Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha, so you can't sue me, haha!!
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Naraku once again became bored. No surprise, I guess. He no longer had that dumb baboon outfit, so he just walked around as himself. He began thinking of what to do to cure his intense boredom, so he walked around in the forest to decide. He eventually came to a clearing and he looked up at the clouds and could've sworn one of them looked like InuYasha. He slapped himself in the face for thinking such a thing then looked back up at it after a minute or so. Only this time it looked more like Sesshoumaru, even with the fluffy boa on his shoulder. But the thought of those 2 gave him a wicked idea. He gleefully went to find Sesshoumaru.
At about sunset, he found the youkai and motioned him over to Naraku. Sesshoumaru just glared at Naraku and turned away. So Naraku went over to Sesshoumaru and did the worst thing possible.................he pulled off Sesshoumaru's boa!! (Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun!!!) Sesshoumaru absolutely adored his fluffy boa and simply could not bear the thought of life without it, so he fainted. His dumb servant Jaken desperately tried to catch him, but only resulted in getting flattened and was knocked out.
Right when all of this was done, Naraku evilly grinned to himself and snickered at their stupidity. He threw Jaken into a nearby pond that just happened to be there and then picked up Sesshoumaru with great difficulty and heaved him over his shoulder. He walked back to the hut where InuYasha and "gang" were staying. It was now dark, and they were all asleep, so Naraku carefully slipped through the door and placed Sesshoumaru in the same bed that InuYasha was soundly sleeping in. Lucky for Naraku, neither InuYasha nor Sesshoumaru woke up or noticed at all. Since InuYasha was sleeping on his back, Naraku grinned and put Sesshoumaru on top of him in an odd position. He snickered quietly and left the hut and hid in a tree by the window of the room and watched and waited.
At about 2 in the morning, InuYasha tried to settle himself in his sleep but then realized a heavy weight on him. He slowly opened his eyes and saw Sesshoumaru's face about 1 inch away from his own. InuYasha was about to scream when, in his sleep, Sesshoumaru suddenly kissed InuYasha on the lips passionately and began rubbing his hands in InuYasha's hair. InuYasha started to panic, but he was unable to do anything. Sesshoumaru had him pinned well. Sesshoumaru started moaning and InuYasha couldn't help but do the same, although he was still scared stiff.
Kagome had awoken to check up on InuYasha. She walked into his room and froze at the sight before her. Sesshoumaru was making out with InuYasha. Kagome screamed and InuYasha also screamed. Sesshoumaru was awoken by the screaming and saw InuYasha underneath him and Kagome watching them in their awkward position and then HE screamed.
Up in the tree, Naraku couldn't hold in any of his laughter. He burst out and laughed harder than he ever had. He even laughed so hard that he fell out of the tree with a sickening thud. All three froze and ran to look out the window and saw Naraku on the ground. Miroku sat at the door and began laughing his head off, for he had seen the whole thing. He ran outside and started jumping on Naraku and telling him how great that was, all the while killing Naraku's back.
TBC (to be continued)
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RL4E: Hahaha! Ok, that was kinda odd, I'll have to admit, but I was bored! Oh, and if you noticed, each paragraph started with a letter that spells out 'Naraku'! Cool, huh? Anyway, please review!!