in my dreams. I'm looking down every alley, I'm making those desperate calls. I'm stayin' up all night hoping hitting my head against the wall!)
(I convinced Alvin to sing that after he spilt coffee on Brittany)
(Totaly aw moment!)
(Brittany wasn't exactly awwing though...)
Rule #19-Do NOT try to teach Dave how to dance
(Although Dave+Macarena=Dying of laughter)
Rule #20-Another option to stopping a chipmunk from stealing your cell phone: Learn how to climb tree's and house's.
(Trust me, the skill comes in very handy)
(Once Alvin climbed on the roof with my phone and I climbed up the vines on the side of the house)
(You should have seen his face when I jumped up there screamed, "BONZAI!" and threw him into a tree)
(Dave then got home and saw me on his roof)
(He blinked at me many times while I sat there)
(After many moments of awkward silence, I said, "Your gutters need cleaning. Just thought you should know.")
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Padamay grinned triumphantly, popping her knuckles.
"There," she said as she sent the document through an email to Jet Records. "That should be good enough, if I do say so myself."
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While out at the local Starbucks the next morning with the family, Dave Seville got a call from Johnny Cameron.
"THAT WAS AMAZING! Those rules got over a million hit's on our company's website last night, and we've got nothing but positive feedback ever sense! I need more! You MUST write more!"
Dave slowly turned his face over to Padamay.
The teen simply crinkled her sapphire eyes over her Starbucks cup. All six chipmunk's and chipette's blinked questionably at her. Toby crooked his head in question.
"Uh," he muttered slowly. "Did we miss something?"
So, who thinks I should continue this? If you have any suggestions, feel free to tell! Peace!:)