Calvinson Crusoe has just woken up, on a deserted island separated from his crew who probably drowned in the storm. With no companionship except for his faithful friend Saturday the Tiger. All of a sudden he realizes that he's free. Free to do what he pleases. No Homework. No School. No bedtimes. No baths. It's a paradise. I wish to never to be rescued.
"Why must I take a bath!?" Calvin yelled.
"Because you're not living on an island, like Robinson Crusoe," the father said.