Hello, everyone. This is my first Tales of Symphonia fic. I'm gonna make it slow and steady. The gang are going to play Truth or Dare in Meltokio, which it turns in a total disaster. It's also my first humor fic. So tell me if it is funny. Enjoy the show!

Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia.

Prologue:

The games begin!

It's a wonderful day in the city of Meltokio. A nice place where the king, queen and princess resides. It was after Meltokio learned that the Pope is trying to assassinate the king. Luckily, the party stops the Pope's plan. Now that the king is cured, the party are headed to either Heimdall or Altamira. However, an unfortunate bad luck got them.

In Zelos' mansion, the party are feeling so bored. Lloyd Irving, the red twin swordsman, is standing here, sleeping. No one knows how to sleep standing.

Colette Brunel, the rejected chosen, is spinning her chakram and throwing it up on the air and fell back down. But she's so bored.

Genis Sage, the young sorcerer, is playing with his kendama. But nothing good will make him happy.

Raine Sage, the archaeologist mania and still is one, is sleeping on the table with a hundred books. Usually, she would have cry of joy, but now, nothing seems to make her laugh manically.

Sheena Fujibayashi, the ninja pact-maker and a clone version of Anko Mitarashi from the series called Naruto, which she isn't as hot as Anko. Don't even think about it, perverts! She's hugging a Lloyd plushie doll, 'cause she has a crush on Lloyd. But still, she's as bored as the rest.

Zelos Wilder, the perverted chosen, was not here in his mansion. He was out, wandering around the city with so many women he met, much to the party's annoyances.

Presea Combatir, a woman in a twelve years old girl's body, does nothing at all. But she's as bored as hell.

Regal Bryant, the ex-president of Tethe'alla, is sleeping on a couch with his arms behind his head. Well, let's just say that the ex-president is as bored as the living hell of his life.

A few minutes later, Zelos came. He had a lot of lipstick marks on his face. He's the only person who hasn't got bored. Stupid chosen. "So guys, how's it going?" asked the chosen of Tethe'alla.

The party looked at him with annoyance. It was his fault that they are stuck in Meltokio.

"Zelos, don't even talk to us." said the red clad swordsman.

"What? What did I do?"

"It was your fault that we're stuck here in Meltokio. Now we don't have time to cure Colette." said the kunoichi.

"Come on! Be fun! You haven't forgotten that Meltokio is the biggest city in Tethe'alla, have you?"

"No. If you haven't answered those guards' question, we shouldn't have stay in here!" yelled the young half-elf.

"Come on! It was yesterday! You should have forgotten it right about now!"

"Zelos, we have clearly remembered yesterday. It was before we have to left Meltokio." said Presea.

Flashbacks

The team are about to left Meltokio to find the cures for Colette, until two guards stand in their way.

"Huh? What are you two doing here?" asked Zelos.

"Chosen one, we apologized for before. We didn't know that the Pope tried to kill the king." said one of the guards.

"Yeah. We are sorry. It was his fault that we have to listen to the Pope." said the other guard as he pointed at the guard next to him.

"What do you mean it's my fault? You're the one who told me to listen the Pope!"

"I haven't trusted the Pope one time! He's nothing but a snake to me! It was you who told me to listen to him!"

"No way! The Pope is a big jerk to me! You appreciated him!"

"Oh yeah?! Prove it!"

"You got plenty of pictures of the Pope in your drawer, you got a sign that says "I love the Pope!" in your closet and you drawled a picture of you and the Pope kissing each other!"

"What?!! I did no such thing!" The guard pulled out the stuff of the other guard that are the thing that he said seconds ago. The other guard gasped. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!"

"Nuh-uh! Not until you confess that you like the Pope and that you're the one who told me that we have to listen to the Pope!"

"I do not like the Pope!!"

"Your stuff proves it!"

"That isn't my stuff!"

"The drawing says "By Chris Gayer". That's your name!"

"This proves nothing! I'm not in love with the Pope!"

"Guys, guys, please. Would you settle down? Look, it's not your fault that you listen to the Pope." said Zelos, stopping the fight against the guards.

"Yeah… Except it was his!" yelled the two guards at the same time while pointing at each other. The party sighed.

"Look, guys, we're in a hurry. We have to find the cure for Colette, so can you let us through?" asked Lloyd.

"Yeah! Her life is in danger if we can't find the cure!" said Sheena.

"Wait! Can you stay in Meltokio in a week?" asked the guard.

"Look, asses, if we can't go find the cure, then Colette will-" said Genis, but he was cut off by Zelos.

"Well, ok. I'll just need a little break, that's all."

"WHAT!!!" shouted the party.

"Very well. Until then, you will stay in Meltokio in a week." said the guards.

"Zelos, you idiot! We don't have time to sit here and relax! Didn't you know that Colette's life is in danger?!" yelled Sheena.

"Relax! We can go outside the city if we want to." said Zelos.

"Oh. We almost forgot. If anyone of your friends goes outside the city, we'll bust him back in here!" said one of the guards.

"So, what are you thinking about that?" said Genis, getting annoyed.

"Well, we can always go to the sewer." said Zelos.

"Oh. And another thing. We found out that you and your friends have gone in the sewer every time you want to go inside or outside of Meltokio. So we place the sewer in high security." said the guard.

"You were saying?" asked Genis.

"Oh crap..." was the only thing that the chosen can think of.

End Flashbacks

"Ok, ok. So it was my fault that we're stuck in Meltokio, so what? All we need is a little vacation. Then we're going to find the cure for Colette." said Zelos.

"Zelos, we don't have time for this! Because of you, Colette will soon become a giant Exsphere! You really are an idiotic chosen!" yelled Sheena at Zelos.

"Sheena... I'm sorry, but don't you worry, I'll... Is that a Lloyd plushie doll?" said Zelos as he noticed Sheena holding a Lloyd plushie doll.

"N... No!" shouted Sheena as she hid the doll in her kimono, where her chests are.

"Ok... Anyway, it's only for a week, so no worries. I know that I'm an idiot to most of you guys, but I did become a great help to you guys, right? Alright, because I, the great Zelos Wilder, is going to make everyhting better! Am I right?" But unfortunately, all he got is some random things that flew at him, tomatos, apples, bananas, cherries and an axe... Wait, no. Not an axe, but a couple of woodden swords. "That's the thanks I get!? What are you guys? Vikings?" But all he got is a lot of cold glares. Then, the team got back where they are doing. Zelos has to think about something that will make the team happy. He had found it. "Hey guys! What about a game of Truth or Dare?" The team looked at him with wonderingness.

"Truth or Dare? Professor, what's that? Is it something you can eat?" asked Lloyd to Raine.

"No, Lloyd. It's a game that you can choose either truth or dare." explained Raine.

"Oh! Now I get it!... I don't get it."

The team sighed. So Raine explained to him again. "The game Truth or Dare is a challenging game, or it could be even more than just that. You have to pick either truth or dare. If you choose truth, you'll have to answer truthfully the question that one of us pick. If you choose dare, you'll be force to do the challenge that one of us give to you. Do you understand?"

"Oh! Now I get it!... Nope, sorry." The team sweat dropped. "But I do know some of it. If I choose dare, I'll do a challenging dare, right?"

"That's right." said Raine.

"And if I choose truth, I have to answer the question, right?"

"That's correct."

"But no lying, right?"

"Yes."

"Ok! Now I know how the game works! Well Zelos, I guess a game of Truth or Dare can make it all up."

"Really? So, you'll forgive my fault?" asked Zelos.

"Not really, but if that is really fun, then we'll forgive you."

"What about you guys?" asked Zelos to the rest.

"Truth or Dare... I haven't play it, but I guess it's worth a try." said Genis.

"Ok! You know, playing a game like that is much more important than curing me." said Colette, with her voice full of courage.

"I haven't try playing that game either, so I guess we can do it." said Raine.

"Truth or Dare... A game of challenge. I never play it, so of course." said Presea.

"If Presea will play the game, then I will play as well." said Regal.

"No way! I'm not playing that game! It's totally stupid!" yelled Sheena, being the only one who doesn't want to play the game.

"Come on, Sheena! It's fun!" said Colette cheerfully.

"No way! The last time I play the game, Zelos dared me to strip all my clothes!"

The team are facing the perverted chosen. "Zelos... Is that true?" asked Lloyd.

"Uhh... Yeah, but that was a joke! I didn't really mean to dared you to strip down your clothes." said Zelos.

"So?! I'm not going to play that game for the rest of my life! I rather die than playing that game!" yelled the still disagreed Sheena.

"Come on, Sheena! Do it for me! Do it for Colette!" said Lloyd, trying to get Sheena to change her mind.

Quickly, Sheena finally agree with her eyes shape like a heart. "Ok, Lloyd-kun! Anything for you!" she said with her voice full of love.

""Lloyd-kun"? What's that means?" asked Lloyd to the others.

"It's better that you don't know, Lloyd." said Genis, not wanting Lloyd to know what the suffix "-kun" means.

"Ok! It's settle! We're going to play Truth os Dare!" declared Zelos.

And that's how the game has begin. Who will be the first one to be the chooser? Find out in the next chapter of the exciting game!

End of Prologue

So, you guys like it? I already have the truth, dare thing to Lloyd, Sheena, Colette and Raine. But the others, I didn't find it. So you guys are going to help me out on that.

Well, see ya later! And review please!