Derek: Hey Chloe. What's up?
Chloe: I'm fat and I'm ugly!
Derek: ?????
Chloe: Don't lie to me! I know it's true!
Derek: But I didn't –
Chloe: Although I do think I look good in this. What do you think Derek?
Derek: I, uh… It looks nice?
Chloe: Stop lying to me damn it!!!
Derek: O.O
Chloe: Why are you looking at me like that Derek?
Derek: … I'm afraid to answer.
Chloe: Why? Do you hate me? You were going to say that you hate me, huh?! Well I hate you too!
Derek: What?! No, I –
Chloe: Awww but it's ok. *smiles at Derek*
Derek: Are you okay? I mean, are you sick or anything?
Chloe: You think I'm sick in the head?! I hate you! *storms off*
Derek: What the hell?!
Simon: Welcome to the Wonderful World of Women, Derek.