The Hazards of Curiosity

A/N: This is a story born of pure random thought! I've been reading the manga (for the first time ha-ha!) and I wondered if Neji had ever used Byakugan for perverted things when he was growing up. Thus, Kamiko Yuna was born.

Disclosure: I do not own Naruto

Kamiko wore her traditional smirk as she sat at her favorite corner table at the café next to the flower shop. A playful wind brushed her shoulder blade length light brown hair over her shoulders and tickled her exposed stomach. Her forest green vest rustled against her simple sky blue wrap around shirt. She smiled and waved to several villagers as they walked past, enjoying the warm afternoon. This was her favorite thing to do when she relaxed, People Watching. It fascinated her that everyone had their own goals and that they rushed around, not aware of the intricate lives of the others around them. She grinned when she saw Kiba and Akamaru strolling along toward her. Resting her chin on the back of her hand, she closed her blood red right eye and activated the Byakugan in her left.

"Why am I not surprised?" she asked herself when she saw that Kiba was wearing bright red boxers with black puppy paw prints on them. She flicked her other hand in a lazy wave when the boy and dog noticed her.

"And there's Naruto, so boring." Kamiko mumbled as she passed over his traditional blue stripped boxers. It never changed with him. She decided that he must just grab a package of the same thing over and over because he didn't care about variety.

"Hey Kamiko – chan!" He shouted as he spotted her.

"Hey Naruto," she called back as the boisterous blonde bounced over to her table.

"What 'cha doin'?" he asked.

"People Watching and categorizing."

"Categorizing?"

She grinned and nodded, then went back to watching the crowd.

There's Iruka – sensei! OH MY GOD! Kamiko almost had a nose bleed. Iruka – sensei went commando! Who'd have ever guessed!

"Iruka – sensei! Over here!" Naruto stood up and waved his arms with a huge grin on his face. Iruka smiled and waved, but didn't come over. Naruto flopped back into his chair and sulked. Kamiko chuckled and went back to scanning the crowd. She spotted Kakashi – sensei leaving the book store and nearly laughed out loud. He was wearing a pair of bright yellow briefs and when he turned to walk away Kamiko saw two black ducks on the butt cheeks. It was just too bizarre! She clasped her hand over her mouth and looked away, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter.

"Eww what do you want?" Naruto asked. Kamiko turned to look and all the laughter died as her eyes widened with horror. Sasuke was walking towards them, his usual scowl on his face and his hands stuffed in his pockets.

What the hell! Her mind screamed. This scowling ninja wasn't wearing boxers, or briefs, or gone commando. Instead he wore a flaming hot pink Speedo with a picture of a lollipop on the front! Sasuke sat down, completely ignoring Naruto, and gave her a slight smirk. Kamiko's eye twitched as she stared back, deadpan.

"What's up?" the raven haired boy asked, puzzled.

"I have lost all respect for you," she replied in a flat monotone as she stood up. "I'm scared for life now." She stuffed her hands in her shorts pockets and walked off. Sasuke and Naruto stared at her in confusion and then Sasuke, with dawning horror, realized her Byakugan had been activated. He flushed a deep red and fainted with embarrassment. Naruto stared at him, confused, then smirked evilly. He pulled a marker from his pocket and proceeded to scribble obscene things all over his rivals face.

A/N: So that's my little bit of randomness. I might just have to use Kamiko in a one-shot of the M rated persuasion, but I'm not sure who to pair her with. Or maybe I'll just use her for perverted things in general XD lol