Hey guys! I was reading some stories and I was saddend by the fact that so many of our beloved characters were made into OOC stories, so I made this little oneshot. This is a parody! I don't write this badly.

I don't own anything – except for the horrible stories – But I'm not proud of it.

Enjoy

Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly (Is that even a word?) at the computer screen. Travis was looking up original pranks and happened to stumble upon a website called Fanfiction. He then of course had to call the whole gang (except Clarisse and Connor)

"What the hell is this crap?" Nico asked 'disgusted'

"I think its stories about us." Annabeth –always the wise one-suggested.

"Do these people even know us? I would never act like this."

"Why am I always paired with these Mary-sue girls? I'M TWELVE!" Travis wanted to say – it's because no one else would date you- but he kept his mouth shut.

"Look at the spelling. It's horrible." Everyone then noticed how quiet Thalia was and started to get nervous when they saw her fuming.

"Thalia, are you okay?"

"No, Annabeth, I am not okay. I am a hunter of Artemis; I would never quit, to date these hooligans." She said pointing to Percy, Nico and Travis – Who looked quite offended, might I add.

"Listen to this one." Annabeth said and she started to read.

It was a beatiful day at camp half blood. The birds were singing the campers were rejoicing. Travis and Connor had even stopped to prank because of the lovely weather. I think I should ask my Wise girl to marry me. Percy thought. But unknown to Percy, Annabeth was talking to another guy. O no! How could she! Percy thought. He then ran to her and saw that she is talking to a guy. "Annabeth! How could you cheat on me? We're done? He said madly. "Please don't leave me, Seaweed Brain. I'm sorry." It's too late he said and she started to cry. Later that evining Percy was in his cabin on his bunk crying over his Wise girl. "Percy" Annabeth said. "I am so sorry. But that was my brother, Albert. I love you! We are meant to be together." Percy was so happy, he took out the ring and said, Wise girl will you marry me? Annabeth looked so beautiful it made Aphrodite jelis. "Yes!" She said and she tackled Percy into a hug and they lived happily ever after.

Needless to say, everyone was disgusted. Travis then burst out laughing.

"That was so funny! You guys were like, I love you and we are meant to be together. Will you marry me? This is funny stuff." Annabeth and Percy just glared at him, until Annabeth read something and smiled at Travis.

"You think that's funny? Wait till you hear this."

"My dear, sweet and lovely Katie. You look so beautiful I think an angel just lost a wing." She giggled and squeeled, "Oh, Travis, you say the nicest things, I picked you a flower." She said giving Travis the red rose, he smelled it and smiled at its beauty, but it wasn't as beautiful as his sweet Katie Gardner. "Katie, you're so beautiful that even Aphrodite is jelis. I love you." But Travis" She said" It's forbidden, we cannot be together. Our parents told us so." Travis started to cry a little. "Then we shall be together in secret. No one shall know of us." "Oh, Travey, you always know what to say, I'm so glad you gave up pranking to be with me." He smiled and kissed her red lips so softly. "I asked Percy to make us a bubble in the water, we can live there, away from everyone and everything." Percy was busy making out with Annabeth when Katie and Travis arrived. Sorry, Percy saud while blushing a deep shade of red. It's okay man, you be with your woman. Travis said, fist pumping Percy.

Percy made a bubble for Katie and Travis. And they had the best underwater sea kiss.

"I think I nearly puked." Katie said glaring at the screen.

"I would never give up pranking for a girl."

"Why would I make you guys an underwater bubble?"

"Let's read the comments." Nico said his voice full of amusement.

O MY GODS, I LUV UR STORY! IT'S THE BEST TRATIE STORY IV EVE RED! "What the heck is Tratie?"

You should like totally make another one, this was aswum!

U rock! This storie is Amazing!

"Can we please just forget we ever read this story?" Katie asked and everyone nodded their heads.

"Nico, here's one for you." Percy said with an evil smile.

Nobody understands me, everyone just thinks because I'm the son of Hades, I don't have feelings. But that's not true, I do have feelings, and I only want someone to love me for me. Not because of my awsum hair. That's when I saw her. Madelyn stardust emerald Rose, she was so betiful. Her hair the colour of a thousand suns, her eyes the colour of the sea – even Percy was jelis. She was so perfect and nice to everyone, she even beat Percy at sword fighting the first time she tried. Everyone loved her, but not so much as me, I went over to her cabins – she was claimed by, Artemis, Poseidon, Zeus and Hera – but she stayed in the Hermes cabin because she was so nice. Hey Madelyn stardust emerald Rose, you look so pretty today I said and she giggled and Nico she said and then I blushed. Do you want to be my girlfriend I asked her. Of course, everyone wants to be your girlfriend. I felt a warm and tingly feeling inside. I then took her to the underworld, my daddy Hades loved her, he said she was perfect for me and that we can get married here even though I'm only 12. I was so happy that Madelyn stardust emerald Rose and me can be together. My wonderful stepmom Persophone even said we can get married in her garden. I was so happy.

Everyone nearly died of laughter after reading that except for Nico who was scowling." What did we just read? There is no ways in Hades, that, that was me. Daddy? Wonderful stepmom? What the shit! I am seriously going to have a chat with this author; she will be dealt with in underworld." Nobody knew what to say to that. "Here's one for Thalia."

Who did I love more? Percy or Nico? Percy was so sweet, but Nico was so tortuered and sad – like that hot guy from the twilight movie – best movie EVER, I love Nico most. Hey Nico I said walking up to his cabin. "I love you." I told him and grabbed him for a kiss. No you don't he said, I saw you with Percy. Annabeth and me are dating now. You can have Percy, I have the hot blonde! But Nico, I whimpered, We were meant for each other, were both emo and goth and love the colir black. I love Annabeth, he said. So I started to cry, I then ran into percy. He looked sad. Whats wrong, I asked. Annabeth and I are done. She's dating Nico. "Percy I love you." I said and he ran up to me giving me a hug and we kissed, Then me, Percy, Annabeth and Nico had a double wedding and everyone attented, except for Aphrodite, she didn't like us at all. But we didn't care- we didn't like her either. Me, Percy, Nico and Annabeth the moved in together and had lots of kids and we were happy! The end.

"THE HOT BLONDE!" Annabeth was the first to break the silence.

"Is the author of this story eight? That was atrocious."

"Why would I date any off you guys? Like I said, I'm a HUNTER OF ARTEMIS!"

"Guys, I say we should go pay these writers a little visit."

It was no surprise when fangirls found their computers broken and hate note.

"Our work here is done." Katie and Travis went their own way. Thalia went back to the hunters, Nico was his normal gloomy, son of Hades self.

"Percy, I say we never speak of this again."

"Agreed, Wise girl." He then gave her a quick kiss and she just rolled her eyes.

These were stories I made up, I did not take anyone's story. What did you think? Do you agree that characters should not be OOC or do you disagree with what I wrote? Also, I have wondered why people say DON'T FLAME! Cause those are the people who tend to get flamed the most.

Read and Review.

Ps. I had a hard time writing those stories, I nearly cried every time I had to make a stupid spelling or grammar error.

Pss. I was thinking of only making it a oneshot. Should I continue this? It's all up to you, wonderful readers (No, that was not me sucking up to you. (: )

Toodles.