(AN) It's funny how a reply to a friend change into this three-hundreds something words short story!

This featured the miserable bastard, Chris McLean from Total Drama and Zippy - my Zoroark OC from my story; Total Pokemon Alphabet. It was fun writing this and I hope you'll enjoy the next three to five minutes reading this hilarious short story!

(Disclaimers) I do not own Chris McLean from Total Drama. However, I DO own Zippy - my Zoroark OC from my story; Total Pokemon Alphabet.

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Chris was thrown into the padded room - sporting a straitjacket. He lifted his head just to see the door slam shut. He arched both brows and his breath got caught in his throat.

'No!' Chris said, running to the door and kicking it. 'Get me out! I'm the most famous person in the universe, god damn it!'

A series of eerie giggles was heard. Chris snapped his neck to the other side of the room. His jaw slacked at the sight behold him. There was a shiny Zoroark wearing bizarre clothing. He was wearing the same straitjacket. His trembling legs were yellow pool noodle from afar, but actually a padded trouser. His feet were replaced with medium-sized purple cube. His black collar from his neck gleamed from ceiling light. Behind the red padded helmet's grate, one of his yellow eyes was twitching. He grinned with a pinch of craziness.

Before Chris could do anything, Zippy zoomed over to him and slam his face onto the host.

'MY NAME IS ZIPPY AND I EVOLVED MAGIKARP INTO A TWILIGHT BOOK! BWAHAHAHAHA!'

Chris cringed at Zippy's loud laughter blasting into his ears. The fear of an insane Zoroark in his presence was enough for Chris to be unaware of his growing warm patch on his pant. Zippy grinned largely at him.

'We should have matching purple hairs! We'll be CRAZY BUDDIES!'

Trembling, pant-wetting Chris belted out his screaming.

'NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO-' Chris stopped when he heard Zippy was screaming "NO!" too.

'TWO OUT OF THREE! NNNNNOOOOOOOOO-'

As Zippy continued his dramatic scream, Chris flopped to the side and began to weep silently. Karma had finally caught up to him and his life of power-greed and fame had vanquished forever. The contestants can live out their life and finally earn their happy ending. It's game over for Total Drama and game over for Chris.

The End for Chris's pathetic, miserable life and the end for one, happy, fun-loving Zippy! BWAHAHAHAHA!