Authors Note: Ok, I haven't written a 'typical' KakaSaku fanfic. The chapters don't necessarily follow a chronological order, after reading this chapter, and then the next(whenever it is that i decide to post it.) this will become blatantly obvious to you. I highly believe in the power of smut, and have been greatly influenced by J-Pop Princess for this reason. I'd also like to acknowledge SilverShine, Leafygirl, and Serenanna. These four authors have greatly influenced me with there vast knoweldge of all things Naruto, and awesome literature. Be advised that this story will contain ADULT CONTENT and is not suitable for anyone under the age of 16 or who may find it offensive, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

DISCLAIMER: Sadly, Kishimoto-sensei owns Naruto and not me, but that's probably a good thing, I'd have too hard a time trying to decide who Sakura would eventually end up with! Ha!

P.S. This fanfic will not only focus on that of the relationship between Kakashi and Sakura, but also some NaruHina, JirTsu, NejiTen, InoSai, and ShikaTema. If you don't like any of these couples, then it's simple: don't read it! I love anyone who simply READS this, even if you flame me afterwars! :D I love construcitve criticism and welcome it with open arms!

THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS MILD SMUT

ENJOY! :3

Suckled Sexy

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU KAKASHI!" she screamed at me while I held her hand. She was panting furiously with the strain of trying to push our first child from her womb.

"You'd never let these kids grow up without a father!" Ino interjected to my right, while Naruto was suffering on the other side of the bed holding her left hand. Hinata helped by reaching around Naruto to dab a wet rag across her forehead.

"SAKURA! JUST ONE LAST BIG PUSH!" Tsunade yelled, while Sakura screamed in my ear. I was about to turn my head and look at the miracle of childbirth before Sakura tugged on my hand.

"Don't look, I can't have you fainting." She gasped out, and slightly slumped, her eyes looking at something in Tsunade's hands.

"SHIZUNE! Take him, we have to start on number two!" she carefully thrust my first born son into the medics' hands, and turned back to sakura. Shizune disappeared from the hospital room, a squirming blood cover, shrieking pink baby in her hands.

My hand suddenly felt like it was on fire, and I looked at it. Sakura's hands were engulfed in her chakra, and she was slowly burning mine, Naruto's, and her hands. She screamed once, and it was all over. She slumped against the bed, and only clung to my hand, the left coming to meet the one that held her right. I lifted my left hand and ran the back of my fingers over her cheek, her eyes closed and she gave a contended sigh. By this time Shizune re-appeared with our baby swathed in a blue blanket, and Tsunade had a similar burden, only hers was pink, and still screaming its head off.

Shizune stepped forward to present me with my son, and I automatically cradled him in my arms, while Tsunade gave the fussy one to Sakura, and once she was in her mother's arms, she immediately seemed to calm.

"So what are the names?" Hinata asked quietly, and I was glad she had such a soft-spoken nature. Sakura shared a knowing smile with me, and I said "We decided that the one, who looked the most like me, and was a boy, would be Sakumo. And I can already tell he'll be my father's spitting image." I cooed looking into the bundle of blankets in my arms.

All the girls 'awed' at me, and Naruto shook his head and I heard a muttered "Whipped." Sakura came to my defense, and flicked him in the ear, while Hinata stabbed him in the ribs with her elbow. I looked expectantly at Sakura, and she took the hint.

"And her name is Kakura. I tried to find a tasteful way to mix our names together, and that's what I came up with." She started bouncing Kakura in her arms, and humming.

While we were talking, Shizune and Tsunade had cleaned up, taken down the strange contraption that held Sakuras' knees up, and put a blanket over her. Ino leaned closer, and gently dragged a finger down Sakumos' left cheek. "He's precious." She whispered when he yawned and closed his eyes. I offered up my burden, and she expertly took him in her arms. "He might as well get used to you now, since you're going to be their god mother." I told her, and draped my arm loosely around her shoulders. She looked excitedly at Sakura, she nodded and then Ino beamed.

"Aw I thought me and Hinata were going to be the god parents!" Naruto said loudly, but thankfully the babies stayed quiet.

"Naruto! It's their choice to make! Don't be rude, I don't mind, Ino is her best friend." Hinata rebuked quietly, and punched him in his shoulder for added emphasis.

Sakura held out her hand, and Hinata took it gently, Sakura smiled warmly at her. "Actually, Naruto is the god father, so you'd be like a step god mother. I know it's not the same, but it's the best I can offer, because I won't deny Ino the privilege, but you're also an honorary sister."

"Cool! I'm a godfather!" Naruto shouted as he ran out of the room. Sakura offered Hinata Kakura, and then adjusted herself on the bed, so there was extra room on the right side. She looked at me, and patted the spot next to her. I climbed in, and hugged her to me. She slipped asleep, and was snoring lightly in my ear. Tsunade brought a chair close to the bed, and held Sakuras' hand. While Shizune brought in chairs for Hinata and Ino.

"She did wonderfully for her first time, I'm surprised that she didn't break all your fingers!" Tsunade snickered at me while she took Kakura from Hinata, who went to somewhere unknown. By now Naruto had come back, calmed (which I still feel is strange, I know he's 25, but he still has his old mannerisms i.e.: orange clothes.) and was now holding Sakumo, and sitting in the chair Ino had left, with the promise of bringing back white lilies for Sakura.

I was starting to drift off as well, while I silently stroked Sakura's wild hair with my free hand. Suddenly a nurse came rushing into the room "Tsunade-sama! We need your help in OR 8!" the blonde started shouting, then saw Sakura and our children asleep, and ended whispering furiously from the doorway. Tsunade looked enraged as she put Kakura in Sakura's suddenly outstretched arms.

I looked down at my daughter, and saw my wives eyes staring back at me, complete with superior air and confidence. I absentmindedly started stroking her cheek, and she suddenly wrapped her little fingers around my giant one. She smiled at me.

Then suddenly it hit me. I'm a father. That was the LAST thing I ever even DREAMED of being, but I'm glad I'm the father to Sakura's children. She's the love of my life, and I can't imagine not spending every single second of it with her. And now with our growing family.

"I'm going to talk with Tsunade about me taking up inactive duty." I deadpanned.

"What?" was Naruto's harsh whisper.

"Good." Was simply what Sakura said, and kissed me on the cheek. "Naruto, why don't you go see if Hinata's alright?" she hinted and once again I was holding my son.

"Trade you." I offered up Sakumo so Sakura could hold her son, and I was presented with my pink daughter. I heard a peculiar sucking noise, and looked back to Sakura, who was breast feeding Sakumo. I marveled at how big and swollen her breasts had grown.

"You know, if you keep flashing me, you will be pregnant soon again." I told her and gave her a suggestive look. She smiled at me and whispered "You're just jealous because someone else gets enjoyment from my nipples." And she leaned more heavily into me.

I wonder what breast milk tastes like… I mused silently.

"I'll let you try it some time." Sakura said suddenly, and I realized I had spoken out loud.

"I feel like we've cheated these two. They will never know the joy of being spoiled by their grandparents." She sighed.

"They have Tsunade and Jiraiya. And their godparents will spoil them rotten. And don't forget about Iruka, he'll turn them into little monsters." I informed her cheerfully.

"Speaking of…. I wonder when Jiraiya is going to stop by. He is their honorary grandfather after all. Even if Tsunade-shishou insists they are only friends. Iruka too." She snorted lightly as she carefully pulled Sakumo away from her breast. I covered her as Shizune walked back in.

"Shizune, could you please take him, and put him in the incubation room? He needs warmth, and I can't feed him too much right now. Kakashi, give me Kakura so she can eat." She said while Shizune left, and gently dragged my daughter from my grasp.

She held Kakura up to her right breast, and she started suckling her mother's nipple immediately. "I'm going to use this to torture them later in life."

She laughed lightly and it was an airy, exasperated kind of sound. "I have no doubt you will." She closed her eyes and moaned. I looked at her concerned, and raised my visible eyebrow at her.

"It's a good thing she doesn't have teeth. She would have drawn blood by now." I looked at our daughter, and sure enough, her eyes were squinted and her face was scrunched up in an effort to get as much milk as she could.

A few minutes later Shizune came back to take Kakura with her. We adjusted ourselves on the hospital bed so that I was spooning Sakura from behind. I pulled her tight against my chest, until my chin rested on her ear, her back was settled flush against torso, and her ass was pressed into my crotch.

A moment later she squeaked in surprise. "No Kakashi! I just gave birth to your children, I am not having sex right now!" she whispered harshly, infusing as much venom as she could into her voice. I pouted, and reached up to pull down my mask "Please?" I took the hint that she meant no when she elbowed me in the stomach.

I pulled her right shoulder down until she lay on her back, glaring up at me. I loomed over her propped up on my forearms as to not crush her under my weight. I leaned down and covered her mouth with mine; I pressed my tongue into her lips, seeking entrance. She grudgingly obliged, and opened her mouth for me to slip my tongue in. Her kiss was lazy as I tried to drag her into passion with me, but she just wasn't having it.

I bent and started pressing hot, open-mouthed kisses to her neck. I stopped at her collarbone and dragged my tongue up the trail my kisses had lead down. Her moan was music to my ears when I gently bit her earlobe.

"I'm thirsty." I whispered huskily, while I skimmed my nose along the underside of her jaw.

"Then what's stopping you?" her hand reached up, and she unzipped my flask vest, then pulled my shirt and turtleneck-tanktop out of the waistband of my pants. Her hands slipped under my shirt. She dragged her nails down my back, and then ran them up my torso to my left nipple, where she circled it with her nail. Just one of my many weak spots; but right now wasn't about making me feel good. It was about spending 'quality' time with my wife.

I wasted no time, I settled next to her as I pulled down her hospital gown. I was presented with firm peaks atop creamy pale globes. Her nipples were the same exact shade as her hair and lips, something I always marveled at. But now I had business to take care of, I could obsess over nature's choices of color later.

I dipped to capture her right nipple in my mouth, but paused when she flinched slightly. I remembered Kakura's less than gentle handling of it, and instead moved to the left one. I took it gently into my mouth, aware of just how sensitive they really were. I started to suckle my wife. She brought her hand out from under my shirt, and started to pull her fingers lazily through my unruly hair.

"After all this time, I still marvel at how soft and untangled your hair really is." She whispered as she shivered slightly under me.

I couldn't be bothered to answer though, as I pulled the blankets up higher over us so my face was the only thing still uncovered. Breast milk wasn't all that bad, but I was no longer thirsty, just enjoying the shudders and soft moans suckling my wife brought to my ears.

"Are you going to deprive your kids of their food?" she gasped when I flicked my tongue over her nipple.

"Maybe. Besides, they don't need it right now." I laid my head on her chest, and stared at the edge of the blanket.

"I've always wanted to know, what does breast milk taste like?" she mused as she hugged me to her. I sat there and listened to her heart beat, trying to describe the strange liquid emitted from my wife's breasts.

"I suppose it tastes like watered down cows milk. But it tasted healthier, like it had more vitamins and nutrients in it." I shrugged, and nuzzled her with my naked cheek. "Your boobs make nice pillows." I smiled, because I could basically hear the blush rising to paint her cheeks.

"Gee thanks. I feel so much better about myself now. Next are you going to tell me that you like the fact I have an extra 30 pounds of fat hanging from my body? That my stretch marks are sexy? God, I feel so disgusting right now, and you decide to tell me I make a good pillow? Thanks. Thanks for making me feel like complete crap on what's supposed to be one of the happiest days of my life!" I looked up to see hot angry tears streaking down her cheeks. I reached up to wipe away her tears with my thumbs.

I rolled over and then turned around to sit with one knee bent and the other tucked in on the bed. I dragged Sakura over to me, and settled her in the space between my crotch and shin. I pulled her hospital gown up, and tied it snuggly in the back. I crushed her to me, and held her while she cried, because it was my fault she was.

"Sakura, all that doesn't matter to me right now. You know that. If it bothers you so much, you can always ask Tsunade to do her rejuvenation jutsu on you. She has one she calls the synch-no-jutsu as well, it's manly used to repair gapping holes in the body by repositioning the skin, but I bet it's the same concept. Or you can do it the old fashioned way, with training, exercise, and a proper diet. So that just means no more binge eating now that you're not pregnant anymore. Sakura, I'll always love you no matter what. You could have and extra toe, and a forked tongue for all I care. It's what's on the inside that really counts. I might be a vain man, but that's only of my appearance. Besides, you're still the most gorgeous woman in the world. Stretch marks and all." I kissed the top of her head, and realized her tears had stopped.

She turned to look at me. She had one of the biggest smiles I've ever seen on her face. She reached to the left of the bed and pressed a button.

"Yes Doctor Hatake? Is everything all right?" a perky voice sounded over the speaker.

"Get me Tsunade, Mae. And make it fast!" she said with indisputable authority.

"Yes Doctor Haruno I mean Hatake! I'm so sorry I didn't mean-"

"Mae! It doesn't matter. Just hurry!"

"Yes M'am! I'm sorry M'am!" the speaker cut off and Sakura leaned into me.

"What was that for? You probably gave the poor girl a heart attack. Tsunade will be back before long, I don't see what the rush is." I said calmly.

Her hand lit up in a green-blue glow, and she moved it under her garment between her legs. "The rush is that I need her help with the afterbirth, now. Not later. We should have done this right after I gave birth, but I don't know why we didn't. Shishou probably thought it would freak out you and Naruto. And I need to talk to her about some important issues." She hissed.

"What are you doing?" I looked over her shoulder, but saw nothing. I smelled the unwelcome stench of fresh blood.

"Opening my womb again. I need it to be bigger for the placenta to come out easily." She pulled out her hand, and her fingers were covered in her blood.

Tsunade walked in, and I was sent away. With the notion that this was only for a medics eyes.


As I exited Sakura-chans' hospital room, I immediately started looking for Hinata. I could sense her chakra signature, and found her on the top floor. I ran down the hall to the stairs, ignoring the angry shouts of the nurses and orderlies behind me. My wife needed me, and I wasn't going to let anything stop me.

I finally found her in a supply closet at the end of the corridor, she sat in the corner crying her eyes out.

"Naruto. I'm sorry, you shouldn't have to see me like this. I'm ok. You can go back to Sakura and Kakashi-senpai." She sniffled, and wiped away her tears with the back of her hands. I sat down against a cupboard next to her, and pulled her into my lap. She rested her head on my shoulder, and she shed silent tears as I rubbed her back.

"How could I go back to them, when my wife is hurting? Hinata, we'll get through this, we'll ask granny Tsunade if she can help." I chirped cheerfully.

"Hai Naruto-kun that would be nice. But there are always alternatives to conceiving children." She blushed dark red, and looked at the bedpans directly in front of her as she said this.

An excited grin crept onto my face as I realized what she meant. I lifted her up bridal style as I stood, and walked to the door.

"Naruto-kun, what are you doing?" she asked me quietly when I locked the door.

"Don't worry Hinata-chan, you'll get pregnant one way or another. Believe it!" I leered suggestively at her, and wiggled my eyebrows.

"Eep!" she squeaked as I readjusted her so her legs were clamped around my waist. I squeezed her ass as I kissed her, luckily she no longer needed prompting as she opened her mouth slightly to allow me to slip my tongue in.

She moaned into my mouth as my other hand lightly traveled along her outer thigh. Her hands unlocked from behind my head, and came forward to unzip my vest. I shrugged it off, and she pulled my shirt over my head. I reached out and started undoing the buttons on her nurse's uniform. I was greeted by with pretty white lace underwear, and matching bra. I laughed when she squirmed as I ran my hands up her sides, to reach behind her and unhook her bra.


Tsunade was walking to her office, having just removed Sakura's placenta, and as she passed the last supply closet on the top floor, she heard a peculiar sound.

"Oh Naruto." Hinata moaned quietly, while deeper grunts and groans could be heard, even a growl.

"Aw to be young, and in love." She smiled wistfully as she continued walking to her office.


Sakura sat up in bed when I walked back in. Her complexion was far too pale for my taste, but her smile was heartwarming none the less as I entered the room. Sitting on the edge of her bed, I swept her recently tamed tresses behind her ear. "Why are you so happy?" I asked as I tweaked her nose. She raised an eyebrow at me, and took my hand away from her face. I was scared she was going to punch me through a wall…..

And was surprised to find my hand touching the once again flat, toned plain of her stomach. "That's the only thing shishou got rid off. I told her I would loose the rest of it myself, just that I felt uncomfortable not being able to see my abdominals." She said sheepishly. I was confused, what was left? True she was curvier, a bigger bust and fuller hips (I certainly wasn't complaining about her nicely rounded ass) but those where the perks. I'd always thought she was too skinny, what with all the ridiculous diets Ino convinced her to join in on. "But I like you like this….." I mumbled and moved my hand to stroke down her hip. She sighed.

"We'll work out a compromise, but first we need to have a talk with Shizune and Genma." She tugged on my hand, and I fell on to the bed beside her.

Once again situated in a comfortable sleeping position, I pulled my fingers through her hair as I drifted off to sleep. My dreams muddled with the agonizing way in which I proposed, only barely a happy memory to me…..