Thanksgiving Affairs
Thanksgiving. The place where familes get together and pretend to be nice to each other. The place where we're forced to be nice to our siblings just to please dear old mother. Where everyone gets together to cook food and watch it burn up in flames. Where, in this fucked up family, secrets get revealed. Where, again, in this fucked up family, we all start fighting each other. Don't you just LOVE thanksgiving?
Bella grabbed a plate from the long table and threw it at Jasper's head. "I know you're sleeping with Alice!" She screamed at him. That surprised me.
I turned to Alice. "You're sleeping with Jasper?" I screamed at her. I know Esme always told me to never raise my voice at women, but when its my wife sleeping with my brother, I think I'll make an exception.
Alice had the nerve to look apologetic. "Well, Royce is sleeping with Tanya!" She blurted out.
"Alice, I told you that in confidance!" Tanya yelled.
"You stupid cow! You're sleeping with my husband?" Rosalie lunged at Tanya, claws out.
"ROSALIE LILLIAN KING!" Royce, Rosalie's bitch of a husband screamed at her. He tried to pull them apart.
"You're sleeping with my Tanya?" Emmett bellowed. He swung at Royce, narrowing missing Tanya's head.
Renesmee, my sister, came crashing through the hall holding Leah and punching her simultaniously. Sam, Renesmee's husband, and Jacob, Leah's husband, also followed them, trying to pull them apart while also trying to punch each other. What the hell happened with them?
I heard a crash to my left and swivled my head to see Jasper falling down the steps, but not before punching Bella in the stomach. My vision turned red. I stomped down the stairs and began blowing punches at Jasper's body. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Bella and Alice throwing punches at each other.
Rosalie and Tanya. Emmett and Royce. Me and Jasper. Bella and Alice. Leah and Ness. Jacob and Sam. All family. All fighting each other. Like I said, don't you just love thanksgiving?
This is just something that popped in my head. This should be a fairly short story. About 10 or 11 chapters. I already have the first chapter up, so that should be up soon.