Disclaimer: I don't own Super Mario Brothers nor Up-Walk in Galaxy. Such properties belong to Shigeru Miyamoto and Masaki Kajishima respectfully. It's a songfic. It's a work of fiction.

A pink birdo is standing on a field with a red yoshi.

When you go fishing you catch
a boot or some other trash
When you play at cards you lose all your cash

"You're not as fortunate as I am. It's okay"

Both are females. Birdo is in love with Yoshi, the green yoshi Mario knows so well.

You're so pathetic you never win and you never will
Not the kind of girl who'd make any guy feel a thrill

"Yoshi has fallen in love with me. Face the truth Red"

The red yoshi is also in love with the green yoshi in question.

I'm sorry you'll never be a goddess like me
Set aside this is how it's got to be

Birdo knows Yoshi shall not ever fall in love with the red yoshi.

I'll get the guy, yes I'm the one who will always win the day
I'm strong and I am beautiful, what more can I say?

"Please just leave us alone Red"

I'll get the guy, He'll hold me close
Till the very end of time

The battle of love is alas often fought by two opponents over one guy.

When you lose how you will moan and cry

Sad truth is if there must be a victor there must be a loser.

'Cause the guy will be mine
While you've been braggin'
I had to laugh at your silly boasts

The red yoshi did falsely believe the green yoshi would pick her for girlfriend.

Clearly I'm the one he loves the most

The birdo knew what real result would be.

Because I'm gentle and I am refined like you'll never be
I have won his heart
It's a prize you won't steal from me

Birdo and Yoshi could live happily ever after.

Forget it your words won't mean a thing in the end
He'd be glad not to see your face again

It did not matter that Birdo and Yoshi were so different than each other.

I'll get the guy
each time I try in a sweet and quiet way
I'm a queen and you're a hopeless fool

The red yoshi was a hopeless fool.

That's all I can say
I'll get the guy
There's so much love he and I were meant to find
You can stay with all the other girls
'Cause this guy is mine

There wasn't a slap fight, or catfight, or battle of insults. But it was a competition.

I'll get the guy, yes I'm the one