"Uh, Tex, we just, uh, got her today…"
"Sounds like you guys were desperate to replace me."
"No, no, you see, uh, you were our short-term replacement for our loss of a team member. She's the long-term replacement."
"You know what, Church, you are going to die."
"What…about…us?"
"Caboose, you idiot, now you reminded her that there are others here that are killable, other than Church."
"Oh cool, this Tex guy rocks!"
"I already told you that I'm a girl."
"You still rock!"
"As dumb as you are, you still got something right."
"Hey Tex, before you kill me, will you sleep with me? You know, as a good-bye present?"
"No, Tucker, I will kill you only. And your crotch will be the first to die."
"You mean, in the bliss of lovemaking?"
"Only if you think pain is lovemaking."
"Now, let's see. Church, you come with me. We have some issues to discuss before you die."
"What do we do?"
"Run if you want, I don't care. Those cliffs are pretty steep."
"Hey guys, let's go find the Reds. Maybe they'll save us."
"Yeah, whatever, Sister."
"Church, let's go."
"Uh, right Tex. I don't like where this is going, but yeah, I might live longer this way."
Thump.
"Tex, are you going to strangle me?"
"Nope. You're going to do just what I want. I haven't been doing anything but tracking Wyoming around since I last saw you guys. Time for some unwinding."
"Wha…mmmphh…"
"Dude, I think she just killed him."
"Tucker, I hear noises. They remind me of my angriness."
"What? When?"
"When I would hear my parents doing it at night."
"Oh man, and they left me out of it, too!"