Never Tell A Balrog What To Do
By: Meriboat Brandiondarocks
Disclaimer: I don't own the Balrog or Gandalf or any of the other charactors
Author's note: This takes place in Moria on the bridge. I tried to make it funny. Anyway R&R.
Never Tell A Balrog What To Do
Gandalf stopped in the center of the bridge and faced the balrog. He held up his staff and shouted "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" When the balrog didn't pay any attention to what the wizard said he shouted "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" again. Still the balrog didn't listen.
Gandalf lost his temper "LISTEN YOU INSIGNIFICANT FIEND OF MORGOTH (see silmarilion) I SAID 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!' AND YOU WILL NOT PASS. Then in his ire Gandalf hit his staff on the ground and it broke (there goes #2).
The balrog looked at him like he was crazy and backed away. Then the stone underneath him gave way and he fell. Well maybe I can get that annoying guy to go with me. He thought to himself as he lassoed Gandalf around the ankles.
Gandalf held on to the bridge long enough to say: "Fly you fools fly!" and then he was gone.
On the trip down Gandalf learned a useful lesson from the balrog whose name is Ben.
The lesson is as follows:
Never tell a balrog what to do
Never call a balrog insignificant
Never forget that a balrog has a whip.
Days later:
Gandalf and the balrog are sitting around a merry little fire singing camping songs and roasting marshmallows (and you wondered what Gandalf was doing.).
By: Meriboat Brandiondarocks
Disclaimer: I don't own the Balrog or Gandalf or any of the other charactors
Author's note: This takes place in Moria on the bridge. I tried to make it funny. Anyway R&R.
Never Tell A Balrog What To Do
Gandalf stopped in the center of the bridge and faced the balrog. He held up his staff and shouted "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" When the balrog didn't pay any attention to what the wizard said he shouted "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" again. Still the balrog didn't listen.
Gandalf lost his temper "LISTEN YOU INSIGNIFICANT FIEND OF MORGOTH (see silmarilion) I SAID 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!' AND YOU WILL NOT PASS. Then in his ire Gandalf hit his staff on the ground and it broke (there goes #2).
The balrog looked at him like he was crazy and backed away. Then the stone underneath him gave way and he fell. Well maybe I can get that annoying guy to go with me. He thought to himself as he lassoed Gandalf around the ankles.
Gandalf held on to the bridge long enough to say: "Fly you fools fly!" and then he was gone.
On the trip down Gandalf learned a useful lesson from the balrog whose name is Ben.
The lesson is as follows:
Never tell a balrog what to do
Never call a balrog insignificant
Never forget that a balrog has a whip.
Days later:
Gandalf and the balrog are sitting around a merry little fire singing camping songs and roasting marshmallows (and you wondered what Gandalf was doing.).